"Remember that time you were about to score with your first girlfriend but you prematurely ejaculated? It was me, anon! I jerked you in the past to make her think you were a quickshot and ruin your relationship!"

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Remember that time you started watching Korean drama's on a whim out of nowhere?
Remember that time you watched Kamen Rider Giam and got really into it despite not really watching any other KR show?
Remember that time you were filled with an unquenchable need to breed a brat with two R's?
What if i told you every moment that has happened to you was orchestrated by one person

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Do you remember when tried to sing a vocaloid song, and nobody clapped?
IT WAS ME KRONII! I MADE SURE NOBODY CLAPPED, SO YOU WOULD BECOME A VTUBER!