Diana pinned the goddess against the wall, a confused look across her face. "Who the hell do you think you are?" Palutena's face started to blush as this new woman, who claimed to be . Through all her years gazing down at the mortals below, her face never seemed to register. But it was a beautiful face to look at anyways. From what she heard from that Martian fellow, her face was sculpted by clay or some other kind of magic bullshit. He was too busy talking about conquering the Earth. But this strange new girl who should've been from the same Earth... wasn't. Yes, while it was not uncommon for careless Gods to fuck around and fuck humans, she never wanted to stoop to that level. But damn, if there was any day for her to break her self-imposed rules, this was it.
"Anything you should say for yourself?" Wonder Woman questioned, before looking at Palutena trying to avoid any kid of eye contact. "Vile cretins like you deserve the Lasso of Truth(TM)!" Dear Gods, that commanding, strict voice. She didn't even listen closely to what she was saying, her words all melding together into a wonderful sound. Suddenly Diana threw out her trademark Lasso, strangling Palutena's neck like a choker. Her feelings she kept inside suddenly came out despite every inch of her divine body trying to suppress it.
"Yes! Harder, mommy!"
"What the fuck?" Wonder Woman gasped. Sure, there were times when the Lasso would have someone reveal truly disturbing things, but open sexual cravings? That was new. That was bold. That was... sexy. Oh fuck, is she getting feelings for this as well?
"I'm in love with you. I want to have sex with you, you beautiful gift from heaven!" Palutena kept screaming until Diana pulled the lasso away from her neck as she started to gasp, then looking at Diana with her green fuck-me-eyes, used it as an opportunity to shift it to moaning. "Now that that's done with, are we going to do it? I mean, really DO IT do it?"
"I still have to keep any semblance of dignity I have in this new realm," Wonder Woman pouted.
"DIGNITY? You fucked your dead boyfriend while he was inside another unconscious man! All your dignity went out the window when you let that happen." Palutena screamed, causing Wonder Woman to fall back and enter a submissive position. "Possession is no laughing matter. I of all goddesses should know that."
Wonder Woman started to blush bright red. That sexy, soft yet powerful voice Palutena had, it was so heavenly, perfectly fit for a goddess such as herself. Crawling towards her, the Amazon slid under her dress and tried to peek into her shapely toga. "So, you want to see the full package, huh? Well, this is your lucky day." Palutena lifted Wonder Woman, now limp and entranced in her gaze, cradling her as their huge tits mushed together like 4 big beanbags filled with mommy milk. Enraptured by her, Diana sifted her gauntlet-adorned hands through that gorgeous green hair, and then without any warning kissed Palutena on her luscious lips. The moment lasted for several seconds, but it felt like hours. "I know what you want, and this kind of PG romance shit isn't going to last any longer. Let's just fuck already," Palutena sneered, slowly undressing herself. Her massive child-birthing hips shone in the afternoon sun like bronze, with her boobs subtly flopping around the more she undressed herself. Wonder Woman's nose started to bleed, but she wiped it off.
Palutena started to sit, giving a glare to Diana. Diana obliged, stripping herself of her armor as well, even her crown. She was at her most vulnerable, but that wasn't the matter anymore. She stood up and leaned forward as Palutena started to crouch until she lay down on the hot marble of Trophy's E.D.G.E. With a snap of her fingers, she transmogrified her staff into a golden-plated dildo. Wonder Woman smirked, bringing out her lasso and stringing it around until it made a make-shift whip. With one strike, Palutena moaned out in pleasure, "Yes! Do it again!", the truth seeping from her lips once more. Each successive crack against her supple body caused more moans to emerge, until she thrust her magic dildo into Wonder Woman's vagina. The Amazon started to moan as well, vaginal discharge spraying out and onto Palutena's smooth skin, rubbing it all over her like lotion. Grasping the dildo, Diana shoved it into her mouth, with even more woman juices flowing in, almost like nectar from the Gods themselves. Now it was Palutena's turn to get fucked. The dildo got rammed up her vagina as well, as she moaned further angel wings started to sprout and stiffen like 2 penises. Grasping tightly onto Wonder Woman, she initiated a shower of kisses onto her neck.
Meanwhile, Marvin was watching this unfold, crestfallen that his girlfriend had fallen in love with some bitch from another franchise. "Oh goodness me, the depravity! If I wooed her more with my plans of blowing up the Earth, maybe she would've fallen for me." Reaching into his armory, the Martian pulled out an Acme Disintegrating Pistol. "Oh well, at least my termination will be relatively painless," he whined before pulling the trigger. The pistol disintegrated, a pile of colorful dust blowing harshly across the wind as the moaning continued. "I should've never entered this battlefield in the first place," he moped, then seeing a spaceship park down as 2 earthlings stumbled out, one more noticeably drunken than the other.
"Well, look who it is, (BUUUURP) the fucking um-alien from Looney Land! Looks like your love wasn't meant to be, huh dipshit?" Rick joked as he noticed Wonder Woman eating Palutena out, about to unzip his pants at the process.
"Aw geez, Rick! Listen, he-he likely didn't want this to happen. I-I-I bet that if we uh, help him out, y'know, solve his girl problem, um, he won't kill himself!"
"D-Does it look like I give a shit, Morty? Worst comes to worst, that guy blows his fucking (BUUUURP) little alien brains out, a-a-and the universe would be better for it! He loses to a fucking rabbit, for God's sake, Morty! His life is already a shithole!"
"L-listen Marvin, i-if you come with us, you can beat up all the women you like! That should be enough to make you feel better, right? Beating up women? Letting your pent-up aggression do the talking?" Morty asked.
"Well," Marvin responded, "it wouldn't hurt to try."
"D-do ya hear that Morty? We finally have another excuse to beat up women again! And now we have a new party member to join on our quirky little adventure, Morty!"
"Woohoo! Yes!" Morty shouted, noticing that he just pissed his pants in excitement. Marvin took one last look back.
Palutena and Wonder Woman were wrestling with each other on the battlefield, their eyes locked on each other with lustful expressions. The magic dildo kept spinning around back and forth, spraying discharge on the green grass. "I'm in, drunken Earth creature!"
"Alright! Let's get rickety-rickety-WRECKED, SON!"