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image - alastor

yumefudan riako selfshipper
radioangel is canon and real
everything here is cringe ok? ok

my dear alastor, my sweet cannibal girlfriend, you are so precious to me .. we are polar opposites but match so perfectly
i've customized my hazbin self insert to fit him, she is a doe with white spots, big brown eyes, fluffy ears and a tail :3 so cutie, so lovely i adore our old fashioned romance
i am aware he is aroacespec, but that's another thing we have in common. aro people can date, guys! it's just a little more complicated
surrendering my body so he can dine on my flesh
he consumes my every thought and finds his way into my dreams, never am i not thinking about him
both a gentleman & a killer! so charming! ♡
i am so unbelievably excited for season 2, human alastor has my heart and the leaks give me hope
i actually quite enjoy alastor selfcest, it's very easy to ship characters who have multiple versions of themselves with each other (like scaramouche). also, he really does like himself .. so that helps
he's so fine oh my god i need him so bad
fem al please peg me immediately
props to jai for listening to my alastor ranting
"vox will sa alastor in s2!!" you are CRAZY oh my GOD??? i fucking hope not?? anyway .. yayy alastor lore ..
iiiii dunno ... i think he likes alastor guys! :nerd:
i wanna comission artists for yume art but i currently have $2 to my name
if s2 doesn't release in the next 5 seconds, I'M going to release a bomb in vivziepop's home :white_heart:
buying more alastor merch ASAP ! running out of space for this shit brah
i feel like the term "riako" fits quite well with how i feel about him ^_^
stupid

i need this PLEASEEE i have to wait until like. july. dude omg shoot me

Also i'm not a proshipper Ok thx ! i just like hazbin let me LIVE . i am a fun normal autist Hurray for peace & love
hello randoms on discord you guys have #issues get a hobby please :sob: if you're gonna talk shit about me, my pronouns are he/him. yay!
human alastor literally has my entire heart i love my middle aged man
comic alastor i love you ... your morals are so weird. i beat him reguarly. with wine bottles and shoes
i used to not really gaf about jazz music. like, i didn't dislike it, it was just kinda there. now every time i hear it i immediately think of alastor
it kind of irks me when i see someone claiming to be the #1 fan of alastor but Like. it's ok. they're delusional.
do i just call myself a non-sharing alastor yume and call it a day. because i think i pretty much am at this point, autism for autism & i'll win

random alastor facts hurray!
from his wiki or what i can remember

his death was caused by a bullet wound to the head, as he was mistaken for a deer while he was hiding a body in the woods. he was then mauled by hunting dogs.
he also doesn't like dogs, unsurprisingly
apparently he likes pineapple on pizza? alright buddy
while his asexuality is mentioned in the show, it is heavily implied he is also on the aromantic spectrum
he isn't a "big fan" of sweet foods (weird)
when vivziepop was adding to his character, she gave him similar characteristics to the cheshire cat
he lived in louisiana when he was alive
he was an only child (like meee)
he was a serial killer, but apparently, he didn't kill randomly. he went by his personal "moral code"
he can speak a bit of french
he's a "momma's boy", and it's obvious that he loves his mother very much
he doesn't like tea (unusual fella this one)
he likes to cook, but prefers his meat raw. i can give him something else that's raw iykwim
he doesn't have a tail or a fluffy chest, extremely disappointing to find out 0/10
his character was updated to the song "you're never fully dressed without a smile"
he can play the piano, violin, trumpet & saxophone
he is against killing children
he has, most likely, never been intimate with another person
he prefers women to men, viewing them as more intelligent
he likes the nickname "al"
he has bad breath, hence the black gums

some of my fave alastor fanarts >_<
honestly it's really hard to pick favourites

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