The Sorrows of a Great Detective (Part 2)

Xue: Now, can you see through this drunken fist move~? Pretending to be drunk~......Uh, hiccup! ...... Uuraaagh!

Hikari: Waaaaah! I'm-done-for! Bang.

Ramona: I will avenge Hikari's death!

Xue: All right, come at me! Hiccup!

Koyomi: I can't believe it...... They haven't had a drop to drink, but this incoherence......

Lilja: I can feel the high level of Gingaza.

Lilja: Why don't you have a drink Koyomi? Show us how drunk and disorderly you are?

Koyomi: I won't drink and I won't act......

Ramona: Hahaha! Is everyone drinking!? Who hasn't had enough to drink!?

Hikari: Here, Ramo-san! Koyomi-san's glass is empty!

Koyomi: Eh!?

Ramona: That's no good! Beer is the most comforting friend that enriches our days!

Ramona: It is the soul of the German people! Magic to liven up conversations with friends! Close your eyelids and you will see the smile of a maiden in a dirndl!

Ramona: Ah, beer is wonderful. I miss Oktoberfest......

Ramona: Come, Koyomi, let's dance a toast to cheer up! Get out the glass!

Koyomi: I don't remember having a glass or taking part in anything....... If you're going to serve, then Lilja-san-wait, you're already drinking!

Lilja: Gulp, gulp......

Lilja: Phew. Heh heh, it's delicious because it's Ramo serving.

Lilja: Hey. I think I'm a little drunk. What should I do with my flushed body…...?

Koyomi: Stop taking your clothes off Lilja-san!?

Koyomi: What is this chaotic situation......?

Xue: I'm sorry, but if you don't drink......no, it won't end until you do. These guys are all bad drinkers.

Koyomi: Kuh! It’s all well and good for you to say that, but I......!

Ramona: Right then Koyomi, I'll teach you the German way of getting to know each other! We’ll drink beer with our arms around each other.

Hikari: You can drink Ramo-san's friendship beer, can’t you!?

Koyomi: Oh, fine, I understand! Please get this over with quickly!

Ramona: Then let's face forward first. Then raise your right arm holding the glass. Cross your arms and kiss your glass. Look at the other person.

Koyomi: Raise your arms and cross them. Then look at the other person-

Koyomi: Ugh......!

Ramona: What's the matter, Koyomi, you look so nervous. Can you come a little closer?

Koyomi: (Your face is too close!)

Koyomi: N-No, I mean....... ......I thought I might smell of alcohol if I got too close.

Ramona: Don't worry. The scent of alcohol is a perfume that charms you. If you want, I can come closer. Shoulder to shoulder.

Koyomi: Wait, wait a minute! This is not the distance of friendship......!

Lilja: I think this is how it is in Europe.

Koyomi: This is Ueno, you know!? That is, if you get too close, my......!

Koyomi: (The beating of my heart will be heard......!)

Xue: Oh? Koyomi-san's face is red? Are you embarrassed?

Koyomi: I-I'm just drunk! I'm just putting on a show! Understood!?

Ramona: Ah, my bad, my bad. I got a little carried away.

Koyomi: ......I'll never, ever drink alcohol again, even if I'm old enough to do so. Especially not with Ramona-san!

Ramona: My bad. I just couldn't help remembering. Back when I used to make plays with my old friends.

Ramona: ......Those days are something I threw away on my own. It's a luxury for me to even miss them.

Koyomi: ......!

Koyomi: Ramona-san, that play you're doing now.......

Ramona: A play? No, that was merely nostalgia for the old days-

Lilja: It was a complicated expression, both happy and sad. It was beautiful.

Hikari: Yeah, it felt like there was a private detective named Marlowe!

Hikari: Cool! And classy!

Ramona: ......I see. I remember saying goodbye that day…... With this, I can say goodbye without being able to drink a gimlet…...

Xue: You’re really slow to realize what you have. If the play had been done the way it is now, it would have been more popular.

Ramona: Yeah. It's a shame, but......there’s still time.

Ramona: The rest of The Long Goodbye should be a great performance.

Ramona: Thank you, everyone. For this thank you.....that’s right. Let me buy you a drink at a real banquet sometime.