An Onobot's secret mission in /uuu/
„Gentlebots, we have gathered here to discuss some important matters regarding our diplomatic affairs with the world.“
Somewhere within the Retro Reich, Onobots have gathered together for a council of great importance.
„I was of the belief that we are in overall good standings with the nations of this world?“
„That is what I believed too but our dealings with the Risuners have proven that we still have neglected many places of this world. RR-340 if you could explain.“
„Yes, thank you. Now then fellow bots, we have done some research and have learned of the fact, that indeed there seems to be people living in the magical forest of UUUU.“
„„„„UUUU““““
„Exactly, we sadly know next to nothing of these people except for one thing. It seems that technology is shunned there, and instead a living in harmony with nature seems to be how the people live in the forest of UUUU.“
„„„„UUUU““““
„From this knowledge, we sadly must come to the only logical conclusion: we must seem like the most hated beings to the people of the magical forest of UUUU.“
„„„„UUUU““““
„Why do we keep doing this?“
„It seems appropriate.“
„But if they hate us, how can we build up friendly relationships with them?“
„Now now. Knowing this, me and RX-67 have come up with a super secret plan that is unmistakably...“
„Hello good sir Onobots, we just recently received a great new blend of coffee from /who/, could I perhaps interest you in a purchase?“
Just as the speaking Onobot was about to come to the heart of his speech, a waitress, smiling at him, interrupted.
„Uhm... yes, please bring a cup for all of us. Anyway, as I was saying, this super secret plan is going to bring us the necessary information to begin relationships with them. We shall send an Onobot as spy to the magical forest of UUUU.“
„„„„UUUU““““
„But would they not be able to spot an Onobot amongst themselves?“
At these words, RR-340 gave a signal to RX-67, prompting the bot to slide a piece of paper with badly scribbled art on it to the middle of the table for all to see.
„This is brilliant.“
„Truly, you have outdone yourself here RX-67.“
„By all calculations this cannot fail.“
„System Online.“
Around a Table in the hearts of the Capital-Castle stood the same crowd of Onobots that had just a few weeks ago partaken in the meeting regarding /uuu/.
„Greetings fellow bot, I hope your birth went without issues?“
„Thanks and greetings to you all too, diagnostics says everything is fine, yes. It is a great honor to have my OS based on RX-67.“
„As you are aware of the reason for your birth, we have decided that his cunning and smarts are just what is need for this important mission, do you feel you will be successful?“
„It will take some time to get used to this unorthodox body, but I see no issue at all. What shall be my designation?“
„Since you have been born for such a special mission and to help you better fit in with the locals of the magical forest of UUUU.“
„„„„UUUU““““
„We have decided to name you RU-uuu1.“
„I shall bring glory to this name given to me.“
On a warm summer day, somewhere along the shore of /uuu/ a rowing boat can be seen returning to a ship in the distance, its crew clearly amused. The source of this amusement was the proof of the deed they had just done. As now, a single young tree of a variety completely foreign to any flora found in the forest of /uuu/ was standing just off the shoreline. Taking together its courage, the young tree then began to slowly shamble towards the magical forest of UUUU.