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wednesday rant ♡ 11.24.22 ♡ tickcounter

hi im capri as you know. wednesday addams is MY wife, no one else's, just mine. have YOU watched all the addams family series and movies over and over to the point where you feel like you're going insane and that you lost count? NO, i dont think so. ive rewatched the wednesday series SO many times, i think its a little over ten times and i will be willing to do it again. i have almost every wednesday merch possible

shes MY wife, shes chained to me eternally. you're sick in the head and delusional if you think you love her too, you will never be able to compete with me. you'll never compete, you'll never come close to my position, you'll never be me. i am the only person who will do anything for her. SHES MINE. instant block if anyone likes her too. i am the ultimate wednesday lover. she shall eternally remain my favorite obsession, and my affection for her knows no bounds. i am deeply possessive of her and insanely crazy about her.

update i just got her novel book, dress, and im pretty sure i got more. im too lazy to go back into my room and check but im sosososo happy agh ill image dump when im up to it !! i need her monster high doll and lego set so bad, im only saying this in here just to remind myself and look back at later so i could buy it soon.. hopefully i get more merch on my birthday this month

just watched the season two trailer or teaser, whatever you call it. sad to say that i was twelve minutes late.. i was hoping to be on time. i cannot describe how much i love wednesday addams, my wife is back? oh my god. she looks better than ever.. gosh.... blushing so much whenever she's on screen. i love her so much that my heart flutters every time i see her, hear her name, see her name, i literally jump and bounce off the walls. i want her so bad im kicking my feet so hard i think i twisted it..... anyways i cant wait for season two. they say that part one comes out on august and the second part on september but im so impatient. i need to see wednesday now. i waited years for this. its like my whole life was built only to see her. she looks so good oh my god im fangirling SO FUCKING bad IM SCREAMING i need her so bad oh my god oh my god oh my god wednesday addams please the woman that you are (looks at my 1k+ saved edits on tiktok) haha! ok! anyway. she will always remain my number one. everyone literally knows im her wife its lowkey funny and im honestly proud of that. i literally gained a nickname for it from a friend (xiaosday) and it will always be apart of me so thank you ezra lol

yes i am that one oomf that doesnt play about wednesday addams. yes i changed all of my social media profile pictures to wednesday addams. yes i always yap about wednesday addams. yes she is the most disturbing, beautiful and enticing woman to ever walk the earth. yes i worship the floor that she walks on. yes im extremely obsessive and possessive about her. yes i will stop at nothing to defend her with my tooth and nail. i always get this weird joy whenever people say they dont like the show or wednesday addams in general because yes, you shouldnt, shes mine. forever. so yes, please keep hating on the show and on the character, it makes me joyous. i love gatekeeping her. everytime i look at wednesday, it feels like im in a timeless trance. i love her so much NOBODY UNDERSTANDS god i wanna bite her lovingly so bad and kiss her all over her face (she would kill me) she looks intimidating but so huggable to me im gonna squish her and eat her I LOVE WEDNESDAY I LOVE WEDNESDAY

Ok guys date ideas and stuff also hi to people reading this im surprised you're still reading #WatsUp its bcuz im highkey insane about her so id assume people would click out immediately but anyway one of our date ideas would be at a crime scene, we would investigate and look for clues together. other dates would definitely be at a cemetery picnic at dusk! black cupcakes, blood-red drinks, antique teacups and we would sit among tombstones reading poetry together by a candlelight. i would definitely want to go on a taxidermy/odd museum date with her, me and wednesday would find local oddities shop or a museum with taxidermy, skeletons, or preserved curiosities. oh my gosh wait guys date idea again.. exploring abandoned areas together !! my top pick would be an abandoned hospital but id also go with an abandoned school and house and whatever wednesday would like.. im lowkey a scaredy cat so id probably hide behind wednesday while she mostly does all the exploring and checking out creepy things. i also want to create creepy, dark art with wednesday like paint or draw creepy crime scenes, haunted houses and etc (you get it) i also want to make those cool and fake police files about fictional crimes we'd make up together. i have TOO many date ideas so if you're genuinely interested then click here.

one time i was going a bit insane to the point where i thought about changing my legal first name to wednesday.. yeah so i just wanted her to leave some imprint on me or something and i lowkey dont know what i was thinking. my current first name is pretty cool but i would love wednesday more honestly, it just has a ring to it. wednesday addams literally changes my brain chemistry and i know no one else feels the same way and i like it like that. i feel quite special. people only like wednesday just because jenna ortega is her actress in the series but i dont like her just because of jenna. dont get me wrong, i absolutely LOVE jenna ortega, she's my favorite actress of all time but i genuinely just really love wednesday addams as a character. i understand the depth of her character, personality, the way she talks, her interests and everything in general. i also had like.. so many dreams of wednesday to the point it was countless. i was also going a little psycho and i tried to become a shifter like those people who try to shift to different realities and meet their favorite characters or actors and just live in a whole different world (i still dont know if this whole shifting shit is true) but i attempted at it a lot and i got nowhere. i had a lot of faith as well so i dont know why i genuinely believed in that. i also had fantasies of meeting wednesday in person because i guess thats just how in love i am with her. many people like wednesday but they will never understand her like i do, never see her in a light i do. wednesday only has eyes for me so i dont know why people are still delusional. anyway, back to fantasizing about meeting wednesday in person, that is indeed true and a close friend can vouch for that. i also always looked for wednesday in people. i always looked to see if they had that certain look, personality and everything but i still got to no luck. no one can ever perfect being her i suppose. everyone claiming to kin wednesday or be like her always ends up to be the shittiest people or people who's grammar is very bad. ive also seen people say they kin her and then their whole aesthetic turns out to be bright green or pink and their whole personality turns out to be the complete opposite of wednesday. i dont get it and i never will. wednesday addams will always stick to black or minimalistic colors such as grey or white. ive also seen those cringey fanarts of wednesday on pinterest and twitter and i always cringe at it but im not hating on the artist or anything because their art is okay and im allowed to have a preference but whenever people draw wednesday, its just not her at all. no, she would not have demonic horns, smirking and acting all hot like those gacha life characters who give off "bad boy energy" in 2020 like it lowkey frustrates me but its whatever, its people's arts and i dont really care that much in the end.

off topic (but still about wednesday) i get this burning anger whenever people ship wednesday with tyler or xavier. i saw this edit on tiktok and it was like "oh wednesday can maintain eye contact with everyone except for her bae tyler!" OH MY GOD SHUT UP. tyler x wednesday fans are so annoying and im being so deadass, do not interact with me if you ship wednesday with any man and just make her seem vulnerable and pathetic for any man. she is not that kind of woman and never will be. the ship, wenclair, seems tolerable and is kind of alright for me to handle but the real ship is me and wednesday. wednesday only ever loves me, i dont care. also, im glad theyre replacing xavier's actor, i dont like him, its just a personal preference. i also dont like tyler's character at all LOL he didnt even really like wednesday im pretty sure and he was just listening to the redheaded teacher named mrs thornhill or something like that. yes, i know i watched the wednesday series many times and i should memorize names at that point but i dont memorize characters that arent important to me, didnt she die at the end? wait sorry spoilers but idgaf. also the wednesday series is genuinely good but i think the little kids overusing her dress, memes and everything ruined it for most people but i still dont see why thats a reason to hate on the whole series but yet again thats more for me! lucky me! so joyous