Can't Win

Try to run from wifwolf
Activates her prey instinct and she chases you down
Don't try to run from wifwolf
She thinks you're trying to ruin the spirit of the hunt and makes you feel really bad about it
Stage hunger strike against wifwolf
She thinks you're sick and her maternal instincts kick in, force feeding you food until you're 'healthy' again
Threaten to call the cops on your wifwolf
She reminds you that most of the force is made up of fellow canines
Threaten to deny her pups the next time she enters heat
She whines pitifully and calls your mother, casually dropping a hint that she'll never get grandkids since you're so frigid
Try to fight wifwolf
Ha!

Bros...we don't stand a chance...we must submit to cookie