/Supernatural /Sammy [EXTENDED CUT!!!]

Hi. Nice to meet you, better to meet me. I come from a low frequency environment and it shaped my skull like a satellite dish, so I can pick up on your thoughts. How do I change this fucking station? Currently working on my stability as a mixed part in the DID meatmachine. (I even wore my nice 8ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. I’m ready to change) Off-and-on-again "host," whatever that means to you. Ex-addict, I used to be a cokewhore. Basically lived the same life as Sam Winchester, my childhood went down the transient road and I've got nightmarish mommy-daddy-older-sibling issues. Who woulda thunk it #AverageRuralUpbringing. The morally righteous can turn back now; you don't know my life, so get outta my face. My favorite band is Polkadot Cadaver and I like the most dogshit music and visual media (see: Supernatural) you've ever heard of in your life. Politically harsh-left leaning and overly opinionated on everything from politics to media analysis to shipping. Oldgen SPN fan since ~2005 thanks to my Stepford Family's A+ parenting. Diamond flex main on Rivals, but I mostly play a lot of tank and DPS; Loki's our resident flex-support.Kind of an asshole because if I think your opinions are below room temp IQ I'll probably tell you as much. I genuinely believe that Destiel tinhats are a psyop. (The people who just ship it for fun are cool.) More hot takes: queerbaiting isn't real, shipping is a fandom thing and shouldn't be forced onto the media or cast themselves, and more people need to read actual books to get their general literacy 🆙 Also, contrary to popular belief I can tell when someone's trying to compete with me. (For why?) Act like the adults you are, Jesus. Lying about being into something for years just to one-up me & others is loser shit, you're not a lesser fan for just having gotten into it but you are if you act like you're better than anybody else and gotta lie to feel secure. Nobody's anything's biggest fan, you've just got a mighty myopic and self-centered view of the world. Also can you people stop projecting all your shit on me it's seriously annoying and obvious. If you're filled with self-righteous fury at me cause my wife & I are Dean & Sam respectively and wanna get on your moral high horse read this and also FUCK your horse, I hate your horse. It's short as hell anyway. More like riding in on your moral low pony.Alright, that's about all I got in me for now. I love my wife and I might make this look less like some bullshit with fur later, or I might not, who knows. #ImSleepDeprived 📬