Wolf Cop

Imagine she stares at you for several minutes and then sticks her cold, wet nose in your pants

This reminded me of a thing that made me think of a new thing.

I went to a small public school. Think about 50 kids per graduating class. Senior year our French and Spanish teachers managed to wrangle a sweet deal on a 10 day 9 night trip to Europe. The pertinent part of this story is what happened when we all came back through customs (this was back in 1995, I know, I just outted my age). They had the drug sniffing dog going down the line, doing its job. Generally it's just giving folks a sniff or two and moving on. Then it gets to me. At the time I wasn't very cool with dogs to begin with, they made me nervous (that's changed). And this is a Law Enforcement K-9. That damn dog sniffed my ass from my front. Literally buried it's whole head in my crotch to get a good whiff of me. Scared the hell out of me.

Being reminded of that in the wifwolf thread made me think:
"Wifwolf K-9 units"
Holy shit, you wanna talk about effective drug enforcement; they're it.

Of course, that leads to all kinds of pervert scenarios.

Pulled over by wifwolf cop.
She smelled the weed three blocks away.
Offers you a "deal" to avoid charges because you're "cute"

(Not a fan of this one but I know there are folks into that sort of thing)

Personally I'm more into

Be dedicated house husband
Wifwolf cop comes home in the morning after a long night shift.
You've already got a clean towel laid out in the bathroom by the shower for her.
Kiss her as she comes in.
She grunts, but still smiles a little. Hugs you tight for a bit.
Yup, it was a long shift.
She showers while you finish cooking dinner (at 7am). Steak, eggs, sausage for her. Steak, potatoes, green beans for you.
She's quiet while you both eat.
Must have seen some shit last night, but she never wants to talk about it, and you don't pry; just lend your unending love and support.

Going to bed a few hours after most people have gotten up and started their day.
Give her a foot massage to relax her.
She makes some sounds usually reserved for more intimate activities, but you see the stress dropping out of the lines of her body.
Black out curtains keep the room dark when you turn off the lights and climg into bed with her.
She spoons you and in a sleepy contented voice says "I love you so damn much."
Never ever tell her you're a nocturnal creature like her because you can't sleep when she's working for worry of getting that phone call.
Worth it for her love.