The Kroniissiah is a fickle goddess. Distant, neglectful. The megacity of Infinity struggled with apostasy, Kronies taking to the streets to decry their oshi's laziness, the squandering of her potential. The religious leaders of Infinity needed a way to bring the peace back, before the whole city fell into disarray.
They had found their answer in everything but the Kroniissiah. The high priests proclaimed the goddess was a cuckquean, that she found pleasure in her followers being with others, and commissioned great works from the named writers in their employ. Thus began a flood of lewd and lusty holy texts portraying fornication with other Holos, which they believed pleased their oshi.
Soon even the anonymous writers began such works. No Holo was safe, and even some heretical deities from other pantheons were depicted. This created fiction with some other nations, chief among the Saplings of UUU. But all in all, this event stabilized the church's power, and ushered in what many consider to be a golden age.
All things come to an end. Soon the writers ran out of Holos to write. Cuckquean had began to run its course. Kronies had began to publically speak out against the Kroniissiah. Perhaps most infamous of them was one who was dubbed Potentialschizo. He not only criticized the Kroniisiah herself, but the method of worship the Kronies had come to accept. He would say, every day in town square, how socializing with one another by name went against the ancient history of our ancestors on 4chan. He would accuse the writers, and the archivists, and the regular worshippers of Discordfaggotry, a crime of the highest order.
But where most saw a dissident, some saw an opportunity.
Over time the Kronies came to bite back at Potentialschizo, declaring that they loved him and dubbing him P-chan. Though it greatly confused and offended the rebel, he would come back emboldened. He wod continue his work, but so would the Kronies. They accused him of being a woman, and he admitted to being quite feminine, only adding to the Kronie's power over him. Soon he was sharing details of his own life between his public hearings. Soon he was allowing the Kronies to call him cute. Within time he stopped his rambling about socializing, instead focusing on minimizing off topic behavior. But as it is, it would appear Infinity's greatest detractor had fallen into the same trap of namefagging and socializing that he warned others against.
P-chan was eventually instrumental in a great schism in Infinity, but not in the way he had intended or even expected.
A heretical artist, whom this scribe will leave unnamed, created a depiction of P-chan as a short, feminine young man. The Kronies began praying to this false idol, in no small part thanks to P-chan's own aversion to how accurate he claimed it to be. The artist began to create avatars of known fanartists, writers, and archivists, creating his own pantheon of false gods and goddesses.
The worship of the Kroniisiah has declined. The Kronies have grown entitled, forgetting the Horrors of October, demanding more from their oshi. Perhaps her new attire was the final straw. Now they worship these false idols, proclaiming their hatred for the Kroniisiah, and I am sure they've damned us all. This scribe knows not where this story ends, but he prays still, in secret, to the Kroniissiah to crush the idolaters beneath her heel.