Scummy Gap Student ch89: The Scumbag's Neighbor Declares War

Circle Building

Ah!
Morning, Ui!

...
...Morning.

Hey, hey, listen to this!
In the lecture I was in just now~
...

Sorry for the all the trouble we've caused!

I'm just glad you were able to make up(?)!
How was your journey?

I thought I was gonna die...
It was great.
It felt I was able to give myself a reset.

This all happened because my sense of distance was all weird,
so I wanted to learn from scratch how to keep an appropriate distance from others.
How diligent~!!

Ah. Also, there's one more thing I wanted to change...
so I'd like you to teach me...
Hm? What is it?

I've also started playing that game
that everyone else is playing.
Makino-chan taught me the basics, but I'd like you two to teach me too...

Eh!? Really!?
Of course!! Let's play it together!!
Ehehe...
Thank you.

Seeing Makino-chan get worked up with you both
made me feel lonely this whole time...

Cute~!!
!!

I'm a beginner with games so I may suck at it,
but please take care of me.

Don't you worry!
We've got Ui the world ranker here, after all!

...Huh? Ui...san?
I thought you said you weren't gonna do that again...

You remembered that, huh?
You're so stupid that I was sure you had forgotten.

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Wait, you're the one who said to forget it, Ui!
And I had until just now!
You seriously forgot?
Wouldn't you normally be a little wary?
Like I would know!!

Phew...

If you're gonna act like this never happened,

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then I'm gonna have to
come at you even harder.

Eeh~...?

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O-Oh man...

Even with the part-time jobs after classes,
I'm still barely earning anything...?

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Who knows when I'll get to do S&M play with Kurumi-sama again...?
Wah~n

Stuff like kitchen work at a family restaurant or delivery won't cut it...

I need a job where I can earn more in a short amount of time.
Something that doesn't seem illegal...

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An average daily wage of 50,000 - 100,000 yen!?

Beginners Welcome!
Working hours: From 9:30-22:30. Whatever's convenient for you!!
Applicant requirements: Healthy women aged between 18 (not including high school students) and 35.
Rough salary: Average daily wage of 50,000 - 100,000 yen!

Th-This is...!!

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Afterword
The other day when I was getting out of the bath, my eyes were rolling out... I thought it was some dust, but it was actually my cornea(?) sticking out of my eye... I was in a panic, thinking "is my eye coming out!!??". I'm going to the eye doctor after I'm done with the next storyboard! Until then, I'm living the glasses-wearing life. How inconvenient~!!

Scummy Gap Student ch90: A Part Time Job That Scumbags Can't Do

Ahem. Thank you for coming today.

You wish to become a lesbian delivery health girl, correct?
Y-Yes!!

You said you wanted to earn over a short period of time,
but how much are you hoping for?
Erm... About 100-150k a month...

I see.
Are there any plays you're not good with?
E-Erm, um...

I don't have any experience privately...
so I don't know what I'm not good with yet...

I probably have no technique either,
so I don't know if I'll be able to satisfy customers...

Ah, you don't need to worry about that.

Lesbian Delivery Health isn't just a place to satisfy sexual urges.
Hwah??

Let's give you a one day trial!
Hy-Hyaeeeeh!?

I win!!

Wow! You're good at this, Mashiron!!
You sure you only just started!?
Eh, you mean it? Glad to hear it.

You're good. Better than Nagisa even.
I'm worse than a beginner!?
Fufu. Thank you.

Makino-chan taught me a lot.
I didn't want to drag anyone down, so I watched a bunch of videos too...

I'm gonna do my best
to be of use to everyone!

Wahn~ You're super cute, Mashi-
!!

ron...
!?

Geez! Could you stop doing that without any context!?
It's because you called another girl cute.
What's wrong with that!?

It kinda pisses me off that they're the only ones who get to flirt...!
Mashiro-san!
Hm?

Let's go home and do it!
You're being too direct, Makino-chan...

Well, we're going home to fuck!!
S-Sorry. See you tomorrow...!
Don't just leave meeee!!

Should we fuck too?
No, we shouldn't!!
Geeez! What's wrong with this circle!?

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Hotel

I-I-I-I'm suddenly
doing a one day triaaaaal.

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We just so happen to have a client who doesn't really care how experienced the girl she gets is.
How about giving it a trial run?

That's what she said, but...
This girl is paying so much for lesbian delivery health and yet she's fine with just anyone...?

I gave the okay upon hearing the trial run would be 50k,
b-b-b-but what I get wrapped up in something...!?

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Eh? I'm not gonna get killed... a-am I...?
...Oh man. I'm getting scared.

I should run for it.

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GYAAAAH!
I'm too laaaaate!!

Wait... Eh?

Ah, are you Hotaru-san?
Sh-She has a kid!?!?

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Afterword

I went to the eye doctor!! All better now!! Lol
Thank you for the afterword question, NobuoG-san! If I were to go on a trip~ I'd like to go to Miyagi or Fukushima~ I wanna go to Kitsune Village, Cat Island, and the Hawaiians Spa Resort~!

Scummy Gap Student ch91: The Scumbag's Aptitude

!?
Ah, are you Hotaru-san?
Sh-She has a kid!?!?

E-Er...m...?

I'll be in your care today.

E-Erm, um, I'm a beginner on a trial run and...
Yes, I've heard.

I-I can't really do se-... that
next to a sleeping baby...!

Ahaha!
Of course we're not doing that!

Eeh...?

I haven't had much sleep due to looking after this kid.
My sexual desire's been at zero since my pregnancy.

Erm... so why are you
requesting lesbian delivery health today...?

Today,
I just wanted someone to talk to.

You request delivery health... to talk...?
Well, it's not so much talking as it is listening to me complain.

C-Complain...?
I told you I've had no sexual desire since I got pregnant, right?

Actually, the morning sickness really sucked. I'd spend entire days puking in the toilet and then sleeping on the toilet... That kind of lifestyle...
Uweeeh! Morning sickness is that rough...?

Yeah. I probably got it worse than most people.
I ended up getting hospitalized too...
Hospitalized...!? Because of morning sickness!?

And while I was hospitalized, my husband was bringing a girl home.
!?!? That's horrible!!

I know, right!??!
He's just the worst, right!?!?

And then I had to have an urgent premature birth and was hospitalized for even longer, and he goes and cheats on me on the delivery date!!
Premature...? And on the delivery date too!?
He's such a scumbag!!

I know, right!? And even after that...
Eeeh!? That man is just pure evil!!

Thank you so much for listening to me today.

Eh? But I didn't do anything...
All I did was listen...

That's exactly the kind of person
that I wanted.

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I don't have any friends nearby, and I can't just tell the neighbors about this.
I'm working towards getting a divorce, so I didn't need advice on that front.
But spending every day alone with a baby who can do nothing but cry would've driven me crazy.

I wanted someone like you, who doesn't know who I am,
to talk to and symphathise with.

Thank you so much.

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I'm... not worth this much...
I should've said something better...

Being a lesbian delivery health girl... is impossible for me...

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Heh~ So you can use lesbian delivery health for stuff like that too.
You're pretty lucky to get a few dozen grand from just hearing someone talk.
...

It wasn't lucky at all!
It was really heavy!!
Wah

I know how you feel.
Every job has things you're either cut out for or you're not.
Yeah...

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But if I don't get money...
I can't call for lesbian delivery health... for Kurumi-sama!!

Can't you just get your parents to loan you some cash?
I-I could never do something do despicable!!

Ah.
Speaking of earning money, I just remembered.

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We need to come up with something
for Reiwa U and Kuzu U's joint campus festival.

Joint campus festival?

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Afterword
I went for a health checkup! Here's hoping nothing's wrong with me~

Scummy Gap Student ch92: The Scumbag and the Cosplay xxx

We need to come up with something
for Reiwa U and Kuzu U's joint campus festival.

Joint campus festival?

Just hearing it makes it sound like this event's gonna be a pain...

Yeah! I thought the same, so I forgot all about it!

You forget about just about anything, don't you?
Tehe☆

Do we really have to do something?
We can't just skip it?
No, we can't~
But doing something like bubble tea or yakisoba should be easy enough, I guess?
U-Um~...

What do we do... with the earnings?
That's a fair point!

Well, it'll go towards our club activities going forward,
but I guess we can split the excess between us?
You don't really spend much on our activities, after all.

!
I-In that case...!

If we're gonna do this, we should do something we can earn a lot from, right...!?
I want money so I can meet up with Kurumi-sama!!

Something we can earn a lot from...?

You say that, but what should we do?
How about a cosplay café or something...?
We've got all these pretty girls here, so we're sure to attract customers...!

Cosplay, huh!
Mashiro-san does indeed look just like Shiron-tan~!
That might work!

You'd look good in it too, Nagisa-san! You've got a great figure, so you could be Cocoa-tan!
Eh? You think so~?

Mowawawa~

Let's go with that!!
Oh? You two are on board too?

But still, putting on a cosplay café
when we're a bishoujo game association is kinda...
It doesn't have to be a café.
We can put on a bishoujo game showcase.

That sounds good!
Ui-san and the others are skilled with teaching about games,
and I can spread the word of yuri games!!

We wouldn't need to prepare much outside of the cosplay outfits,
so all we'd need to sell are pre-prepared snacks and drinks, I guess?

No. If people want to admire Mashiro-san's cosplay, we need to get at least 5000 yen per person out of them.
There should be a fee for requesting someone to carry drinks, as well as cast drinks!
We'll need a one drink on order system too!

In that case, we could do polaroids too!
Eh~ Could we keep Mashiro-san out of those...?
No can do~

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Makino-chan.
I tried it on. What do you think?

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Aaaah!
Real-life Shiron-tan is the beeeest!

No matter where I look, it's 100% Shiron-tan!!
Really? That's good to hear.

Makino-chan.

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I now know who this Shiron-tan character is,
so do you wanna do "that kind of play" today?

Hyaeeeeh!?

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M-Mashi-...

Mm

Nope<3
For today, call me Shiron<3

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Just be careful not to get the outfit dirty, okay<3

Kaaaay

Sh-Shiron-taaaaan<3

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Afterword
The results of my health checkup are... that I'm healthy!! In fact, I've grown 3cm.... Now of all times?

Scummy Gap Student ch93: The Scumbag's Peeler

Ui~
Is this really how you wear it?
It is. It is.

Really? This is pretty crazy in its own way...
It suits you. It suits you.

But this is clearly too embarrassing to wear in public, isn't it!?

Of course it is.

This is what you'll be wearing for the campus festival.
Ah? Is that so? Thank goodness~?

Then why did you make me wear this!?
Because I wanted to see it.

Since you're wearing it, show it off properly.
U-Ui, you pervert~!!

Day of the festival.

Ooh~! You all look so cute!!

Wait... huh?
What about you, Makino-san?
What... kind of cosplay is that...?

It's my peeler cosplay.
Peeler cosplay!?

[tn: Staff members at events such as idol handshake sessions who "peel off" fans who make excessive contact.]

I'll kill anyone who touches Mashiro-san.
Please don't kill anyone!
That goes beyond peeling them off!!

Well then, the Reiwa Kuzu Festival is hereby open.
Ah, it's starting~!

We're the Bishoujo Game Association~
We're also bishoujos!!
We have drinks and games. We're doing coaching too.

Hey, are boys allowed to come?

Today's a trial experience, so guys are welcome too~!

Two male customers coming through~
Cast drinks and polaroids included~
Hey, wait! What are you!?

Welcome.
Thank you very much! Please enjoy yourselves.
Ah, yes...<3 I'll have a cast drink and polaroid, please...!

3, 2...
Serving customers.

Spreading the word.
This one's a pure love yuri,
and this one's a totally erotic yuri game...

Contests
Okay, I win~ GG~
I lose, Ui-sama...
Let me get you a drink.

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I hear there's some really cute girls serving customers over there!
Eh, for real!?
You can also apparently face off against a pro-gamer girl!!

That's a lot of people!
Yeah, we're getting a lot of visitors!

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I get to spread the word of yuri games to all sorts of people,
and with this many people coming over and buying things...
I'll be able to call for Kurumi-sama in no time!!

M-Maybe I'll get to add some options too...!!
Gu Gufu dufu

What are you doiiiiing!?

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Hey, Makino-san! What are you doing to that customer!?
Eeep... I'm sorry...!!
I'll kill you!!

This guy was taking peep photos of Mashiro-san. I can't let him leave here alive...
Eh? Peeping photos?
She was just so lewd and cute... and the polaroids were too pricey for me... I'm sorry!!

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Other people took some, so I thought it'd be okay...
Huh?
What do you mean?

Here... It's all over social media right now...

That there's a cute prostitute here...
HUH!?

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIIIIS!?

There's a girl at Reiwa U and Kuzu U's campus festival whose Shiron-tan levels are off the chart lol

I know this girl. She was a delivery health girl. I dunno what she's doing now, though.
Eh, for real? I wanna call her too. Which store?
She's not a cosplayer?

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Afterword
Finally got sick from my family... Gonna try to get better!!