Kronii breaking up with you

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Kronii says we need to talk
ohno.spaghetti
no man wants to hear that line
I ask what's wrong
she's mad about the forks being disorganized
keeps droning on for seven minutes about how important it is that all forks are exactly parallel and exactly on top of each other
could probably write a dissertation on fork feng shui arrangement theory
bitch be crazy
try to get a word in that she puts no care into arranging pills when she sets the table
freaks the fuck out
accuses me of putting no work into the relationship
bitch just activated my trap card
show her my autistically kept log of everything I've done
we're both fellow autists, surely she will appreciate this
now she's screaming at the top of her lungs
pleasedontcallthecops.oregano
wait bionicles might work
bitches love bionicles
grab her by the hand and apply tard hulk strength to drag he to the lego room
make her look at Tahu we built together
she throws our first bionicle in my face
oh so that's how it is
that's how little it means to you
"GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW," I say calmly
she packs her stuff in a hurry
I never hear from her
even steals my Wii
fucking cunt