Pandaren cookie
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Be you
Average hunter
Just finished a quest in some valley and need to fill your belly
Spot a unique place in the town close by that peaked your interest
A restaurant with with tiled squares on it's roof and a bunch of red lanterns that seem to be made of paper
You decide to go inside to see what's it about and you notice something after that
Everyone working there is a pandaren
Except for one waiter who seems to be a guy like you
Even a good amount of the customers seem to be pandaren
Decide to take a seat at a counter that's close to the kitchen and wait for the waitress there to ask her what they have
Haven't heard about any of the stuff she's suggesting to you
Decide to just order the "Ramin" and a small beer
Your stuff Arive later and you notice two things
The "small beer" you ordered was actually really big, which made you ask the waitress if she got your order wrong but she confirms that this is indeed the small beer
Second thing you notice is that the "Ramin" you ordered seems to be just a big bowl of those instant noodles you tried once
It definitely tasted much better though
After finishing up your meal and drink, the pandaren waitress comes by to pick up your empty cup and bowl
This is one of the few times where you are close to a lot of pandarens which made you look again about how much taller and bigger they are then you and the average man
Also how curvy some of their women can be...
The pandaren waitress Infront of you was no exception, as she had a very wide figure and a huge...bosom
As you are picking up some money from your pockets to pay for your meal, you notice that your pandaren waitress left a small plate Infront of you
The plate seems to have a folded piece of pastry
You call the waitress to tell her that you didn't order this
She looks at you for a moment before warmly smiling at you

"This is no accident, but a treat from us to you, a fortune cookie"

You hear the name and sorta remember hearing about something like that
You ask her if it has like something in it that decides your future luck or something, which she nods after

"That is true, but if you wish to leave it, you wouldn't be blamed"

You look at her with a confused expression, not really understanding why no one would want to try it

"Not everyone can handle what fortune they get~"

And with that, she leaves you so she can serve the other customers
You look back at the cookie for a moment and decide that you will take your chance with it
Maybe it will get you something good
And there's also a side of you that sorta believes that this won't actually do anything, so you also want to see if it actually works
You crack the cookie open so you can see what's inside it and see...a paper?

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|Big things are going to happen soon|
| ______ |

Big things, huh?
Well you hope these big things are good
You discard the paper on the counter and eat the two halfs of the cookie
It doesn't really taste bad or good
You turn around on your stool to get up and leave but suddenly feel that something is wrong
You start to feel something weird in your stomach and a little dizzy
Did you have too much alcohol...?
Before you can question it any further you feel your self blackout
...
You finally come to your senses and wake up
You feel like you've been hit by a truck
All of your body feels sore all over
You open your eyes and look around
...
You seem to be inside the same restaurant you were in before blacking out
Still on the stool you were sitting on, even
But there's just a tiny, little different
You have been shrunk
Like shrunk really really small
You are probably a 1/20 of your original height
You look around some more, and while it is a bit hard to see far with how small you are, you can tell that this place is pretty much empty, other then the people working here
Do you black out until their closing time?
You see one of the pandaren workers getting closer to you and you try to get their attention, but to no avail
Wearing red while you are on top of a red stool in a place that's pretty red is probably not in your favor now
Before you think about taking them off in hope someone sees you, you notice another pandaren coming closer to you
It seems to be the waitress who actually served you your food before all this happened
She also seems to be carrying a big try with some food and beer
You start to throw your hands in the air to get her attention, but realize something
She is getting really close to you
...She's going to sit on one of the stools
On the stool you are now on
You try to scream as loud as possible to get her attention, but to no avail
You realize now that you should have moved out of the way but it is too late now
The pandaren waitress sits right on top of you
It seems that almost everything has turned black
You feel a great weight on top of you
You can still hear some sounds here and there, although a bit muffled

"Haa~ finally! Today was really busy, and I was getting really hungry since I didn't have lunch"

After that you hear the sounds of someone eating and drinking
You also hear some other people talking but you honestly can tell what they are saying
The only person you can hear and understand is the one sitting on top of you
You try to struggle, maybe you can wiggle your way out of here
But it seems that the pandaren sitting on you felt something moving under her
Which causes her to shift her butt left and right
She probably thinks you are a bump on the stool and is trying to smooth you out
All this causes you is to shift to be places right below her buttcrack
She also seems to start to put all of her weight on top of you now
The difference in mass and size has become so great now, that you can't even struggle anymore
Breathing is also getting harder, since your lungs are starting to get filled with the musky smell of her sweat
Calling this situation weird was probably an understatement
With the weirdest part being that...you didn't really dislike this
Despite the great volume difference in mass, it didn't hurt at all
It felt like your sandwich between a mattress and a giant pillow
And it felt really warm, like you were covered all head to toe in a heavy blanket full of fur
And the smell was slowly starting to grow on you, with you thinking it's not that bad
But you still knew you needed to get out of here
Sadly barely anything worked, with it either getting you nowhere, or getting the pandaren women sitting on top of you to wiggle more, smooshing you more into her backside
When it seemed like this will never end, you felt the weight on top of you getting lighter
At first it seemed that she is getting up, and all this will be over
Until you realize that you were smashed so hard into her ass, that your ended getting caught in her buttcrack
You try to struggle to free yourself but end up not being fast enough, getting trapped between two huge mountains of fluffy and soft flesh
It's a good thing you got used to smell of her sweat and musk while you were under her, because now that smell seems to have intensified
She starts walking and with every step, you get pulled deeper and deeper into the valley of panda butt you are in
You keep sinking deeper and deeper until something comes into view
You see a pink, slightly wrinkled hole Infront of you
It takes no genius to realize that's what is Infront of you is her butthole
And that if you sink any deeper, your face will get smoshed right in there, if not sucked in it
Of course the one person to sit on you happened to be someone not wearing any underwear
but right before that happens, you realize that everything stopped
There was no more shaking from movement, or sounds coming from the outside
Then you feel something grabbing your leg and slowly pulling you out
You are finally pulled out and start taking lots of deep breaths that you desperately needed
The hand that was grabbing you from your foot starts moving upwards and backwards until you are put Infront of a face
Face that belongs to the person that was sitting on you the entire time
You look at her with a smile that you tried to make look as innocent you can master
Which guess the pandaren women to smirk

"You thought you were invisible that entire time~?"

You change your innocent looking smile into a dumbfounded face
She knew all along?

"I noticed you the moment I sat down, and was able to figure out what happened after I read the fortune cookie paper you left on the counter"

She lets go of you foot and have you settle down on her other hand
You think about what you want to say for a moment, and then ask her if she knew, why didn't she say anything?
This causes her to smile even wider, but she doesn't say anything this time
Instead she pulls in you close and kisses you
A kiss that is covering your entire face
You can even feel her tongue licking you mouth despite not opening hers
She finally pulls you away with a loud "mwah~" before speaking to you again

"The effects of this fortune should be gone in a few days. Until then you should stay with me, you'll be safe with meuntil you go back to your normal size"

You don't get to protest that decision, as she stuffs you between her breasts

"Don't worry little one, I'm sure we will get along like two peas in a pod"

She says that to you and starts walking away
...
You hope that this lasts for more then a few days