SHITPOST STATUS: DOUBLE QUIRKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON

SunlightManliest: guys

IniGOAT: Ive been trying to decide on a cute emote to send to Maru can I get some help deciding

NothingPersonnel: whts up?

IniGOAT: well this one reminds me of her a bit

IniGOAT: but i think the vibe of this one also fits

SunlightMAnliest: guys

iniGOAT: cause a black cat is sneaky and cute

iniGOAT: like her

NothingPersonnel: bro whats up @SunlightManliest

NothingPersonnel: you can never go wrong with cat emotes @iniGOAT

SunlightManliest: sandy has set me up

NothingPersonnel: like an ambush??

SunlightManliest: no he told Minnie to go shopping with me

SunlightManliest: for stuff for our camping trip

iniGOAT: DAMNNNN our bobby got a golden chance

NothingPersonnel: holy shit man really??

SunlightManliest: yea it caught me off guard

SunlightManliest: so I wanted some advice

SunlightManliest: you know

SunlightManliest: you got the exp

SunlightManliest: STOP TRYIN TO START GROUPCALLS BRO @iniGOAT

iniGOAT: BUT DUDE

iniGOAT: GROUP DATE

NothingPersonnel: i dont think that would work

NothingPersonnel: doubt theyd show up if they knew you are tagging along

iniGOAT: no worries

iniGOAT: the consequences of my past blunders will be eclipsed by your charisma

ReapRIP: So you are saying that their attraction for them will trump their dislike for you?

NothingPersonnel: a group date sounds fun

NothingPersonnel: if youre up to it of course @SunlightManliest

SunlightManliest: I guess it could work

SunlightManliest: could make things less awkward if theres more people to talk to

iniGOAT: GROUP DATE HELL YEAH

iniGOAT: ALRIGHT GUYS LETS ALL BRING OUR GIRLS FOR A SHOPPING DATE

ReapRIP: I see

NothingPersonnel: a shopping date sounds kind of hard given our general budget

iniGOAT: we shoud focus the buying part on the camping stuff

iniGOAT: but still try to go to a cafe or something

NothingPersonnel: hey how about that place you and sandy went to that time with mitsurugi and Imai

SunlightManliest: ooh yea that could work

SunlightManliest: pretty awesome place

ReapRIP: Alright I've asked Chihiro and Mio-senpai to come with me

SunlightManliest: dudE WHAT???

ReapRIP: Inigo said we had to bring girls, and they are the only girls I know

NothingPersonnel: bro are you for real??

iniGOAT: hold up he may be onto smthing

SunlightManliest: my guy you can't just invite two girls to a date at the same time

ReapRIP: Don't worry I've informed each that I'd also bring the other

NothingPersonnel: oh god my sides are in orbit

SunlightManliest: this feels unreal

NothingPersonnel: still dude, you only bring 1 person to a date

iniGOAT: LET HIM COOK