be kronii
coming up with debut info stuff
tfw only play indieshit and whatever games your friends are playing
hastily write down strategy games literally only because of FE
profit

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Kronii plays hoi4

everyone panicks as she zooms into the Asian theater
she select japan
why would a Korean do this
everyone goes apeshit
m-maybe she just wants to play as japan because she is a weeb
everyone copes with this
some schizos start posting that jp management are forcing her to play as japan
she immediately goes into the release options
she releases korea
she plays as it
maybe in all her autism she immediately read through guides
maybe she has played this game before
everyone starts saying how wholesome it is
she just wants to play as her birth country
she mutters something under her breath in a grave tone
"they will pay"
some schizos start arguing that she didn't say this
she makes a happy squeak when she reaches enough political power
she can now make decisions on the Government
people think it is actually wholesome
they think she is excited to improve the country of her people
she would be "improving" it alright
"Oh they WILL learn!"
the fascist demagogue goes in
she puts on a voice that sounds perfectly like a man at the circus
"It is showtime!"

I am the soothsayer, I love fascism
in hoi4 that is...