ranting about random stuff. have you ever heard the urban legens about richard gere and the gerbil? they say that one day, richard arrived at the er with immense butt pain. when they looked at his bleeding butthole, the doctors found a gerbil that crawled up richards ass. it was very hard to pull the gerbil out. do i believe this rumor? yes, 1000%. richard geres ass had contained a gerbil before and i know it, i just cannot prove it. yet. i actually love gerbils. i love jerboas way more tho. have u guys seen a jerboa. theyre so fucking ugly i love them. its like a hamster with chicken legs and kangaroo posture. the thing is they look like theyre meant to have 4 equal limbs but they just. dont??? like theres no reason for evolution to not give them hands either for all i know. theyre just jumping even tho their body looks like its gonna fall face first with every step. their body looks like they should be walking on all fours. i actually really like ugly animals theres the hairless dog with a bit of blonde on his head omg theres thom yorke cats i LOVE them cats with unsymmetrical eyes look it up yall theyre so cute i love thom yorke im actually going to the radiohead tour in berlin who cheered. i cheered. idc if u cheered. who even r u. why r u looking at this rentry. why are you reading this. wtf.