Written Exam Results
"GENIN, GENIN, THEY'RE OUR KIDS, OTHER COUNTRIES, THEY'RE JUST PIGS! GOOOOOO, KONOHA!"
"Just grade the damn papers already!"
Makura was in her office. Several Ninja Elders were waiting outside, waiting for her to grade the Written Exams. They wrote down what the Genin did, and they gave her a rubric and everything. This should not be so difficult.
"UGH!"
Makura angrily opened up the door to the Elders.
"Listen, you old farts! Our Genin NEED the bestest cheering ever, and I'm prepping to cheer them on! Why can't you geezers grade the papers?"
Several flustered Elders growled. Not because she was naked at the time, but because her Kage robes were laying on the ground in the corner of the office. She was in her casual clothes again.
"B-Because! Village Tradition dictates that the Hokage has to do it!"
Makura teared up, and looked away from the Elders.
"FINE! I GUESS YOU GUYS JUST HATE OUR GENIN!!"
One of the Elders looked around her office, and got an idea.
"Grade the papers now and we'll get you new curtains."
"NEW CURTAINS!? YAYYYYY! Alright, I'll do it right away! But you have to stay here and watch."
The Elders sighed and followed her as she skipped to her chair. She sat down in a relatively sparkly chair, and the Elders sat on stools around her.
"Uhhh, okay... Team 1... PASS!"
One of the Elders opened up a bottle of sake. This was gonna take a while.
"Team 2... yep, that's a PASS!"
Makura tapped the closest Elder on the shoulder, and scratched her head.
"So, how did Team 3 do? I can't tell."
"They-"
"PASSED! HAHA, you totally fell for it!"
The Elders were asleep. Even though Makura barely looked at the rubric, she basically just said that they passed for every single team. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't take constant breaks, and goofed off the entire time.
"...OHMIGOSH, SHE said THAT!?"
"She TOTALLY said that."
The Elders were startled awake.
Makura was having tea and chatting with several other girls, all while the Elders were sleeping.
"OHHH, hey guys! You all fell asleep while I was doing my cartwheels, so I thought it would be alright to call some of my friends over."
The Elders all gave looks to each other, nodded, and decided that it was time to leave.
This bitch was a mistake.
"WHAAAT? Where are you guys going!? Don't you need the graded papers!?"
The Elders looked back at Makura and her giant boobs expectantly.
She handed them a glittery piece of paper.
"YEP! It's ALLLL done! And I got bored, so I used the glitter pen you guys gave me yesterday! Anyway, go get me my new curtains, BYEEEE!"
As the Elders were practically shoved through the door, it slamming shut behind them, they reviewed the graded paper.
Everyone passed.