a List of⠀Hades'⠀favorite medications and practices.

Sertraline — for calming the endless wails of lost souls.

Clonazepam — when even the Underworld gets a little too overwhelming.

Amitriptyline — he swears it helps with “afterlife-related migraines.”

Omeprazole — because ruling the dead gives him chronic heartburn.

Ibuprofen 800mg — for the stress aches caused by Zeus’ nonsense.

Propranolol — to keep his immortal heart rate steady during family drama.

Melatonin — ironically, he still struggles sleeping.

Diphenhydramine — doubles as allergy relief and a knockout when Cerberus won’t shut up.

Vitamin D — he doesn’t see the sun. Ever.

Activated Charcoal — “just in case someone tries to poison the god of the dead again.”