Minimoo's Day Off

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Story 2

Minimoo woke up from an uneventful sleep. Transformed into human form and put on his work boots, ready to go off to the grass fields and start work. Minimoo got to his nearby train station, when he got on board only Conductor was there. He washed his hands like a racoon and nodded at Minimoo. After a short trip Minimoo got off at the next stop. "GRASS FIELDS". The Grass Fields was a large immaculate field on the edge of town. Or at least it is after it's been attended to. Several other minimoos were at a large terminal and Minimoo approached. Most minimoos work in either grass or milk operations, these were the grass operations. Minimoos ate the grass to keep it from over growing, they use large tractor like devices to assist in eating the field, effectively being lawn mowers.

BAKER?! WHERE'S THE BREAD?
Let it die
BREAD BREAD BREAD!
WE WANT BEANS!
AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!

"What the frick is going on at the plaza? Moo?

EMERGENCY BREAD

A portal appeared but this time it was flashing red, "NO TESTBAKE. WARNING. NO TESTBAKE." The message flashed from the top of the portal.

"Mooo.....?"

Another portal appeared right next to the other. "WARNING. TWO BREADS."

DONT USE THAT BREAD. THAT RECEIPE IS BAD.
U R GAY
PANKO MANKO
PANKO MANKO!

"What's going on? moo?"

Back at the plaza it was code red. Pankophiles were clawing at a cyborg Starknight. "WE VOTED THE THREAD VOTED" "This isn't a democracy." They were holding a large 3D printer that was printing loafs of bread, pulling it between each other. "PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO!" "Just let them use that in bread." "Over my dead body." said the cyborg in cold voice.

A firefight broke out.

Cyborg was firing lazors at every red panda and racoon in site. Pankophiles were flinging random shit at everyone and stealing TVs from nearby stores. Anons everywhere were running around dashing into bread portals. One starknight stood hands raised facing the conflict. "Take me now, punish me, Jelly will just do it anyways, end my life" A blast flared past his head, singeing his hair, and blasting his file cabinet. "MY IMAGES!" Index Knight grabbed his file cabinet and rushed through a portal.

The lights went out

THREAD HAS BEEN ARCHIVED

Minimoo went into the nearest portal.

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