TV tropes because I'm cute.⠀⠀⠀⠀back?
unreliable narrator, deadpan snarker, world's smallest violin, it's what i do, featureless protagonist, the bore, wild card, it amused me, grey-and-gray morality, brilliant but lazy, misery builds character, conditioned to be weak, hit me dammit!, the masochism tango, you won't feel a thing,