yapduo 
My bf. Eek. Words cannot express how much I have missed you. I am genuinely so happy we are back to being friends. Our past of Toxic Yuri with one another will be missed, however I love our dynamic currently so it's alright. I love talking with you, calls are very fun, and you Kinda suck at pressure but it's ok. It is very nice seeing our seabunnies bully one another. Stop calling my seabunny retarded. I need to play Dandy's World with you. It's a very cringe game but you make it Very fun. I'm sorry for our temporary fallout, I wish I could've contacted you during that time period. I'm happy we speak now; you're one of my greatest friends, and I wouldn't trade you for the world. I love you, Sashaa~ Not long until you turn 18, I still remember meeting you in that fuckass server, it's insane to me how the years flew by. Not once did you ever make me feel indifferent, you've always had a great way of handling me at my worst times - I hope I am able to do the same. I love you dearly, we were so fricken stupid back then.. our old weird "friendship" (It was lowkey just a qpr without a label..) makes me giggle. Looking back at it, I am shocked we BOTH didn't realize we were gay for one another.. even after seeing Yaoi / Yuri and going, Yea that's me and her. I want to stay in your life forever, to see the day we're able to hold hands and go places IRL. Would be pretty sick, dude.
I can go on and on about us, you've helped me grow as a person and I've seen you dye your hair a shit ton of colors. I still remember watching you cut your brothers hair, felt like I was truly there guys. 
I know I mentioned how I adore our calls, but genuinely - You're one of the few people I am able to call and not be some awkward quiet freak. You're like.. so fucking welcoming. Even though you call me so many petnames and I still happen to prefer calling you "bro" or "dude".. my bad. I love you. 
You're so funny too, I can't imagine a life without you. Your parts are extremely kind to mine, it's like putting them in a fighting field only to see them hug and kiss. Like woah. Talk about being friendly. I think you're dropdead gorgeous, which I always have, I never really said it but I genuinely think you're so pretty. Every selfie I get from you, I am literally drooling and hearts magically appear and fly around my head. I found it so cute when you were repeating after my alter while he called you at work, like Ok Yapduo Employment! Genuinely, you're my world. I feel like I have known you all my life. Not to mention how duos form within our systems, I never really experienced this before, it's cool though.. whatever.. Yaoi wins. I remember when you'd rush me to finish my sites or Simply Plural just to stalk me like Yes your highness I am rushing. You're insanely creative, everything you do amazes me. I can't even imagine how long it takes you to do a rentry, retheme your Simply, fix up an outfit (I love your style so muchh), or anything remotely close to that stuff. I like to believe there's a piece of you in every media I consume, every ship I happen to like, I imagine it's us because why not. Ok enough gay stuff.. bye you weird dweeb.