create a new minecraft server using the EN server's seed
replicate the Bunkeronii with a few intentional inaccuracies
send pictures to Kronii to arouse her sense of autism
she becomes frustrated by the inaccuracies of the replica
demands you give her the server IP so she can fix it all
reluctantly, you give in
since she is soft-banned from offstream minecraft anyway, but can't shake the addiction, she starts frequently logging in to your server on her private account, of her own accord
"what even ARE these chests, oh my god, why are you like this?" proceeds to organize your chests for you
write a script that rearranges the chest contents when she is not logged in, using an entropy maximization function to optimize the rustling of her autist jimmies
deny her access to chests under some pretense that she is being annoying
this plays into her insecurities, compounded by her autism and addiction, so badly, that after a few weeks she is literally begging you to let her in
"okay but from now on you have to wear a maid outfit while you do it"
"But anon, here is no maid outfit in Minecraft"
"I meant IRL."
"Oh."
"Also you'll have to move in with me for that to work, it's more efficient that way."
"... Fine. Whatever. It's probably fiiine."

And that's how I will marry my future wife Kronii, see you later losers.