”Mumei, why do we have so much rice?”
”Because I cooked it!”
”No I get that, just why so much of it?”
”…”
”…”
”Oh yeah, huh.”
”God you’re lucky you’re cute.”

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needs more SEEEEEEX

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”Hey you know how in anime, they drop fresh eggs over rice and it cooks in the bowl?”
”Sort of.”
”I want to try something similar.”
”Similar how?”
”Drop your pants.”
”Mumei, are you asking me to jack off into your rice?”
”Is that a no then?”
”…once again, you’re lucky you’re cute.”
”<3”

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It's getting better... there's not enough SEEEEX Kromei art

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”It’s one thing that I busted a nut in some rice, it’s another to see you eat it.”
”It’s like sticky rice, but takes a little bit more time to go down my throat and it’s a little bitter. It’s not bad.”
”Well, I hope the squirrel won’t be upset with me now.”
”Oh, I know! Kronii would love this!”
”Mumei I don’t think Kronii would-“
”Did someone say my name?”
”Oh Kronii, you got to try this!”
”Mumei, why are you thrusting rice in my face and why does it smell fishy?”
”C’mon, please?”
”… god you’re lucky you’re cute.”
chewing sounds followed by a Monogatari head tilt in your direction
”Why does this rice taste like you?”
”Whew boy…”
”<3”

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Kronii already in a relationship with us to the point she knows how our protein normally tastes