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basically just my online diary, ok have fun

please don't tell me i'm the only one who sees the vision
kyle - franklin | stan - michael | kenny - trevor | cartman - lester
DUDE KYLE, STAN, AND KENNY EVEN HAVE THE SAME EXACT SIGNATURE COLORS AS THEM TOO????? IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT
kenny & trevor duo makes my soul happy, idek myself.

me asf af when a Kyman dares to utter a word of their shipping opinions

no, i don't entirely hate the ship itself. i hate the shippers with a burning passion. you guys have major issues 😭😭🤣

Lmao, i SWEAR half of the south park fandom has never watched the show or played the games, complaining about "sexualization". i don't remember the context 100%, but didn't Cartman quite literally put his dick in Butters' mouth and vice versa (i think) 🤦. AND THE FUCKING GAMES TOO???? there's quite literally a strip club minigame in tfbw where you have to give some dudes a lap dance.
There are SO MANY sexual jokes and scenes with the younger south park characters in both the show and games, and you're over here complaining about them being "sexualized" in fandom spaces. Huge example being the Creek episode which VERY CLEARLY had suggestive art labelled as "Yaoi" which is widely known to be a SEXUAL TERM, but you guys NEVER bat at eye at that, do you?

like, you should NOT be watching south park if that shit makes you uncomfortable, and you surely cannot be harrassing people who do like that sort of content.

it's an adult show with its main characters being children. literally what were you expecting, genuinely.

south park fans having 'pro/darkship dni' in their bios is the same concept of hannibal fans saying it 🥱🥱 yall funny asf

sp_owo was goated, who gaf anymore
what they did wasn't even bad bro 😭😭 everyone was just extremely woke back then and STILL are (unfortunately)
as long as they didn't groom or touch REAL kids or do something highly illegal, then literally WHAT is the problem.
likeeee they're fictional characters, i hope you know that. plus they literally appear aged up???? Do you KNOW a fourth grader looks like, holy shit dude 🤦🤦
their account literally has a warning for gore. it's right in your face, man. the closest thing to anything sexual on their account is amputee fetish stuff, which isn't even entirely explicit, like nobody is naked.
idek if they posted actual porn anywhere else, so i can't speak much on that part

i HATE motherfuckers who say "oh b-b-b-but they're still fourth graders!!1!!!1! it doesn't matter if they're aged up!". Bro. People age up characters all the time. This is no different.

Trick Question! Would you rather have the person sexualize their child form or teenager form? (May or may not be 18+, because I'm unsure of what age sp_owo portrayed their characters as. Still wouldn't matter though.)

like omfg dude. you are actually so retarded. now me obviously, I DON'T care if someone were to sexualize one of the characters as a minor, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS CANNOT BE VICTIMS. HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT GET THAT THROUGH THEIR HEADS.

Simply just an example of how stupid people are. Purity culture is genuinely straight bull

my mama keeps sending me south park tiktoks from her fyp, we #love her 💜 (she also heavily supports my sp collecting addiction)

k2 and style are seriously tied for my #1 favorite ship, like it's always changing cause they're both so incredibly peak
but one thing i do believe is that style is "deeper" than k2, like their relationship has more foundation if that makes sense?? i mean, stan and kyle quite literally are "super best friends" so it makes sense. but that doesn't mean k2 isn't good (obviously). i have the freedom to portray their relationship as whatever because they're not as close, but it'll never reach the style level of peak because their relationship status is lower in canon

update: i think i like k2 more than i do style

i like every south park ship i dont care. i find them all appealing in their own ways and i can understand any viewpoint on why one would like it. im not one who judge 🤷🤷 as long as youre respectful, ill be respectful back.

minus st#ndyle. i do not like this dynamic dude, just pick a side atp bro 🤦‍🤦‍ nothing against polyamorous people, i just don't like this pair specifically. it just feels wrong and Wendy and Kyle feel more platonic to me atleast. maybe it's the fact Wendy and Kyle are so similar to each other, it's giving siblings.
if it's Stan x Kyle AND Wendy then, i don't really have much of a problem.

i'm just generally not a fan of kyle x any female character. PERSONAL HEADCANON! i project onto him a lot, so mlm kyle is very much everything to me

and b#nny or k#njorine, may i add. the fans are insufferable and the ship itself is pure slop. i seriously despise the "horny x innocent" dynamic most people portray them as. yall are weird asf. YES, i let the fans of a ship determine whether or not i like said ship, idgaf. i can see butters being a "fan girl" or it's just puppy love, but that's literally it.

favs if you care: STYLEEEE, K2, CANDY OTP OTP, stenny, staig, crenny, crutters ❤︎ (this is my niche yaoi), cryle, scyle (kyle x scott idk the shipname unless this is genuinely it LOL), kenrietta, kytolkien, cryde, kyman, stylenny

im very bipolar with kyman LMAO, but i genuinely think the fans are the only problem. i find kyman an interesting dynamic and cute even (definitely one-sided though), but some of you guys are weird asf and need to mind your own business (some of yall are also major narcissists).

stendy was cuter in the earlier seasons it's the #truth. like, seeing them together in newer seasons genuinely don't make me happy anymore. you used to see them and like, in your mind go "oh, cute!" but now you're just genuinely waiting for some shit to go down cause they AREN'T HEALTHY FOR EACH OTHER 😭. that's literally all their plot is: argue, break up, stan crashes out, stan and wendy do sum shit together, boom they're in love again. THAT'S ALL THEY DO???? they gotta let them go at this point, holy shit. something new wouldn't hurt guys

creek is ok, like i mean i guess bro. it's a classic, can't really say much. im just not a fan of their dynamics if i'm being honest, but i'm still chill with it in the end. the fans are absolutely horrid though, they WILL attack if you if you dare to ship tweek and craig with any other characters

boiii kenrietta is such an interesting and cute dynamic. i honestly didnt get it at first until i played tfbw from dusk till casa bonita. i actually really mess with them

oh style... where do i start with you. this ship is genuinely everything to me, like, it physically hurts seeing them together. my stomach gets upset (or happy technically?) at the sight. like, a fictional ship should not be making me dis way bro im crineee 😭😭 they're so freaking sweet 😭😭😭😭 i just think i have an extreme soft spot for childhood friends to lovers (best trope ever, fight me). people who say this ship "doesn't make sense" have NEVER watched the show and are homophobic. i mean, im chill if you find it platonic but you deadass cannot deny that they have good chemistry.

ughhh candy is so underrated, their dynamic has soooo much potential and i fully believe they would be a much more interesting couple than stendy, and that's not biased because i ship style. like i said before, i still like stendy but their relationship is lackluster and cliche. likeeee a good girl x bad boy dynamic with candy is fire in my opinion 👀👀 also it'll finally give wendy and cartman some GOOD character development, specifically wendy.

candy is literally just kyman in a different universe. wendy and kyle are literally the same person, no wonder cartman likes them so much 🤣 (same goes for stan. literally bisexual-tron 1000)

i like stylenny because i can't pick between k2 or style. might as well have best of both worlds. stenny mention too if you want

i fucking HATE the transfem butters hc. mfs don't care about him as a character, they just wanna ship him with kenny, let's be real 🤷🤷 nothing against transfems (should be obvious) but i just genuinely despise it. dont get me wrong, i love marjorine, but it was for ONE episode. these are the same people who hc him as bi-curious LOLLL yall look dumb as shittt. and sure, i like crutters, but it's honestly just a crackship, i'm not die hard about it. it's hard to see butters with a boyfriend, like at all. i don't see the vision and i don't wish to.

ughh i hate the way people brush off stan being an rnb & rap fan. i mean, i get that he had his little band n all, but that doesn't define his music taste. HE LITERALLY SAID IT HIMSELFFFF?? PLEASE
i relate to Stan on many levels and this is just one of the reasons 💙 i can honestly see him listening to some Ginuwine or Jodeci (just on how i personally view him as a character). I can for sure see Pharrell Williams and maybeeee Chris Brown??
Just to name a few: Frank Ocean, Eric Bellinger, Daniel Caesar
he'd be kinda freaked out, but still have that softer vibe to him

I'm highkey a big Stan kinnie, but I'm already stuck with the name Kyle and have been for the past 3 years LOL. I do kin Kyle, but I feel a deeper connection with Stan as I have more similar traits to him rather than Kyle. I'm like, emotionally attached to my name already and anything else feels wrong soooo it's kinda too late for that 🥱
Kyle was also the first name I picked when I first joined the lgbtq+ community, 'cause guess who was on that South Park train back in 2023....... Ok, but I did start liking South Park around 2021, but wasn't HUGE on it until it blew up back in 2023 since y'know, the fandom was the most active which meant more content to enjoy !
No, I did not join the homos in 2023, it was around 2020 (of course it was). I didn't have a name for myself then lol, didn't think I needed one cause my real name is already fairly androgynous. The closest thing I had to a different name was "Fan" as in the Inanimate Insanity character ☹️☹️ No, Fan was not my actual name of choice, that should be obvious. There was this Roblox game called Battle Of The Objects (I THINK THAT'S THE NAME. I DON'T REMEMBER), and there were OSC character choices and Fan was my fav/main. I also had a friend who went by "Firey" and we would just call each other by those names.
bro i don't think the game is up anymore, i'm mad wtf 😭😭 that shit was sm fun especially when you actually had people to play with. i'd spend like hours in the restaurant making toast because it gave the most exp