Hello

welcome to libitinas little elden ring rant

Main characters

Tarnished (F/M Self insert)

Melina

Torrent the steed

The Empyreans

empyreans are the special demigods chosen by the golden order to succeed Marika (The golden) ok theres 4 of them ill mention them below:

Marika (the golden)

Maliketh (Marikas shadow)

Ranni (using a puppet the body of the great witch Renna)

Blaidd (Rannis Shadow)

Iji

Miquella (cursed, Malenia's twin brother)

Malenia (cursed, Blade of Miquella)

Millicent (Malenia's offshoot)

Godwyn the Golden (deceased, killed in the night of black knives - dead in soul, alive in body, growing forever)

dont feel like writing about them rn tho

miquella the kinmd (wip)

the dlc was some bullshit. he didn't do all that. malenia was fighting radahn for the eclipse to usher in godwyn's true death (as fia does in her quest, NOTICE HOW RADAHN HAS TO BE DEAD TO MAKE THE DUSKBORN RUNE? NOTICE HOW GODWYN ATTACKS YOU IF YOU ATTACK FIA? NOTICE HOW HE DOESN'T ATTACK DEVIN? AFTER THE RUNE IS MADE? YEAH BUDDY) which was one of the main things miquella was actually developed around in the base game. he had three goals: cure his sister, find a way to let godwyn rest, and usher in an age of kindness. yeah, the dlc TRIES to carry that last one in. it fucking flopped and forgot about the rest of it. If you look me in mine own eyes and tell me "But Ophi, he abandoned his Love, Trina was the one that cared about Malenia and Godwyn" i'm going to pistolwhip you with that damn UNALLOYED GOLD needle. Respectfully. i'm no stranger to GRRM throwing incest at the wall just to have it and that's what he did here. do not subscribe to that man's madness. together we can love the real Elden Ring that was with us in our journey through 2 years of theory and forget about that cancerous nightmare of a final boss, that rushed intern item description on malenia's words (which DON'T MATCH UP with the cutscene by the way so it's BULLSHIT), that pity cutscene that was never once hinted at in an IOTA of the base game, that cringe ass mohg plot where every writer forgot about basic human decency and just decided we were going to have a """""Canon"""" where a victim wanted his own violation. Fuck you radahn it's all your fault you ugly beast. cute arms though

thx old thekind owner