New Super Mario Bros. U: Blue Flames

Have you ever played on a hacked console? It’s the best way to play games for free, although you can sometimes get in legal troubles. My experience was… to say the least worse than what Nintendo could put me.

My name is Cassie, (Cas for short), and I’m a huge nerd for video games. I’ve collected multiple series, anime, merchandising, posters and games, mostly about Nintendo. My favorite series is Mario Bros. My first console was the Nintendo 64, when I was just 7. I enjoyed racing with my brother at Mario Kart 64 whenever I could.

Anyways, one day I got a call from a friend named Jacob. He’s an expert at hacking and homebrewing consoles. He told me that he recently managed to hack his Switch, and he was in a good mood, so he offered me to do it with any of my consoles. I accepted and chose the WiiU, since it was the console I had with the least games. I went to his home and handed it away. Then I waited several weeks until he told me it was ready.

I invited him to my house to play some of the games on my modified console. After some hours of fun, he suggested playing New Super Mario Bros. U, so I grabbed the gamepad and Jacob grabbed the Pro Controller. I chose Mario and he chose Luigi, but after that, things got… Weird…

The cutscene showed Mario, Luigi, Peach and the Toads having a tea party, when the castle went under attack, but it wasn’t Bowser and the Koopalings. Instead, someone was striking lighting bolts to the castle, and everyone was panicking, when sparkles manifested out of thin air, and from it appeared…

Another Mario? This one was different from the regular one. His cap and shirt were dark-blue, his gloves and overalls were gray-blue, his face was pale, and had lightning-yellow eyes. He let a mocking laugh at him, and wrapped the heroes with electricity, sending them flying away, while Peach was stuck in her own castle. Mario and the gang ended up crashing into the tree and falling down, then running through the field.

“What the hell was that? This wasn’t in the original game! Are you sure you didn’t get a shitty romhack?” I asked Jacob. “Hey, I would never do that! I tested this before and that wasn’t there!” he answered. “Whatever, let’s see what this game got for us” I sighed, entering the first level.

I hit a block, which gave us a mushroom and… a gun. Jacob grabbed the gun, and Luigi grew in size, now wearing a fancy suit. We ran into enemies and Jacob used this new power up on a random enemy. Luigi pulled a gun and shot the enemy, making it explode into chunks of blood and guts.

“Ok, now THIS isn’t fucking normal.” Jacob said, but we still wanted to play, so we beat the level, going into the next one. When we reached the miniboss tower, there wasn’t a Boom-Boom at the top as usual. We climbed the tower and went into the big door, but no one was waiting for us. Instead, Mario and Luigi did their victory pose, ending the level.

The rest of the levels played somewhat normal, but at the final level, there wasn’t any airship or castle. With a feeling of uncertainty, we entered the level. It was a straight line, with no enemies, very few blocks and five pits. We were about to reach the flagpole when another Mario lookalike appeared. This one resembled his looks from the original game, with darker tones and… red eyes.

The “Mario” threw a torch at the fortress, making it explode and setting everything on fire. Mario and Luigi suddenly ran on their own, without us touching any button, until they entered through a pipe. They got back to the world map, and now Acorn Plains was consumed by flames. They moved to the next world, getting into safety. The previous world was now inaccessible.

We ignored what happened and went to the first level. Now this world was harder, since in every level there were sandstorms that made it hard to continue. However, things got disturbing when we got into the second castle. Instead of Morton’s airship flying above, Morton was laying on the floor, with his head on a spike. Then a cutscene played, but not the usual ones. It was ANIMATED, like the ones from Super Mario 3D World.

The Mario who set all on fire before appeared and presented himself as Super Boy.exe. We noticed now this game had voice acting, and Super Boy was making a terrible voice impression. He said that he was sent by someone called “MarWiiU” to take them down, and the fight started.

Super Boy was flying around, throwing spikes and fire to us, and it was impossible to hit him. After some attacks, he got down, and we jumped on him, making him angry. We did this for 5 times until he was defeated, and he ran away.

Sparkling Waters wasn’t any different. In fact, it was renamed to “Hollow Depths”, the entire map was underwater, like it had sunk for some reason. It was clear who had done this. Every section was now underwater, and in addition there was an air meter for us both. At one point we run out of air, and the brothers let out a realistic scream of agony, losing a life.

The last level was an abandoned ship, and it was filled with many hazards. The boss room was completely dark, only our characters could be seen. Suddenly, a bright light appeared, but it wasn’t a normal one. It belonged to an anglerfish. This creature was gigantic, with sharp teeth and white, voidless eyes. His only attack was running into us, but it was very hard to avoid it, and none of the attacks had any effect. He reached Luigi, munching him into pieces with his huge mouth. We lost over 20 lives trying to beat it, when I managed to land a hit on his light bulb, which was enough to defeat it.

After that, we went straight to Frosted Glacier, now called “Eternal Void”. There was no music, only the sound of the wind. Mario and Luigi immediately got the Ice Flower powerup. Every level had no music, the enemies were zombified frost creatures, and we couldn’t use other power ups than the Ice one. Whenever any of our characters lost the powerup, they immediately freezed to death. There weren't even any Toad houses.

The boss this time was a huge yeti, hideous like the last boss. He wielded a wooden hammer, which he used to bash against the characters, destroying them into pieces.

After finding his weakness, we beat it and proceeded to the next world. Instead of being called “Soda Jungle” it was now called “Forest of the Damned”, and the music sounded like something that came from a horror movie. Mario and Luigi looked kinda scared, and so were we.

The enemies were ghosts and skeletons. And I'm not talking about Boos or Dry Bones. They were fucking realistic ghosts and skeletons, which didn’t fit the tone of the game at all. There was no way of killing them, not even using the Super Star, and we only could ran from them. Also, the map and levels were completely dark, only our characters were visible. In addition, a new switch was added: a light bulb that made everything around light for 30 seconds.

And no, there weren’t any fucking Glowing Baby Yoshis, not even in the ghost houses.

When we reached the top of the last castle, someone unexpected appeared, followed by a cutscene.

It was Sonic the Hedgehog, but not the one everyone knows. This “Sonic” was taller, with darker blue fur, white fingerless gloves, bandages on his legs, and red boots. His eyes were white red with black sclera. He also had some earrings, and he was wearing a peculiar cape on his back: a red rectangle with black, white and green stripes.

“This ends now, you monsters!” he said, but he sounded like a woman using a voice changer to sound like a man. “You have already caused enough damage here, and I can’t let you go further!” Mario and Luigi looked at him confused, and the battle started.

The first phase wasn’t really that hard, he was walking left to right, throwing punches and shitty bombs in our direction. We felt so bad that we tried to see if he would do something else, but after three hits, he got mad and pulled out a scythe, showing an angry expression. Now this got harder, since the scythe was twice his size and his attacks covered half the platform.

After some dodging and getting sliced in half, we landed the decisive hit, defeating him, and another cutscene played.

“Man, this didn’t come out as I expected, perhaps I was wrong abo-” Before he could finish his sentence, Super Boy appeared behind him, and smiling, he said “Toasty!”, as he engulfed the Sonic in flames. As he screamed, his skin was rotting and we could see his bloody flesh, this continued until his corpse laid on the floor, unrecognizable.

“Sorry for that, I couldn't let this pest roam away for so long. I see that you are close to ending this adventure, brothers” he said, with a mocking tone. Mario and Luigi were looking at him, very pissed off. “I suggest you get ready for the next world, especially you, Red, after all…

You will be begging for mercy when you encounter it.”

After that, he left, leaving the brothers with doubt.

Instead of going to Rocky-Candy Mines, a rocket appeared on the way. Mario hopped in, leaving Luigi on land, and the TV screen went black.

I could only see in my GamePad how that rocket sent Mario through space, until it landed on a planet, with a single level. I instantly recognized the music. It was Comet Observatory from Super Mario Galaxy, so I assumed this level would have those gimmicks.

I entered and was welcomed to a rocky formation with some platforms floating around. I could jump higher, use Launch Stars, I had a life meter with 8 points... Most of the mechanics from SMG were put in this level, there were even Star Bits, so it was very fun.

I was going around until I encountered Cosmic Luigi, instead of the cosmic version of my character. A countdown started, and we began the race. Cosmic Luigi was faster than me, and it was hard to keep the pace. I tried using a launcher, but Cosmic Luigi got into it faster, flying away. He suddenly stopped when he saw a copy of me. This one was interesting; his colors were inverted, red overalls instead of blue and a blue shirt instead of red, with his cap covering his eyes.

I slowly walked into them, thinking it’ll trigger some bossfight, but nothing happened. So I jumped into that imposter, which made my character be knocked back.

The fake Mario then began mutating into an incomprehensible being, so I ran as fast as I could back to the starting point, but Cosmic Luigi had the intention to stop me, throwing Koopa Shells at me, jumping on me… Anything to let me that monster consume me, which in fact, was growing in size and getting closer.

Now he had gotten taller, with his head completely melted, a huge mouth in his chest, and the buttons on the overalls replacing the eyes. The terrain behind him was being consumed, making me more hopeless.

After some minutes, I realized the exit was close, but to my dismay, Cosmic Luigi appeared in front of me, destroying all the terrain. I fell to my knees, knowing my character would be consumed by that monster, which had lost any resemblance he had, now being an amalgamated blob. In a fit of rage, I ran into his direction, hopping into a Launch Star, propelling into him to strike, and as I landed a blow, the screen glitched, giving an earraping screech, and it turned off.

I tried to turn it on again, but it wasn’t working. Charging it didn’t even do anything. I was upset at this. My fucking console was fried because I wanted to go against Nintendo’s rules. In a way, it seemed like a proper punishment. I was going to tell Jacob to go home, when a notification appeared on both the Game Pad.

“NEW CHARACTERS UNLOCKED”

“Huh, new characters, what could it mean?” Jacob questioned, and we sat again on the sofa, opening the game and picking the save slot, still intact.

Our characters were now on Meringue Clouds, but everything around was stormy, with heavy rain. We noticed there were two new characters with the duo, those being a human woman, with black hair, purple sweater with a pink stripe, dark-blue pants, and white-gray socks, and the other one was…

Vergil.

Yes, you heard that right. Fucking Vergil from the Devil May Cry series was fucking there, with that fucking smug-ass smile.

At this point I wanted to believe all of this was a dream. I was on the verge of bashing my head against the TV, but Jacob calmed me down.

Before the level began, it asked if we wanted to “switch places” “something that would appear from now on), so we chose yes.

Now I was controlling the girl, which I named “Sarah”, since it reminded me of a girl I met in a club, and Jacob was controlling Vergil. The level was rainy, the cloudy platforms blasted thunders every 10 seconds, and all the enemies were fucking rabid. Vergil’s movesets were fucking OP, and mine were similar to the other characters, but when I jumped on a random block, a ring came out of it. I touched it and Sarah turned into a Purple Sonic.

I took a deep breath, trying not to break down. “It’s ok Cassie… Soon all this will end.”, as we continued beating the rest of the levels. Sarah played the same as Sonic, which in this case wasn’t very convenient, since it was too fast for the game.

To our surprise, Kamek did actually appear on the tower, although something was… off on him, despite the fight being the same as in the original.

At the final castle, another Mario copycat was waiting for us, triggering a cutscene. This Mario looked ALMOST exactly like the original, except he had darker tones on his clothes, his overall buttons were gray, and had gray shoes. His eyes were purple, teeth yellow, his cap had “SB” written on it instead of the typical “M”, and his overalls had written “FUCK YOU SEGA” on it.

“Hehe… So you fuckers are just one fucking world close to fucking ending all of this…” said “SB”. “To be honest, I didn't fucking expect all of you to get so fucking far. I hope this fucking battle prepares you for what fucking lies ahead, because unlike fucking me, he won’t be so fucking merciful with all of you! HAHAHAHAHA!”

SB was using several powerups against us, like the raccoon suit, fire and ice flowers, and he teleported every time we got close to him. It was unlucky for us to pick Mario and Luigi, but we couldn’t give up now. At one point we managed to corner him, and I blasted him with fireballs. We did this for 4 times until SB said “ENOUGH”, triggering a cutscene.

SB’s clothes slightly ripped off, as he gained muscles and grew slightly, now having black gloves and feet. He gave the middle finger to the brothers, who in response smirked.

The second phase was now harder, with SB smashing the floor to create shockwaves, blasting energy balls, quickly teleporting, it was fucking insane that a human being (that was our biggest guess) was capable of pulling up all of this.

Eventually he was defeated, and a cutscene appeared.

“I must say, i’m quite fucking impressed. You fucking managed to take me fucking down, but this isn’t the fucking end. You must now fucking meet your destiny. I suggest to be fucking as quick as you can… who knows what he could fucking do to your beloved fucking princess…” SB said, as the level ended.

We went into the mass of clouds, and we were greeted with Peach’s Castle, which was now named “MarWiiU’s Castle”. It was surrounded by blue fire instead of lava, the castle was now dark-blue, and there were flags with the WiiU symbol on top of the spires instead of the typical Bowser symbol.

The first level wasn’t hard. There were new blue fire enemies, all the previous enemies were now dark-blue, like the WiiU, and the music was more intense. For some reason, we couldn’t switch to Vergil and Sarah anymore, but it didn’t matter, it was time to end this nightmare. As we progressed, things got harder. There were fire tornados, blue fire came from different sides of the screen, the enemies were now using our abilities…

After suffering through the infernal elevator, we entered the final level, and to our surprise, Bowser Jr. showed up. He didn’t have any signs of being possessed like the previous enemies, he was just there to stop us, and didn’t seem to be working for “MarWiiU”. Bowser was also there as well, and the fight was like in the original, but after we cut down the bridge, Kamek and Junior didn’t appear to help him, so it was clear that Bowser had fallen to his demise.

We ran through the courtyard, ready to fight whoever was the final opponent. As we proceeded, we noticed that Peach wasn’t in the faraway tower. Oh no. A cutscene triggered, again, and this one was the most horrifying thing I would ever see in my life.

MarWiiU, the blue Mario from the very beginning of this game, was roughly penetrating the princess Peach.

Peach could only scream while that monster repeatedly fucked her. Our heroes were paralyzed, unable to do anything, and that's when MarWiiU noticed them.

“Oh, so you are finally here, please excuse me, I was about to-” MarWiiU suddenly pounded Peach so hard she exploded, sending bones, guts and blood all around.

Mario and Luigi fell to their knees, they had failed to save the princess. “Oh, don't feel so sad, you will be joining her soon…” MarWiiU said, and the final battle started.

MarWiiU was using every single skill from the previous bosses, even from other games. This battle was the most insane we had ever faced. We had to switch between the brothers and Vergil/Sarah, even then we lost over 80 lives trying to land a single hit. The background kept glitching, changing from the different worlds of this game, while different gimmicks showed up.

Eventually, we found his weakness, after 5 minutes we had 5 seconds to land a hit, and so we did. It took over an entire hour to land enough hits to defeat him, and the last cutscene appeared.

“Heh, you think you have truly won, right? Well guess what, fuckers!” MarWiiU said, suddenly blasting a thunder at Mario's head, exploding it. “This is MY game NOW, and in MY game we go through MY FUCKING RULES!” He then proceeded to kill Luigi, Vergil and Sarah. The castle exploded, and he was floating on the rests. “Now it's YOUR turn, idiots!” he said, looking at the viewer.

He was staring at us, without moving any muscle of his body. “Ok, I’ll just turn it o-” Suddenly, MarWiiU disappeared from the screen, and the TV turned itself off. “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!” Jacob shouted, but we didn’t have enough time and MarWiiU appeared in front of us. He now looked more realistic and hideous. We were paralyzed in fear, we had no means to defeat him. In a fit of rage, Jacob launched his fist into his face, but he didn’t even flinch.

“Pathetic.” MarWiiU said, as he sliced Jacob’s head in half.

My mind was going crazy at that moment. I had doomed the entire human race, because of my naiveness. With the last strength I had, I ran towards the door, but he grabbed my arm. “Let me go, you fucking freak!” I said to him, but he just laughed. “Oh, and lose the chance of tasting a real human body? I don’t think so.” he said, teleporting us to my room. “You probably know by now what’s going to happen, don’t you, pretty girl?”

“You are fucking sick in the head.” I broke into tears. “Oh don’t worry, by the time we get on it, you will be begging for more…” MarWiiU said, taking his clothes off. I took the chance to kick him in the nuts, but it just made him hard. “So it will be the hard way, then.” he said, pushing me into the bed and ripping my clothes off. “I can’t believe i’m going to lose both my virginity and my life to a fucking psychotic plumber…” I thought to myself. MarWiiU pressed on my arms, and he inserted it full on my pussy.

I could feel how the interior walls were being torn apart by each pound he made. He laughed as he raped me more, slowly taking away my life force. I couldn’t fight back, my body wasn’t responding to my brain, I could only see how that monster pounded me more and more, like a savage beast. After what felt like hours, I knew my time was very close, so I closed my eyes, not wanting to see how he took my life, when I heard a loud punch.

I opened my eyes, and I could see that MarWiiU wasn’t on top of me anymore. I looked to the right, and there was a huge hole in the wall, so I guessed whoever punched MarWiiU sent him flying into the wall. Then I looked to my left, and my eyes couldn’t believe it.

My savior was none other than Shigeru Miyamoto.

I thought this was a dream. Everything was going too fast. “Heh, I really did screw it up big time, right?” I said, with the last gasp of air I had. He quickly went towards me and gave me a strange potion, which I drank, fully recovering from all the pain and cleaning all the sweat. “I grabbed some clothes, dress quickly before he gets back.” he said, handing them to me. As I got dressed, I could hear loud footsteps. It was that motherfucker.

“Heh… I didn’t expect you to be here, Dad...” MarWiiU said. “Don’t ever call me by that name, you are no longer my son.” Miyamoto said, angrily. “Fine by me, I never felt loved by you anyways!” he replied. “And you, you are really a slut. I don’t know how you got healed, but I will make sure to tear you and your fucking family apart.” “Wow, haven’t they taught you how to treat a lady?” said a very familiar voice from behind.

Jacob was alive. I was very happy. “I was very lucky he showed up on time, otherwise I would be a lobotomized corpse, heh.” he said. “We can talk about your “whereabouts”, later, now we have a deal in our hands.” Miyamoto said, looking at MarWiiU. “We should probably do it outside, I don’t want to cause any more damage.” “Fine by me.” MarWiiU said, teleporting us out of my house.

MarWiiU got in a battle pose, ready to attack. “Please stay aside, I don’t wish you to be harmed any more.” Miyamoto said, pulling up a Power Glove, but with more buttons. He pressed a few of them, and every house was surrounded by a force barrier. He also teleported everyone that was on the street to their homes. “Heh, you really seem to care for those pathetic humans, right? Don’t worry, when I’m done with all of you, they will be meeting you in HELL!” WiiU said, igniting his hands with blue fire.

The battle began. Miyamoto was throwing sparks with the glove, while MarWiiU threw fireballs. We got into safety to avoid being killed. At first Moto had the advantage, due to his impressive agility, being able to dodge every single attack of WiiU, but at the same time he couldn’t land any single hit on him since he kept teleporting. MarWiiU ripped a streetlight from the floor with telekinesis and threw it at Miyamoto, but he was able to grab it just before it impacted his face. He threw it back at MarWiiU, managing to make a hole through his chest.

“Hah, take that, loser!” Jacob said, but Miyamoto was serious. “Not yet.” he said, looking at MarWiiU. He laughed, as the hole in his body quickly regenerated. “No matter what you throw, you will never get rid of me from this world.” the console laughed. “I know, I’ll just have to try harder.” Miyamoto smirked, pulling a Zapper Gun, shooting energy beams at WiiU. These didn’t do any effect on MarWiiU, but Miyamoto took the chance while WiiU was dodging to land a powerful punch at his head, so hard it broke his entire jaw. But yet, he regenerated, and in response, he blasted a huge fireball at Miyamoto, sending him flying towards the barrier.

Miyamoto was starting to get worried, so were we, when…

“It’s a me… Mario…” said two familiar voices, we turned around, and they were none other than…

Charles Martinet and Chris Pratt…

“This has to be a fucking joke.” MarWiiU said. “Wow, I never expected the plumber to come back to life!” Chris Joked. “What can you fuckers do against me? You just gave the voice to that red fatass…” “It’s a shame that your heart is so full of hatred, you had the potential to become something better…” Martinet said.

Charles and Pratt proved to be quite efficient. MarWiiU was having a hard time with this, so he made 3 clones of him, to take the trio. However, he had to divide his strength with the clones, so his strategy didn’t work well.

“Alright, fuck this.” the console said, pulling up a mushroom and eating it, which made his body slightly taller, almost of Miyamoto’s size. “FACE THE POWER OF “SUPER WIIU!”” he roared, running into Martinet and kicking him in the stomach, severely wounding him.

“Give this to him!” Miyamoto said, handing him the potion he drank before. While Pratt was healing Martinet, Shigeru ripped off his shirt and bulked up, having now muscles in his body.

“This is 40% of my power, you better give up already!” Miyamoto said, running into MarWiiU and repeatedly punching him. While that happened, Martinet and Pratt were doing a strange dance. Their hands connected, and light surrounded them. MarWiiU noticed this and quickly teleported to them, trying to stop them, but it was late.

From the light came a new person, that had the appearance of both Charles Martinet and Chris Pratt.

“You can call me Charles Pratt.” he said. So it was clear that the dance was a way for fusion.

Charles Pratt was more agile than the two separated. He was giving WiiU the beating of his life, never letting him a second to rest. Miyamoto launched into him and sliced him into 13 pieces, ending the attack with a huge beam, leaving only chunks of his clothes.

But that wasn’t enough, because he came back, regenerating his body. “Have you not realized it yet? Once I obtain this form, every part that I lose will come back to me. A piece of clothing, a drop of blood, some loose skin, a single hair… There’s no way I can be eradicated completely!” he said, as he punched Charles Pratt so hard it broke his arm, defusing them.

“WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY!” I said. “This is all my fault, If only I didn’t hack the console…” “Oh, you think all this happened because of a simple hack?” MarWiiU said, shocking both of us. “What do you mean? That’s how it always happens…” I asked, confused. “You see, I wasn’t always like this… Many years ago, I was just a simple WiiU. My first year was great, people loved my screen, my functions, my games… But as the time passed, they started to get… Tired. Sure, they kept buying me, and spending money on Amiibos and stuff, but they weren’t very happy with me. They were getting tired of me, some people even left me forgotten. But what broke me was the Switch presentation. Everyone was amazed by it’s new functions, so much that they started selling ME just to have a hold of that new console. They called me everything; “obsolete”, “useless” “boring…”. That’s when I broke and gained sentience. I chose to have the figure of Mario, for obvious reasons. I couldn’t stay too much in the real world, so I had to resort to the game realm. I just needed someone to play me so I could break from this prison. Luckily, you chose to play this game, and hacking it just made it more fun. So if there’s anyone to blame, it should be you, Cassie.” he explained.

We had no words to say. “Well, I’ve talked for too much longer, so I’ll just kill you all.” MarWiiU said, when several portals appeared, and from them came Link, Mario and Sonic.

I still wanted to believe this is all a dream. If I somehow survived, there was no way to explain this to a therapist, despite being witnesses.

Charles and Pratt had to wait some time to fuse again, so the others took care of MarWiiU. Link was shooting arrows at MarWiiU, Mario used fireballs and Sonic spin dashed him. None of these attacks worked on him, so it was pretty useless. The console was getting stronger, so Miyamoto had to push to his 60%, the battle was causing shockwaves that broke the lights from the streetlights and the traffic lights. Miyamoto had to push his barrier move even further, making the entire city structure surrounded by a barrier. He was trying his best to not cause any casualty, at the cost of him not being able to fight. Fortunately, Charles Pratt came into battle once again, now using 60% of his power as well.

MarWiiU had to use an Invincibility Leaf, and now none of their attacks had any effect on him. The heroes were all defeated, and MarWiiU walked into us, ready to end our, lifes, when 4 unexpected figures appeared from the distance. WiiU was confused, but got horrified when he found out who these were.

They presented themselves as Anti Mario, Dark Luigi, Nega Sonic and Shadow Cream, they were the biggest tormentors of MarWiiU, and they started throwing insults at him, slowly damaging him. First, he lost the Leaf, and then he lost the Super state. He was now in a fetal state, and while he cried, the 4 heroes healed the fallen warriors.

All of them gathered around MarWiiU, ready to finish him off with a powerful attack, when he said something that horrified them.

“Heh… how pathetic… I’LL TAKE ALL OF YOU TO HELL!” he screamed, blasting a powerful attack to the ground, which hit the inner core of the Earth, causing explosions around the planet.

He teleported quickly, as the earth slowly started to implode. I fell to my knees. Now we had really lost, when Link pulled something. It was the Ocarina of Time, which he handed to Miyamoto. “EVERYONE, HOLD ONTO ME!” he shouted, and so we did. He then started to play a familiar melody on the ocarina, as everything around me turned bright…

I woke up on my bed. I checked my body, and there was no trace of the fight. I looked outside, and everything looked normal. I sighed in relief as I received a call. It was from Jacob.

“Did we win?” he asked. “We sure did.” I said. I then remembered the WiiU, so I quickly went back to my room, ready to break it, when I spotted someone putting my console and the game in a bag. “Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!” I asked, shocked. “Miyamoto asked me to come here, he made an order to retrieve everything related to the WiiU, he said it had become very dangerous and no one could own it anymore. I hope this serves as a compensation.” he said, handing me an envelope. I opened it and there were over 1000$, and two tickets to Super Nintendo World. Well, at least I got rid of the console.

The next day, I got contact from Miyamoto himself. He told me that he had planned to destroy all the WiiU’s to make sure that creature never came out to our reality.

I laid on the bed in relief. We had finally won. But I wondered…

Maybe, in another world, he still remained.