Why did you do it?
You're hardly thin skinned, but today Kronii had hit all the right buttons. You cursed your response that still lingered in your mind "Why don't you shut up for once?"
Kronii had locked herself in her streaming room for an hour or so by now, you needed to apologise but a lingering stubborn seething prevented you from following through
A door opening and a scurry into the kitchen, Kronii likely was hiding some snacks in her room again, she did this when she wanted to be alone
The movement didn't go back to her room however
You feel a presence watching you, however, you refuse to turn your head and remain slumped on the couch watching the television
SMACK
A rotten tomato had been flung at your face, its smelly juices dripping into the couch. You were about to blow a gaskit when Kronii jumped in between the sofa and the TV
"Alakablam!" She shouted in tone that sounded as if she wanted to die, you could see why;
Kronii wore an oversized pointed black wizard's hat, one of her eyes was covered with a black eyepatch with the Kanji for 'Time' written crudely on the surface in red paint, her 'gown' was so undersized and tight you could have mistaken it for a crop top, it had tears at the seams from its noble attempt at containing the Warden's ample chest. Past her smooth, flat tummy and down dangerously low was a pair of undersized shorts, so small the top button was undone, teasing a peak of her lacy panties, Her legs were clad in long, coarse woolen stockings with holes nibbled in them by moths, years of neglect and underuse
Kronii spun in a circle, showing off a giant cloak with an amateur attempt at embroiding an hourglass on the back. She pointed a bright pink wand at you, something a 3 year old girl would have been given as a birthday present, the glitter sparkled against the light of the TV
"I am Kroniibyu, time witch mistress!" She looked like steam was about to erupt out of her ears at this abysmally chunni performance, it was cute. REALLY CUTE
Kronii opened a small bin bag she held in her offhand, flies circled around it and she heaved as she reached in and picked up an out of date orange, ready to throw
"I will lift your grumpy curse..." she warbled monotonously, almost laughing at the absolute state of what she was doing
"I cast orange of grumpy removal! Woooo" Kronii fast-balls it at your face, you narrowly dodge it but the juices splat against you still
"You're fast, angry demon, but dodge this! Kadababa!" You're pelted with a shot of grapes
"Kronii stop!" Laughing at how ludicrous the situation is you get up to grab her
"You leave me no choice, I will have to go all out, just this once" She drops the bag and wand and jumps you, tackling you to the ground, sitting on top of you
"Now... don't be grumpy anymore!" You can see her face up close and she is red as beet, you had no idea she had this chunni outfit and evidently she never wanted to show you this cringe part of her young life
"My final trick will break the grump spell!" Kronii lays on top of you and kisses you, the heat of her face caused you to sweat a little
It was a prolonged kiss, not much tongue action this time but it was soothing, you felt your stubborn anger seep away to nothing as she pulled away, maybe she was magical after all...