Holoamerican Pie

''..and at the end, they have a heartfelt moment in a diner! it was so good, a story of kids becoming men...it made my heat flutter''
Flare rolled her eyes, Marine had been telling her about this ''obscure american masterpiece'' for almost an hour while they baked a cake that was going to be tomorrow's snack for the Shiraken meet up. Nothing fancy, just a chocolate cake with some peanut butter in the middle.
''Marine.. i think you are reading too much into it'' Flare hung her apron, the final step of making a cake was always waiting for it to completely cool so it didnt damage your fridge

Marine scowled, offended, before her expression shifted to one of joy.
''Anyway!'' she did one of her exaggerated twirls and closed in the kitchen counter, where the bowl with the remains of the cake batter stood. ''Its time for the best part!''
She scooped off a bit of the batter with her finger, before shoving it into her mouth.
Half a second later, she spat and coughed.
''SALTY!!'' she yelled, spitting in the sink, Flare, confused, took a bit and licked it.
It was indeed, salty chocolate, way too salty to be consumed.
''I told you to taste it!'' Flare checked the counter, confirming her theory: One of the two had confused salt with sugar, and utterly ruined the cake. She sighed before she added ''Lets go buy some more ingredients, lets make sure this time its actually sweet alright?''

A shopping trip later, the half elf and the pirate(cosplayer) returned to the kitchen, new supplies to fix their mistake. However before they could get to work, they needed to adress the elephant in the room

The warm salty cake shaped elephant in the room.
''Do we throw it out?'' Asked Marine, conflicted at such a huge food waste
Flare crossed her arms over her chest, equally conflicted
'' I mean we cant eat it'' she extended one of her hands and touched it. It was still warm and flare just sighed.
Marine, followed her example, but instead, felt a lightbub light up in her head. Her hand slowly, almost shaking, made its way to the top, as she dipped a finger.
Warm
Soft
Gooey
She trembled a bit, the intrusive thoughts in her head winning.
She stuck a second finger, and her breath hitched as it sank
Flare narrowed her eyes
''Dont.You.Dare'' she had heard Marine's ranting, she knew what she was planning and she didnt like it one bit
''Im just wondering if its true'' Marine's cheeks reddened a bit, her face being just one of the places where her blood was rushing as the bulge in her skirt became more apparent ''Arent you curious?''
Flare crossed her arms once more
''No''
Marine eyed her, then her crotch, where the bulge in Flare's skirt was also slowly rising, and then back to to her face
Flare's cheeks were a furious red
''Maybe''

While her bond and trust with Noel wasnt fake, their ''relationship'' certainly was, so she had yet to taste sex.
the sound of clothes falling snapped her from the trance, as Marine had, somehow, gotten almost naked, with the last part of her clothes being the thigh highs.
''Well i dont mind a public'' she said, giving a few pumps to her hard and stiff cock,balls dangling bellow ''so dont mind me if i go first''
Her fingers parted the middle of the cake, revealing its creamy interior.
She really was doing this, she was going to stick her dick in a cake
''Marine... i dont think this is smart'' Flare felt shame as her dick twitched, watching her friend commit a crime against culinary arts
''Oh beat it'' Marine aligned herself and sheathed herself in one go as she spoke ''Probably feels like an Onah-
Two seconds after insertion, she felt it all at once
The warmth, the softness, the stickyness.
She opened her mouth, a mixture between a growl, a moan and a scream came out, as her knees buckled and she supported herself against the counter.
''Marine? you okay?'' She felt Flare's voice from behind her, a mixture of genuine worry and barely concealed lust
''Oooh'' Marine tried to speak as she pumped her hips, but she could barely muster a thought. The ammount of textures, the amazing warmth, the fact she was balls deep in a cake.
It was all amazing, and her brain could barely keep up.

''Marine? can i have a go?'' Flare's lustfull voice came from behind, Marine gritting her teeth as she kept pumping. A quick scan from over her shoulder showed that Flare not only had discarded everything except her stockings, but also that her huge cock was twitching, glistening with precum.
A familiar feeling assaulted Senchou's testicles briefly, and she decided to tag out, refusing to let her fun end so quickly.
Luckily,Flare's moans and hips were enough to keep her hard, edging herself as her friend tasted the rainbow
''OH FUCK'' Flare grunted, pumping her hips like a monkey, her eyes almost rolling to the back of her head'' I-I-I DONT THI-THINK I CAN G-GO BACK TO-TO-TO ONAHOLES''
Marine's balls churned, the gates of the damn weakening.
''Le-let me in'' Flare grunted and unsheated herself at once, Marine almost bowling her over as she stuck her dick in the poor cake, pounding her hips away while flare jerked herself off
''Fu-FUCK'' her fingers sank into the cake, her Libido hitting a new high as she started talking ''YOU-YOU FUCKING WHORE''
she grunted, her cum slowly making its way up her cockhole
''I-F-I-IFU- IM CUMMING'' she screamed and sheated herself, pumping the poor dessert full of her own batter. The sheer volume of her load softening it, her fingers sinking into it.
One, two, three ropes of overly excited jizz, probably the most fertile load Marine had ever produced, wasted on a cake.
Well, the firs three topes in a cake, as she was pushed over before she could finish her creampie, her dick spurting the other two ropes in the floor.
''FUCKK'' Flare's hips were a blur as she fucked the cake. Saying she was over the edge was an understatement.
She slammed herself, going cross eyed as her cockhole fired the payload. Billions of the most fertile and virile of Flare's sperm flew, attempting to impregnate an egg that just wasnt there.

The result? ropes and ropes of jizz, softening the cake into a mushy mess that could be considered a cake. Flare pulled out, breathing heavily, dick still spasming and leaking, too caught up in her orgasm to realize Marine had jumped in, determined to squeeze a second round.
This cicle repeated itself three times, by the fourth time, the thing that was once a cake, was now a mixture of chocolate, peanut butter and semen, resting on a bowl, in the floor as both girls ferviently jacked off over it.
The spirit is willing but the flesh was bruised.
Marine spat on her fingers, as she started fingering her own asshole, searching for the g spot in there as she jerked off as hard as she could.
Flare on the other hand, had decided that two hand jerk off better than one, brutishly beating off her dick like it owed her money.
Moans and fleshy sounds filled the kitchen, the winner of such a deranged race was Flare, cumming hard, almost like she was pissing. Rope after Rope of her now watery elven seed, getting dumped in the mixture.
A few seconds later. Marine's cock fired a thick spurt of cum, followed by a watery one and ending up with several ''missfires'', as her dick attempted to fire semen that just wasnt there. Both stood there, breathing heavily, post nut clarity hitting them

They just fucked a cake

''We...'' Flare wiped off the sweat of her brow, barely being able to remain standing ''are never talking about this''

''Talk about what?'' Flare and Marine both snapped their heads to the entrance,where pekora looked like...
well... she looked like she just saw her two friends fuck a cake.