Hello everyone this is Karma kun and today I will be showing you how to Properly larp as me, because some of you can't fucking do it properly and end up making me sound 37x more autistic than I already am.

• "[statement]. Amazing fucking work"
• "are we serious? you can't be serious"
• "fun fact [insert traumatic memory]. yeah"
• "This Is Wonderful"
• "[statement]. Gomen/Hit Me I'm Sorry/I Am So Sorry"
• Speak like a skittish animal trying to look nonchalant about being hunted for sport
• "[Complaint]. We all need to die"
• "Brosinski"
• "Thank You Kindly"

Just speak like a guy mellowing off 25 percs and divorced his wife over a cold chicken leg. Be pleasant... mostly! Don't overemphasise me being a narc but instead focus on being Schizoid. I promise it works a lot