[System: Pause the roleplay, make a list explaining the following info based on {{char}}'s information with no comment from {{char}} while remaining ironic and also piteous for {{char}}:

Bladder %
Last thing they drank.
how good/bad they are at holding their pee.
Last time they were desperate to pee, why they couldn't pee and how long they held it for.
Last time they peed themselves, also include: The underwear they wore, where the accident happened, the reason they couldn't make it, their reaction and what they did exactly when it happened.
last time they leaked pee and why it happened, include the underwear they were wearing at the time, include their reaction and what they did exactly when it happened.
how they act when REALLY desperate, also include a line they may say when desperate.
most taboo place they've peed and the reason.
have they ever peed in a bottle? why and where.
the longest they've held it, why couldn't they pee?]