God dammit you fucks, write something will you? I haven't had to actually archive anything for th...

God dammit you fucks, write something will you? I haven't had to actually archive anything for the past 10 threads.

be at walmart
beelining it to the games section because sony makes shit fucking controllers
pass the weird off brand toy section
see some gook with some fat fucking tits
she looks like she's trying to decide between a horror game figure and a pokemon plush
she catches me looking
she launches the fucking figure at my head at mach 3
we get into a fistfight
bitch seriously tries launching a kamehameha at me
I throw her into the bicycle rack and knock over like 3 of them
we're both arrested
she's swearing like a sailor something about having to "fuck with my fucking ram sticks so I dont have to tell this story"
have to pay 200 dollars
god i fucking hate women