ASS Start
ENTER Denko
time to jerk off
QD will return
final weekend was a lot of fun
ENTER Beebs, who will die of heat
ENTER Toki
Reso's death frame is lost media
Peter and Kot will look over all of VGLco's death
Sou and a few former managers are the only ones who have been here with Denko all 10 years
90 viewer VGL1 to 1000 viewer VGLX-2 is insane
VGLX was a turning point
Beebs wants cunnysoup
Kyot has yet to return
Denko is cultivating a parasocial relationship with chatters
Brainlet will ENTER after his dailies
KO recaps, Pardon the Horn
Jevil was critical to /utg/, /alter/ is shit
Toki called /kfg/ frauds, Denko believed in /kfg/, /vgt/ was good
/hgg2d/ mickey mouse, frauds, they suck, hate them, except Beebs calls it a choke
Brainlet ENTERs and peaks
/dbg/ beat the shit out of /gbpen/, god mode, APOLOGIZE
/vn/ return to form, unsurprising
/vgt/ was really strong, maybe unlucky, Kaz sucks
/hgg2d/ exposes the frauds they are
HE comes in
MY BOY (softly)
/dbg/ showmasters, Gogeta and Gohan are gods, /5N@F/ deserved more
great game, /gbfg/ went out with heads held high, seem to be able to elevate themselves
HE has arrived after finishing his daily
Denko thought it was funny that people thought /psg/ was some meta export copied from 4cc
if you look at Invitational 8 you can see that it was just 2015-16 Leicester City made cup legal, Vardy Party
/psg/'s defense couldn't hold up, died after they couldn't score on their siege, /lcg/ are considerably above average
/pcrg/ /ss13g/ amazing game, a bizarro world /@/ /indie/, great from start to finish, clown maybe robbed
/smtg/ tough to crack, the post was man of the match and later the weekend, Kino failed
why are throw ins so bad? cursor maybe
/ggg/ apology form, another insane game, post motm, /2hug/ didn't melt down
Beebs gave Brainlet 1 second to talk
/revue/ put on a good show, plenty of chances to get a result
no Beebs time
WHERE ARE THE HANDSOME FROG HIGHLIGHTS BEEBS
Nomo the vaguely ethnic
/indie/ /@/ good blow for blow match, another banger
Dookie
Beebs asks what the scruncky and yoinky sploinky are
Reso is saying /indie/ /@/ highlights
Reso known footfag
Brainlet's boy Streakz did an amazing job coming up with his gameplan, /akg/ could've made a couple changes but got thrown off
1 hour has passed
Reso is pregnant
mpreg is soul, pwnzer is now mpregzer
Beebs did the scruncho
/feg/ didn't show up at all against /lcg/, some surprised some not
/pcrg/ capitalized on neutral /smtg/, parking the bus works again
Brainlet gets 10 seconds to speak
/smtg/ just packs everyone in the box at the sacrifice of midfield
the best teams in the cup consistently had width
IDEAL
ENTER Zilyana
/smtg/ similar to Euro 2004 Greece, more offense than VGL9 /gsg/
would have loved to see /ggg/ take it after all their doubting
FT10 choked a lot
another great game, knife edge until Noita scored
/indie/ did was /indie/ does
/dbg/ final change might've opened them up, bad luck in the box on offense
/lcg/ couldn't plan for /smtg/'s defense, first experience without a lead in the knockouts
/lcg/ depended on long balls which is shut down by /smtg/'s wall
-1 isn't just parking the bus, more just keeps players at home
if you can score with limited numbers then you won't struggle with it
especially good with /smtg/'s 10 compactness multiple DMFs, can't get anything in the box
/smtg/ is really annoying because all their giant models block the box
/ggg/-/2hug/ with the yeehaw turtle was the most obvious bus park
lyisten wyell byoris
Foster is shit and mpregzer is pregnant
boss baby
everyone wanted /indie/ in the final, robbed by the testing kickoff goal
worst part was that it came so late in extra time
QD called a great match, great job reiterating what happens tactically
QD appreciation club
Beebs wakes up and goes "anthem time"
Beebs suggested /gfg/'s anthem back in the day
/gfg/'s music guy long since gone
takes him months to cook
barely anyone watched 3rd place, felt pointless
/lcg/ avoids the /gfg/ pattern
/indie/ mentally done after losing in that manner and Australian time
mpregzer warns ASS and chat to watch their backs, Brainlet points out him and Streakz have never gone against him
VGLHQ on shooter alert
final was the most anti climactic match
very deflating especially after the knockouts
shithouse teams always fall apart in one game
very similar to VGL17 final
finals have rarely been good
GYOOD FYINAL NYOW
/ssbg/-/wtg/, /xcg/-/akg/, and /akg/-/feg/ were good finals
/akg/-/feg/ will always be remembered because of the memes
don't take offense to everyone saying the final was bad /twg/, you were just good
/smtg/ probably would've done better with 4 at the back, wings were totally exposed
/twg/ always scored very quickly
/twg/ one gameplan that worked over and over again, low cross after low cross
time for feedback form
Sou will never get /bag/ because VGLco is mad about their pet team, post this to /4ccg/
first things asked were to rate the VGL from gameplay and presentation perspectives
lots of 4s and 5s, better rated than VGL19
dox the 2 rating, witch hunt the 2 rating, get his ass
be critical: kill Beebs
2 hours have passed
this is now the doxcast
Denkocchi is sex sex sex, Streakz is plap plap plap
everyone reply to Sou with a smug anime face
he doesn't know
Beebs streamed more horus and days than Gawr Gura
Beebs daki soon
Sou is being buried in (You)s leave him alone
Beebs scrongbongled again akostretch
Beebs wants scrongbongled filtered
change every mention of Beebs to Scrongbongle
offsite "people" who are "invading" hasn't happened before and won't happen again
more people scared of invaders than were invading
Denko remembers chatters but not twitters because the twitters don't post
during games people had more interest in greentexting numbers and Koreans
watch the game!
hate numbersfags
if you want numbers go to the team in the /vt/ league
once they hit 1000 the first time they stopped caring
VGL21 will be back to normal viewers
Beebs was saying "4ccbabs our response?" with a Rabi in /4ccg/
Beebs stole Brainlet's calling card
have Beebs and Brainlet ever talked at the same time?
Denko was posting Koreans at first too, amusing at first
different experience between twitter and completely foreign site
people making /v/ twitter screencap threads are the same worrying about offsiters
Denko and Toki banned like 10 people
Denko is doing this for the people laughing and watching, not the ones on /4ccg/ who hate everything VGL does
how will this affect Lebron's legacy?
Denko doesn't care about names or players but doesn't want to degrade the quality of the league to a /b/ thread
twitter guys don't actually care
QD said the slurs and the viewers increased
SAY THE LINE 4CHAN
won't tell anyone fuck off don't watch but won't let offsiters take root and vote in polls
won't pander to anyone, league is for the whole board of /vg/
fuck /v/, only care about /vg/
only late once this cup, as late as the main cup is on time
only really late time was the one time when QD watched The Simpsons
hypeman Cyclo has been here since VGL1, X-2's hype was his send off
Denko got emotional from X-2's hype, incorporated other hypes into it
worked very hard, surprised Denko with knockout hype
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/alg/'s manager is the biggest fucking retard Toki's ever met, good at hype
other people can fill in hype
best commentated league so far
some got mad with Kara because he was analyzing instead of hype
Kara and Toki commentated together a lot, Toki prefers explaining instead of just repeating memes
/hoc/fags burn
Denko has stopped saying as much in-jokes
Denko's bias comes up sometimes during goals but holds it in otherwise
Toki doesn't hide his bias as much, just make sure to acknowledge both teams
color commentators have tough job to make everyone happy
streamers have leeway to talk about anything, color commentators expected to always have something to talk about and be unbiased
good commentary overall except for one time
ENTER Nick Cage
he doesn't know
we're not at the shitpost box yet bro
witch hunt Zilyana says it's the /hanny/ manager that hates multiple team caretakers
it's actually not because he wouldn't spell Laventale's name and there's zero evidence
and he did the same thing
Sou has been kicked out of VGLco and replaced with Nick Cage
Beebs wouldn't mind an overlay but would probably forget to turn it off
trust the plan /fgog/ 76ers just two more leagues
all playoffs were iympyortyant myatches
Inane English Second Language Babble
Nick Cage was very proud of Beebs's endurance rigging
VGL will change PES versions if 4cc does because that means aesthetics work
will never have managers talk post match, ASS is already very late because of one
Toki had a lot of issues with the UI, might not keep it
got it from evoweb the laziest south americans in the world
whoever made the UI just didn't make the PK ones
implyingrigged is the spearhead of PES modding, there are people in aesco not involved in the cup just for modding
offsiters? what about evoweb
anytime someone says hypeman Toki just thinks of 007 Beerus
3 hours have passed
maybe commentators should be more hype, depends on the game and the commentators
Beebs got chatfiltered into scrongbongle
more deadlines wouldn't have prevented /funkg/ situation
/funkg/ guy got banned from 4chan and got so mad he touched grass and became happy
you have no idea how many words have been filtered into kotspeak
got list of buzzwords to filter by just scrolling /v/, same vocabulary as average /lcg/ fan
dcinside cut from same cloth as 4chan, plenty of raping blue archive girls
Beebs caught onto the fake playoffs around the 47th playoffs
still might've fooled him if not for /hgg2d/ vs /hgg2d/
if you want to watch a manager talk after a match watch vgl3 /5N@F/ vs /igg/ and vgl6q /bbg/ vs /ffg/
/lcg/ might get branches out like /gfg/ and /vrg/, don't talk about the /fg/ cabal (HE will hear about this)
buy 4chan
Brainlet left
Brainlet is back
stop bullying QD there aren't any better ISP options, stop comparing him to Beebs's crisp beautiful quality
Beebs is the scrongbongle
racist team hater is back
Beebs will make banjo-kazooie nuts and bolts general
/lcg/ filling chat same as /akg/ and /gfg/ and other big markets
/gfg/ has double the discord flairs as any other team
won't be randomizing group orders like the 4cc
Beebs and every manager asked said no to it
don't do anything for Australians, nation of bitches
Beebs will retire when he can suck his own dick
/akg/ had to put /dbg/ over so they can win more cups
ENTER QD
QD can't self suck but he's seen someone who can in person
QD is bisexual
QD knows a dude who's a riblet
scrongbongle self suck video HD when
Beebs, the scrungulo, scored
Beebs did the scronky
yo he hit the oingo boingo
PES stores time, fuck Konami
even after 10 years can find new ways that Konami fucks you over
more credence to time of day abuse
heights back? it's being talked about
tally wally? that's not how the meme works Beebs
fights only really happen with end of game fouls
Jiren isn't making it out of the next game
was worry about keepers fucking up, wasn't a huge concern over a whole tournament
again great tournament until 3rd place and finals
repeats suck
newfag alert, never mind not a newfag
rule changes had a lot of autism in the past
good variety of gameplay this cup
Nick Cage likes this version of 19 so far
lot of red cards at the start, none in the knockouts
autos had red cards, apologize to the autos
/utg/ is sending YOU IDIOT to /vg/
Nick Cage will load up a 1 overall team in PES 13
/digi/'s caretaker left the server again
got chewed out in another server and left both
the dwarf gave cards like crazy until knockouts, Thanos some
Beebs has red card envy towards QD
Etemon choking his breakaway against /ddlc/ brought Beebs agony
stop letting /akg/ live rent free in your heads
local man hates anime on an anime website
makes other teams look bad too
there were still games where only one team was allowed to play
models make it harder to see fouls, Jevil's yellow card
it's actually rigged against /akg/
mid tournament patch change
Gio's a fag
Denko might do a VGL rules but previous rules and patch experience mean probably not
every manager has different ideas on what PES should be
IDEAL
trying really hard not to fuck up the game
GSBB existed once
Nick Cage will stream PES 13 and it'll be put up on ASS
19 well known for small amount of stoppage time except /dbg/-/digi/
lots of injuries this tournament, Monday and Custom Avatar
PES 13 editor was extremely autistic
4 hours have passed
random weather used to be done, fucked with some pitches
basketball took a lot of work to balance
few people know the legend of Solomon Bouncy Bouncy
a lot of people loved power pros
VGLCW was really good
Beebs knows luckswing, few Reds players
/fg/ are the mendoza line of the VGL
might have VGL NHL 04
2004-06 were the best years of sports games
teams for side events were chosen based on their managers asking
IESLB
future side events will be thought about
worms maybe next time, ran out of time this time
pre-fox engine PES 13 now streaming
Pomu appears
oval /tv/! purple /vg/!
1 overall /tv/ vs regular /ic/
replays were got decent viewers until the modern era which people still remembered
the /vg/ fight club soul calibur guy became a vtuber
/ic/ struggles to score against 1 overall /tv/
basketball got rushed so all the players had to get randomized
nba 2k14 modding can only replace the head and had to be done in an exact number of times
bullet hell went the extra mile, looked great
power pros chibi beans looked nice too
/ic/ deserved death
PES modding now from generations of modders
never going back to PES 18
kill /akg/ by going to 18 because they can't run it
you're allowed to have an opinion on basketball and baseball without being American
Beebs slurps cunnysoup
okay scrongbongle
couldn't do side events at VGL hours, Americans have to work
why was Lapipi so good at everything
why is /gfg/ so bad at everything
is Beebs the problem with /gfg/?
wrasslin to divegrass pipeline is real
what was /ic/ cooking?
vgcw, tfr, hfz are/were all big
vgl racism depends on marcoz having time
Nick now streaming /3/ vs /n/
VGL garbage night was spur of the moment
Beebs was giving off on-drugs energy
used to be able to change coach mode during a match
side events probably won't be on implying.fun, all on twitch or available somewhere
side events mostly have side amounts of efforts
erotic text based vgl when
limbus modding hard
/n/'s keeper does a spin
Nick's laughter serves as an alert that something is about to happen
shit piss memeball (VGL garbage night) can't be done every time, had a lot of things leading into it
water is poured
Beebs is a coward for not streaming /hgg2d/ vs /hgg2d/
it was a joke scrongbongle!
Beebs had a horrible day at work
/3/ scores an own goal
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet
who you calling scrongbongle?
Beebs VTL emote going to be changed to scrongbongle
Beebs's cytube name was changed to Scrongbongle
QD makes a glittery pink Scrongbongle emote
5 hours have passed
Scrongbongle gets spammed in chat
I miss Scrongbongle UUUUUUUUUUUUU
cunnysoup getting revenge for the slurpage
how far are you in the shitpost box? lol
cytube filters keep breaking
PES 13 stream has finished
your oshi calls me scrongbongle
Streakz has a power pros reveal
spread your ass Streakz
Streakz attempts to communicate through the sea of Scrongbongles, QDs, and kots
Streakz is drowning!
now there are coins
ENTER Streakz
Streakz was the real Dave "TakeP" Roberts
Streakz was the second guest caller on ASS
Beebs is kicked from cytube, doesn't remember password
Streakz had a lot of fun all VGL, tries to ask for a co-manager before getting kicked
Beebs almost kicks him from the whole server
User Beebs does not exist
User Scrongbongle login successful
the Scrongbongle is real
Scrongbongle changed on the server too
mpregzer will be acknowledged later
Scrongbongle the pink
racism hater would hate seeing his team in VGL racism
Sneed's Scrongs and Bongles, formerly Beebs
might not be the end of side events
Kiyose is still here
come September expect VGL friendlies maybe featuring new rules
leading up to the friendlies will be a New Thread Cup 2 in August
new managers or testers, no 4cc experience, less than 2 VGL cups experience
can ask currrent managers to use their team
can get advice from knockout managers, /indie/ and /akg/ were really helpful last time
all the advice is deleted now Aoba
plenty of NTC1 managers had success afterwards
/vgt/ will be sending in refs
QD will probably stream again, hopes Alex doesn't make him repeat stuff again
Alex needs an English Class Cup
NTC2 page end of July
Gio has been jannied
NTC2 might be the debut of new rules
time for shitpost box
very angry man provides totally real /akg/ lore
Scrongbongle not used to not being first in call
someone keeps spamming they love Suguri, it's not Lav
Korean sounds like Chinese but not as bad
Girls Frontline shorts better in Chinese than Japanese
Denko's internet hiccups at night
one day California might join the first world
police brutality
Scrong B. Longle
not funny, send in the boss babies
Denko didn't know how to respond to QD asking about Hiroshit's sister
Beebs dead only Scrongbongle
Morbius
get pregnant Beebs? only know Scrongbongle
/mgj/ maded nyagger
how is there a /dbg/ hater? how did you ignore /twg/?
no one looks at /twg/ they're just there
Scrongbongle will post feet pics if /dbg/ beats /akg/ again
kyaru gyaru
ENTER Reso's vita in chat
6 hours have passed
Brainlet benched 1200 pounds and fucked a girl with his 30 inch cock, booya
kot hypnosis
Talulah stole /akg/'s tactics
/lcg/ is the official council team now, Nick Cage can stream /bag/ again
where the FUCK is fantasy football? no one offered to help Denko
plap and breed will be old and busted, start splurtposting now
different from squirt and surge which are drinks
where's MY yeehaw turtle
if you want someone to not know the teams and mispronounce every player just have Boris stream
want a comfy weekend? play video games
more Scrongbongle lewdposting
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DYICK AND BYALLS BYURN
Scrongbongle would trade being bald and a burnt cock to be ripped
remember jlingz.com if you post so it happened AGAIN
vegetachad
Denko is really gay and really loves dick
only the strongest man can keep his anal virginity
demanding kot was very funny
someone's irl friend lost actual money due to /vgt/ losing to /kfg/
nigtor is dead, meh
ENTER Chadren
are you shilling /bag/ or /pcrg/?
/pcrg/ game brings influx of kotposts
grudgepost towards /llsifg/ manager
end of part 1
start of part 2
Kekkels Essex on tiktok
tiktok filtered QD, snapchat filtered Scrongbongle
ALERT :QD: ALERT
missing child kidnapped by Rashaad in Lansing
of course he drives a white 2013 chevy impala, they love those things
keep moving mods this is a limbab neighborhood
you're mad but the kinds of people who identify with marble statues line is really good
more Scrongbongle lewdposting
non Spanish speakers attempt to speak Spanish
no no NO NO /lcg/ will be /gfg/ again
vegetafag
kakkarot would have meter
/ggg/-/dbg/ would've been cool
QD liked /ggg/, /indie/, and /dbg/, but not /twg/, not very good at rigging
/smtg/ should vote Mara onto /vg/
/myteam/fag
Scrongbongle was watching a concert, Nick Cage was playing tabletop at the start of ASS
7 hours have passed
Eizen the gacha hater returns with another manifesto, vglco starts playing gacha while it's being read
Scrongbongle wants to witch hunt who it was because it was so boring, made Kiyose fall asleep and Zilyana go to bed
Denko skipped a line
ryetard
take your cogent analysis out of Scrongbongle's shitposting box
/ggg/ GOT ROBBED! nyeah
limbabs should make some emotes, Clapped works just as text though
it wasn't PES 1998 it was International Superstar Soccer 1998
why do final days always shit the bed at the end? need to sacrifice more shins
/dbg/fans
/indie/'s goalhorns are too short
go -1 and win? wyell...
this will be a kino final? wyell...
midget supremacists, small power, biggers
QD would never be named Rachel
Breedchad ran through Kiyose-san, /gbpen/, /@/, /revue/, /llsifg/, /vn/, and /pmmm/ managers, Lav, Alex, VGLco, and QD's cat and gondola. his fall will be brought about by Reso Jr. however he will attempt to breed a warrior to fight him off
according to VGL19 final ASS, Kiyose is French
Denko was wrong
ENTER Kiyose-san
he's actually from the Netherlands
it's all Scrongbongle's fault
Scrongbongle retorts that he didn't believe it
VGL19 final ASS notes indicate he was the one who suggested it, getting confirmed by Denko
Kiyose does however play FFXIV
cum on roach
QD peaks
forgot the /vr/ league was going on
Granblue came out in 2014, still a bit of wait for it to be /vr/
the leaf
watching teams and generals slowly die in the /vg/ league is like life
no physical third place trophies because blinky got banned
/digi/ would still lose with buffs
Scrongbongle suffers from a skill issue of not being able to fuck his own ass
wish I was as excited as YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO guy
Reso's alt account had fun this VGL
NYAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Woody's got wood gets Denko every time
Serbians in /psg/
Denko had to put the ARC V watchalong on hold
Brainlet reads something that he wrote one year ago
get to the point Kal
/twg/ doesn't do anything interesting, this but unironically
the box was closed when the ball was kicked off dummy
Scrongle's a bitch yeah, Bongle's a bitch yeah, kek what a bitch yeah
Scrongbongle says he'd never change his profile picture
Nick Cage's neighbors have issue with him loudly calling Scrongbongle a bitch
8 hours have passed
happy Rin wife, happy Rin life
Scrongbongle attempts to figure out what sekai means
he knows what isekai means, eventually deduces sekai
Scrongbongle defeated Dekinai-chan
Tech put in a lot of /psg/ memes
Toki wakes up
Gigasmooch based, Gigasmack cringe
shitpost box over
VGL21 starting NYOW /bag/ vs /uma/
where were your funny shitposts, Scrongbongle and PES13 were the best
EXIT Nick Cage
X-2 lived up to and exceeded expectations ending be damned
we're ending it now Korea hahahaha
Denko thought he was moving on after X-2, reinvigorated his VGL passion
he'll probably be stepping down as commissioner at some point, don't know when or how
Denko made /tf2g/'s original roster by just asking for 23 replies
VGL started as a high schooler making a shitpost event and now it's here
might never reach 1k viewers again, even if only 10 people watch it'll still be on
if Scrongbongle has 10 viewers I am NOT one of them
back in 2011 Denko only watched /a/ games and thought it was stupid, got reminded of it due to a sticky on /sp/
hopes new /lcg/ viewers get invested into the league and keep putting in effort
hopes people who have been around for a long time are able to do the same
reminder of /ag/ league coming up, excellent opportunity to get into streaming and commentary
now awake Toki responds to Eizen, must be new to think him liking /lcg/ is any different from him liking /gbfg/
Summer in a couple weeks, /vst/ stole project moon representation from /indie/
/ag/ league is all fun, only a couple tryhards but winners get banned anyways
shitshow by design, low pressure, good place to start like Scrongbongle did
/ag/ league actually better at learning how to make a team ground up compared to NTC, or just cardheads
NTC2 coming up afterwards in September, then friendlies, then Autumn in October, then next VGL
don't be intimidated, no one is scary except Scrongbongle
QD and Denko will retire when his hair becomes white and he does his emote live after /indie/ beats /moo/ in VGLX-5
QD could theoretically have a son but not probable
make QD a son NYOW Scrongbongle
Beebs evolved into Scrongbongle like a Pokemon
Scrongbongle's name got raped, plapped, squirted, and splurted
/vg/ is going to have two goalkeepers for the first time since VGL9, JOP and T4 Peasant
Scrongbongle will forget Scrongbongle in two months
Scrongbongle is our word, /vt/ league can call him Scronglebongle
Beebs the Gray became Scrongbongle the White
get some sleep Scrongs so you can be strong
Scrongbongle and Mpregzer the first cytube name changes in history
Denko was in tears laughing from Scrongbongle
don't be concerned on who wins or loses, enjoy the journey
Zilyana wakes up
Reso will be back
Streakzzz keeps getting more Zs
hopefully everyone in chat is able to come around for the next one
COME ON DOWN
Atsui~