be regular adventurer guy
not a fate-chosen hero, just like to help out
wander into the land of the forest cats
odd magics corrupting the land
food's inedible
water's poisoned
warmly smile and offer to help out
village elder is reluctant but asks if he can tell a tale
buy some wine so you're relaxed
long ago, two twin sisters were born to the king
the younger one was a shrewd, beautiful politician
the older cat was a brilliant, beautiful sorceress
she was only moments older, but the crown would be hers
until her younger sister imprisoned her in a chamber in the royal crypt
this was centuries ago and it seems the wards have weakened
so the long-dead sorceress's magics are seeping out
[quest accepted]
find the crypt, long abandoned for a new one because of the ritual
hire mages and rogues to breeze through the traps
get to the sealing chamber and inspect the ritual sword in the floor
touch it and it shatters
suddenly, a huge, feminine hand tears through the floor and snatches you up
a jaw-droppingly gorgeous cat woman rises from under the floor, bricks showering off her like water from a shower
her physique and curves scream of the power and fertility of a goddess of a warrior-sorceress
she groans in a booming voice before her bright, amethyst eyes settle on you
your first idea is to challenge her to a fight to seal her back in the ground
but then, an intrusive thought pierces your senses of logic and reason
"Would... you like to join me on my adventures?"
her eye twitches, either from awakening or insult
it quickly reveals itself to be her simply waking up

"Ugh... sure, sure... my whore of a sister beat me anyway."

she slowly shrinks smaller and smaller, still looking like a paragon of both power and beauty
but she settles on a "mere" 8 feet tall as a snap of her fingers bathes her in fine silk and jewels
get a genuine thanks for releasing her
and forced to motorboat her big, fat cat tats
[quest complete]