Your face contorted into a frown
You know those footsteps
Some would say that it would be hard not to hear or even feel a macro's footsteps
But at this point you know exactly who these particular steps belong to
You didn't even have to turn around
A shrill beep pierces your ears
"Ma'am, please step aside" you hear Cliff state from behind your office door
You know where this is going
You sigh and open the closet
"Oh, sorry about that. Of course" you hear her reply
Your suit is half on already
"Ok, looks clear, try going through again miss"
Predictably you hear another shrill beep
"Ma'am, sorry but we will need to perform a more through search, step into that room please"
More footsteps and the sound of a macro sized door opening and closing to the massive room connected to the right of your office
You zip up the suit
"Please take off your shirt"
You open the latches on the helmet
"Still nothing, your pants too"
Putting the helmet on you close the latches again
"Are you sure you don't recall anything metal on you?"
"I swear, I have no idea what set it off"
"Then we are going to need you to take off your underwear as well"
You clasp the radio to your suit
"Ma'am, we are going to need to perform a cavity search, please wait here"
Cliff gives a confused look as you open the door before he can even knock
You feel bad for the newbies learning about her for the first time
An 80 foot tall otter woman is standing behind him
Covered in brown fur and nothing else
By now she doesn't even have to look to know you are there
But she does anyway
Her face turns into a grin as she locks her eyes down on you
"Still using that old outfit? Didn't you get the monogrammed suit I sent you?"
You shoot her a dirty look as you grab the ladder