Midareta Futari no Gohan ch6

A friend who's slightly off in more ways that one.

I'm starving~
Fwah...

Ichika-chan!

Look at this!
I got an amazing score!

Subject Answer Sheet
Class - Name - Sudou Yuki

Yuki-chan...

That's 3 points higher than last time!
Amazing, right!?

I can't wait to show Mama~
I'll stick it in my pocket.
Those two are together quite a lot, huh?
I've heard they've been together since kindergarten.
Heh~
Now then!
What's for lunch today!

Ah, that's right!
I've brought something amazing today!
Something amazing?

It's always something weird when you say that, Yuki-chan...
Geez!
Today is different!

Because I know the thing you love most, Ichika-chan,
is delicious things!
!

Tada~!
Today, I've brought caviar!
!

This is the delicious thing?
Yep!
It's what the world calls a "dellicassy"!

I believe this thing's name is dellicassy,
and it's an amazing world class fish!
Heh~
So it's called dellicassy, huh?

Hey, open it already!
There might be an amazing food you've never seen before inside!
Alright then...

One
two!

What is this...? Sand?
Ah!!
It might be hidden inside!

...There's nothing there, though.
Huh~?
I was sure it'd be gold or rainbow-colored~

Well, whatever!
Papa says that it tastes awesome.
Let's eat, let's eat~
How do we eat it?

Oh right. I don't think I know how.
Eh?
Mama said it was too soon for children to eat and wouldn't give me any!

B-But
I'm sure gulping it down in one go is the tastiest way to eat it.
Papa usually gulps down this much in booze!
I see.

Well then,
let's climb the stairs to adulthood!

Thanks for the food!

!?

What is this!?
It's so salty!!

Ichika-chan, doesn't this...
taste exactly like being drowned!?
Hah Hah
Drowned...?

Like that time we played at our villa
and nearly drowned at the beach since we couldn't swim!
Aah... That time...

It certainly has a muddy scent...
My mouth feels all sticky too...
Ah!!

Come to think of it,
I think Mama put it on a slab and ate it...
A slab?

Something about this big...
Erm erm

You mean this?

Potato Chips - Lightly salted

That's it!

Yeah, just like that!

Okay, this time for sure!
Ah~
Thanks for the food!

It's even saltier now!!

It's as salty as the salt by our entrance!
Ah... That rock...
Papa bought it.
When we were little, we both licked it and got yelled at!

The crunchiness is turning to mush...
It looks close enough, so why!?

Do we need to eat it with something sweeter~?
Hmm~
Erm~ Erm~
But I can't think of what a sweet slab would be~

How about this?
That's it!

This should make it deliciously salty and sweet!

Chocolate dipped potato chips are tasty too, after all!
Here!
That's true!

This time it's sure to work...

Maybe not!!

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The chocolate and caviar
are going to war inside my mouth...!
Hah Hah
Wah~
I thought it would work this time!

It tastes just like that time I dipped sushi in chocolate fondue~
You really got yelled at back then.
I figured combining stuff I liked would make them doubly delicious...

But still, why isn't this going with anything~?
I know they put it on a slab, but what?

Is there anything besides a slab?
Hmm~

Hah!!

Come to think of it,
I think they ate it on a round thing too!
Round... round...

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Round!!
That's it!!

It was the same shape as these shine muscat grapes!

My Papa eats melon wrapped in fresh ham,
so fruit must pair well with salty stuff!
I see!

This time for sure!
Fourth time's the charm!
Ah...

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What... is this...

It tastes like someone turned Palau's milky way into a fruit!
I don't get it...

I guess it's too soon for us.
Let's just eat lunch already.
Khh...

I wanted you to enjoy it, Ichika-chan~

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But I don't have any more slabs or round things...

Course Anpan

...

Yuki-cha-
Hah~
I give up. I'll just eat my bento...

!?

What is it, Ichika-cha-...

Mmgh!?

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Mwath ba~!?
Mm~!!
Hwah aah byu...
Mmgh!?

Ichika-chan.
Could this be...?

!!

Course Anpan

It...

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It pairs well!!

Amazing, Ichika-chan!
It doesn't have have putrid smell like it did before!!

When you bite into it, you can smell the sea...
It's like the Kinkakuji Temple riding on the Carribean Sea!
Yeah.
The caviar and anpan are holding hands...!

Let's put the rest of it on!
Yeah!

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Mmm...!
I've never eaten anpan like this before...!

This is the taste of an adult, Ichika-chan.
Yeah...
Hah...
Hah...

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I guess it really was
too soon for us...

After all,
this is much tastier as is...

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I thought caviar would be much nicer~
Hah~
Ah~

Maybe it tastes better when you're an adult?
I can't imagine it myself.
In that case...

Let's eat this again when we're adults.
Sure!
I'll buy a whole bunch and we'll have a caviar party at my house!

How much does caviar cost, I wonder?
Hmm~
I'm sure it's about the same as cod roe!

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Eeh~!?
You ate caviar at school!?

Girls these days are amazing.
I haven't even gotten to eat that before...
But it wasn't very good.

We tried it on potato chips and chocolate, but it didn't pair well at all.
Potato chips and chocolate!?

Ah, but it tasted pretty okay on anpan.
Miss Landlady...

What do you think caviar is!?
Eh?
I belive it's a fish called dellicassy...?
Wrong!

I hope she gets to try it in the tasty way someday...