U is For Universe in Danger ch18

p1

So Silk Dog
was a woman all along...

This girl is the assassin, right?!
Yes.
But this... is a surprise.

p2

There's something hanging from her neck.
A necklace? Kinda looks like a USB stick...

Ah...

You bastard...!

p3

Kuu-chan!!

This is bad.
Gotta use the stun gun again...

p4

!?

She disappeared...
I guess she fled.

Kuu-chan, are you okay!?
Shit... Not again...

This is... the thing that was hanging off her neck.
Guess I must've yanked it off of her...

p5

Do you know what this is, Nuruka?
It's some kind of storage device, yes?
...Hm?

This is...!

Give me that a moment.
Eh? What's wrong!?

...I
know what this is.

Look here.

p6

"Kuu Kubris".
Your name is written on it.

In other words,
this is something that belongs to Kuu Kubris.

Why... does Silk Dog have such a thing...?

...Nuruka.
Could you hold onto that for now?
That was my intention.

p7

...So like,
what are we supposed to do next?

There's nothing else to do but return to our original time.
Eh?

What are you surprised about?
Well... um,
I didn't think going back was an option.
...Indeed.

There's just one problem.
The time we're in right now is completely suspended due to a time paradox.
This was caused by two Kuus meeting each other.
In which case...

p8

We need to force the two Kuus,
to merge into one.

...And how do we do that?
We make the two Kuus into the same single being.

This is the only way to get time moving again.
That's where...

p9

we should put Chiyo to use once more.
Eh?
Me?

The black hole inside of Chiyo is different from a normal one.
It's naked.

Basically, Chiyo is a Naked Singularity.
It causes the theory of relativity around it to fail
and in theory causes consequences to become unpredictable.

We'll use this to merge the two Kuus somehow.
Naked?
Singuwhat?
I don't get it at all...

So,
first...

p10

Chiyo,
please kiss me.

Hawah!?

Eeh! Nuruka-san!?
What are you saying!?

I'm just replenishing energy.
Do be quiet.

My tongue has a gravity scoop that replenish enegy
from a black hole.

p11

By kissing Chiyo,
I can absorb the naked singularity's energy orally.
Wait,
even so...

Now then, Chiyo.
Are you prepared?

...Nuru-chan.
This doesn't count, right?

Yes.
If you believe as much.

...Alright.
Go ahead then.

p12

Eh...?
Eeh...?

Mm~
Wha-

What is this?

p13

...Phew.

Uuh...

You were good, Chiyo.
That was a tender kiss.
Argh geez!
Don't say that!

And why are you watching, Kuu-chan!?
Don't look, dummy!!
It's not like I wanted to see it!
How noisy.
Well then, I'm all set,
so it's you two Kuus' turn next.
Heh?

p14

Chiyo,
lift up your shirt and show us your stomach.
Fweeh!?

Now what!?
Are we gonna touch tummies this time!?

No.
Please let the two Kuus touch your stomach.
Hihawah!?
H-Hey, Nuruka.

What's wrong?
Just do it already.
...

p15

Uuh...
Alright...

Kuu, go touch Chiyo's stomach
and keep it held there.

E-...
Excuse me.

Hyan!

p16

Please... don't move.

S-Sorry...

Okay.
Now keep still.

...Huh?

What is this?
The line between me and the other me is becoming blurry.

p17

You listening, Kuu?
Now go ahead
and kiss yourself.
Eh...?

Well, it's myself, so I guess it's fine...
I'll count you off.
3...
2...
1...!

p18

This is... the "Reconnaisance Club" room?
I guess I'm back.

Which means...

Okay, I'm gonna shoot~
Dowah!!

p19

Wait!!
Don't shoot!!

Ah.
You surrender?

Well then, erm...
Point your back to me with your hands behind your head...
Huh? Or maybe it's the other way around?
Waflem.
That's enough.

Kuu Kubris.
Have you given up on going to the past?
Nope.
Just been there.

Say what!?
Lemme check.

p20

Mmm...
Mumble mumble...

p21

Impossible...

Her wounds and flowers
are all gone...?

Chiyo.
Wake up, Chiyo.
Mnya?

...Wait.
Eeeh!?
Why am I being carried like a prison!?
Ah.
Did you not like that?
Sorry...

p22

It looks like
you've done something crazy again...

The situation's gotten worse...
We've not only got a meteorite hitting us tomorrow,
but also a black hole that could go off who knows when...

Hey, everyone.
There's a little trouble!

p23

Kuu Kubris
is getting cancelled.
Eh!?

You were caught making electronics in a co-working space.
You're going viral as a customer with terrible manners.
Your face is there for everyone to see too.

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Making electronics in a co-working space!? Report after report of an abnormal nuisance.

You're really getting flamed~
Oh dear~

You really messed up, Kuu.
Who's fault do you think it is!?

You got caught on camera too, Nurunuru.
With some harsh comments too~

p24

...Kuu,
let's destroy this planet.
This is your planet too, y'know?

Incidentally, this video
has been uploaded to the "library" too.
Heh?

It's spreadling like wildfire that you made an illegal repulsion gauntlet
and even piloted a Ugulkian ship!

Amazing~ You're getting cancelled through the whole Milky Way!
That's quite impressive, y'know?
So... what's gonna happen...?

p25

...Let's turn on the TV.

Do you see this?
You can see several white lights flying through the sky!

Don't tell me those lights are...
A swarm of the great tribes' armada~

Oh? There's static.

p26

Wha-...
What are they saying?

Kuu Kubris.
Put down your weapons and surrender.

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Pub: 11 Sep 2026 23:55 UTC

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