stupid greasy gooner freak loser pervert I LOVE FETISHISING FICTIONAL LESBIANS AVID fan. romantic shipper only. i only like shauna when we're talking about shaunahat. otherwise dont bring up sh**na around me she absolutely sucks and i hate her. "i was a warrior.. i was a fucking queen" no you werent you were a rude horrible spiteful selfish entitled ignorant bitch who was getting off on a power trip. shut the fuck up. you and your little stillborn shouldve been cannibalised. i am number one shauna anti. shes such a bad wife no wonder jeff is too busy with callie. yeah callie is bouncing on her daddys dick to help him deal with the constant stress of his no good, delusional, useless, stupid, deranged wife. what a good daughter she is. callie and jeff are going to run away and live happily ever after. they shall take care of their house together and make out halfway through cooking dinner together.