/palg/ Original Content Links

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Lore Project
Opensauce Project
Champion Guides by Anon
Video Gallery
Anon's Champion Ideas
Credits / Out-of-game Lore
The Back of the Bus - SMITE General OC links
How to Update This Thing

FACT: You will be playing with bots until Account Level 5.

FACT: Trials of the Realm challenges can be completed in vs AI modes, if it's too bullshit.

FACT: If you want to finish Passes fast, use up your Team Boosters and do Quests, then just use Gold to buy boosters for every game after.
Hoarding them for no reason does nothing. They only cost 500 Gold, which more than pays for itself when you consider you usually get ~150k from the pass+trials, on top of match rewards. Less advisable for newer players who are yet to unlock everyone.
The 'optimal' grind is Siege vs AI with boosters in a team, for the increased rewards and easy+fast wins - but you can easily finish it in a few weeks in normal ques, provided you do your quests.

Lore Project

Ever wondered what the cryptic 'story' of Paladins is? Worry no more, as resident NotepadAnon attempts to decipher it for you, in a better way than the devs can! Check in for constant updates!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3yMuLQRyaeDfje3S_4luCLsSNhjrMwNWRU1xSGbjDU/edit

Opensauce Project

Oh shit, some crazy motherfuckers are trying to remake the game in Unity! It's more effort than LoRez is putting in, amirite guise? Go help 'em out if you want, they don't bite.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3yMuLQRyaeDfje3S_4luCLsSNhjrMwNWRU1xSGbjDU/edit

Champion Guides by Anon

Add your expertise (or lack thereof) today! Make a / few in-depth posts, cap them, upload them somewhere and link them here! Let's try to get something for everyone!
You want a tl;dr? https://youtu.be/dxlMFsw1OfY

Ash - https://rentry.co/Ashisbest
Atlas -
Azaan -
Barik -
Inara -
Khan -
Fernando - https://files.catbox.moe/pn2crg.png
Makoa -
Nyx -
Ruckus - https://youtu.be/PiPMXf-o_9M
Raum - (Out of Date, but has relevant info) https://files.catbox.moe/omjlwc.jpg
Terminus -
Torvald -
Yagorath - https://rentry.co/yagoguide/

Bomb King -
Bomb Queen -
Cassie - https://files.catbox.moe/non2jy.png
Dredge -
Drogoz -
Imani -
Kasumi -
Kinessa -
Lian -
Octavia -
Saati -
Sha Lin -
Strix -
Tiberius - https://a.pomf.cat/dwwtlc.png
Tyra -
Viktor -
Vivian -
Willo -

Androxus - ~~https://youtu.be/OHK7cgBY4hM~~
Buck -
Caspian -
Evie - https://files.catbox.moe/u3ie4f.png
Koga - ~~https://youtu.be/8V1pMQKDPco~~
Lex -
Maeve - https://files.catbox.moe/ard4me.png
Moji -
Skye -
Talus -
Vatu - ~~https://youtu.be/H1ICoVNMSZE~~
VII -
Vora - https://rentry.co/sexwithvora
Zhin -

Corvus - https://files.catbox.moe/2uhrsm.png
Furia -
Grohk - (General card tiering only, needs a writeup) https://files.catbox.moe/89u3cy.png
Grover -
Io - https://a.pomf.cat/gmqkgo.png
Jenos -
Lillith - https://a.pomf.cat/oyvhjd.png
Mal'Damba -
Pip -
Rei -
Seris -
Ying -

Video Gallery

Part of the great concerted efforts of VideoAnon and a few others; bringing high art, original scores and master-level video editing to catalogue and critique the various comical escapades of the game over the years! The most recent videos are marked in Bold.

Movies

The Lost Tapes

Episode 0 - (04/02/23) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/DQVnjv3IpfkT/

Special Program

Episode 0 - (17/01/2023) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/r5ftNDAlz4vD/

Direct-to-DVD Movie - Into the Static

Episode 0 - (12/11/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZiQxzVXPZtC0/

Glitchamania Bootleg - Totally Tubular Retro Rewind Pay Per View

Episode 0 - (18/08/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/XHqZK9sHkgAE/

Glitchamania Bootleg - In your House

Episode 0 - (30/06/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZcPKT0mqGBLV/

Glitchamania Bootleg - Pay Per View

Teaser - https://www.bitchute.com/video/enyNXQucCTFh/
Episode 0 - (03/05/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lnsl4GGMjLeQ/

Problem With Paladins Bots: A Botumentary

Episode 0 - (19/11/20) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIs4IMekck

Direct-to-DVD Movie - A Brush With Darkness

Episode 0 - (16/11/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/rPNJKcBs3aaf/

Direct-to-VHS Movie

Episode 0 - (21/05/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/3X3pbVv99OWU/

Seasonals

Paladins Memes Of The Realm Season 2

Paladins: Behind the Glitches that Suck Season 2

Paladins: Behind the Glitches that Suck Season 1

Paladins: You're Out Of Time / You're Out Of Glitches Of The Realm

Part 1
Episode 1 - (21/01/20) - Fellowship Of The Glitch
https://www.bitchute.com/video/dLsvP0UclOnm/
Episode 2 - (23/01/20) - The Two Ivory Towers
https://www.bitchute.com/video/kOXepGfFkvLb/
Episode 3 - (30/01/20) - No Return Of The 3rd King
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Nrb5QeH9aws2/
Part 2
Episode 1 - (10/04/20) - An Unexpected Furry
https://www.bitchute.com/video/JirlIZJ5NWnT/
Episode 2 - (12/04/20) - The Desolation Of Bog
https://www.bitchute.com/video/18Yod3auUkZP/
Episode 3 - (21/04/20) - The Battle Of The 5V5
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hrbtV2FjW0ZK/

Glitchamania

Episode 1 - (28/02/20) - Preshow Hype Dark Match
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bCu1czULeftz/
Episode 2 - (02/03/20) - The Royal Fumble
https://www.bitchute.com/video/gcIjlugjHHwv/
Episode 3 - (05/03/20) - Termimania Is Runnin Wild
https://www.bitchute.com/video/wHOwDqrAvW7K/

Paladins Memes Of The Realm Season 1

/palg/ Customs and Misc. Videos

The /palg/ Experience

'Customs Highlights'

Episode 0 - (30/06/20) - Pilot
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cVS84IThH6y3
Episode 1 - (03/07/20) - Late Night Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/pGopZ69c9QRG
Episode 2 - (08/07/20) - St.Terminus Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/F1f1oj4HJJ2H
Buck Breaking - (11/07/20) - 'Shotgun'
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8TN2nkGc6tbs
Episode 3 - (18/07/20) - Tony the Weapons Master Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iVseLMz3FpTU
Episode 4 - (01/08/20) - "BUCK IS OP" edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ral4scRs0w0d
Episode 5 - (07/12/20) - 4 Month Delay Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/BKWnflViJlQs
Episode 6 - (31/12/20) - DevoMan's StoryTale Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/at5bYN0j7hYM
Episode 7 - (12/05/21) - Debatable Edition
https://www.bitchute.com/video/pGopZ69c9QRG
MRL yiffs in Hell - (15/10/21) - The Fursecution MRL Delenda Est
https://streamable.com/g8t08k
MRL yiffs in Hell 2 - (23/10/21) - The Fursecution MRL Delenda Est
https://files.catbox.moe/j6s64j.mp4

Albums

White Paladins EP - (13/07/20)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/g1oKQ5ZPP9Xs/
The Demo EP - (10/08/20)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/BBuifuh3h8FO/

Misc

Speed Willo Historical Document - (03/07/18) - https://youtu.be/tkuC3YHnR7g
Shadows Patch Recap - (27/05/21) - https://files.catbox.moe/x96m1p.mp4
GEArim Trailer - (19/09/21) - https://streamable.com/emcmaa
Absolution Patch Recap - (13/11/21) - https://files.catbox.moe/n3aaet.mp4
Schism Update Patch Recap - (23/12/21) - https://streamable.com/96s4lx
Monstercat Patch Recap - (25/03/22) - https://streamable.com/m73flm
Beyond the Grave - (12/04/22) - https://streamable.com/cd3bfo
seven shitposts - (09/07/22) - https://youtu.be/J2cFMtq0Fkk
/palg/ rhythm hell - (06/02/23) - https://youtu.be/eAHbXUXzIHc

Pass Dates

Dates of the various Passes, for chronological reference's sake. Events are marked in Bold, Champion Releases are marked in italics.

Siege of Ascension Peak - March 28th, 2018 - Khan (Mid-patch)
Gearhead - April 26th, 2018
Rise of Furia - June 6th, 2018 - Furia
Ninja - July 18th, 2018
Dragon's Call - August 21st, 2018
Dark Tides - September 27th, 2018 - Dredge
Remix - November 14th, 2018
Merry Mayhem - December 10th, 2018
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Battle Suit - January 16th, 2019 - Imani
End Times - February 13th, 2019
Battle Byte - March 27th, 2019 - Atlas
Street Style - April 24th, 2019
Steel Forged - May 22nd, 2019
Shore Patrol - July 17th, 2019 - Io
Time Warp - August 30th, 2019
Pirate's Treasure - September 11th, 2019
Wild West - November 6th, 2019 - Raum
Evie’s Year-End Yuletide - December 11th, 2019
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Community - January 8th, 2020 - Tiberius
Sands of Myth - March 4th, 2020
Darkness & Dragons - April 29th, 2020 - Corvus
Radiant Stars - July 29th, 2020
Arcane Pacts - October 28th, 2020 - Vora
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Eternal Pyre - January 6th, 2021 - Yagorath (Mid-patch)
Game On - March 31st, 2021 - Octavia
Beach Bash - May 26th, 2021 - Vatu
gen:LOCK - July 21st, 2021 - Rei
Nightfall - September 15th, 2021 - Saati
Dark Depths - November 10th, 2021 - Azaan
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Abyss Hunter Academy - January 26th, 2022 - VII
Monstercat - March 23rd, 2022 - Betty La Bomba
Lost Future - May 25th, 2022 - Lillith
RWBY - June 29th, 2022
Starforged - August 17th, 2022 - Caspian
Dread Omens - October 12th, 2022 - Kasumi
Chaos Rising - November 16th, 2022
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Into the Abyss - February 22nd, 2023 - Nyx
??? - April ??, 2023

Anon's Champion Ideas

Ever thought - damn, I've got a genius idea...but nowhere to put it... - worry not! Throw them in a bin or the like, and link them here for posterity and future reference - never let a good idea go to waste!

Future Champion Concepts

http://ideaguyfag.wikidot.com/

Misc

https://files.catbox.moe/30dqg4.png

Credits / Out-of-game Lore

A section giving a short tl;dr glossary about some of the names surrounding the game, (within the dev team, community and threads) so the common newfag is not completely lost on such discussion. Generally not a proud place to be listed.
https://rentry.co/bm8fc

The Back of the Bus - SMITE General OC links

the battlefield of the gods never got a civil rights movement

Smite Newfag Guide by Anon

https://rentry.co/smgen

/smgen/ Lore Doc & God Splash Art Gallery by Lorefag

https://rentry.org/smgenloredoc

How to Update This Thing

Have this page open in one window
Have a new rentry.co tab open in another
Click Edit on the old version, copy everything into the new one (Right click, select all, copy, paste); then apply the changes you want (formatting is EZPZ too, and explained in the How tab if you want to do it)
Think of a edit code nobody will ever guess (open a dictionary and choose a random word)
Make the custom url ''palg_[Date]'' so people can see if / when it was updated
Click Go, then paste your new and improved link into the OP
Squadalaa! You're off!

Why?

Because if it's a single persistent link, it'll get flooded with gay furry pedophile links from the usual suspect and no way to recover the previous text - that, or discord troons taking the thing over for themselves. At least this way the original / previous link is retained for the next OP to revert to if an 'updated' link is less than preferential.
I'm sure you're not bad Anon, but preez unnastan, you gotta futureproof these things in advance; ounce of prevention worth more than a pound of cure and all that.