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Ill revamp this to odyssey in honor of kuro later okay
Like moments that matter to me I'll write down stuff here a lot...
Hihii!! Im Saiha (nicknames only for close friends), im 16 years old as of this year and most of the shit i wrote here are like when i forgot to take my meds
This is solely dedicated to my trio!!
I love my hallwaytrio kuro and spyder you guys are genuinely fun love youusss<33
Mosf of ts is NOT written in order btw i just write when i do remember and date stuff if i remember them too (dd/mm/yr)
they are aware of the existence of this log and have their own at the bottom!!
I DONT CARE IF IM CRINGE OR CORNY IM HAPPY AND LIVING MY BEST LIFE
Dude we got noticed by cynikka for being a trio too... Like bro like
Receipt because i feel like it (this is from vc1 chat when we called for like.. i think 50hours...?? I forgot)
hallwaytrio died at 480 something hours i think... i fucking fell asleep.
last image of hallwaytrio being a trio... you were one rowdy hallway...
hallwaytrio : rebirth starts now....
Now some personal moments that are living in my head!! Call it core memory...
Kuro my attentionduo!! Thank you for buying that rejoicin cosplay to match with me it makes me extremely happy and just calling with you and spyder makes me happy in general!! (DONT SAY 'SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE ONLY HALF HAPPY WHEN CALLING WITH ME ONLY' DONT TWIST MY WORDS YOU FUCK!!! IM EQUALLY HAPPY TO CALL WITH EITHER OR BOTH OF YOU!)
Was it obvious that i spoke softer with you when you put on that cosplay? You should like... Totes wear that more so im likee more nicer to youu.... #dovestarduo
And im buying that wifies cosplay so we can odyssey it okay bro. Okay? Okay. Im sorry i keep dragging you to catalog for that but you doved your star for me so im gonna odyssey it for you bro
Also you noticing my sleeping pattern is wild... 2:50 - 3 am is so specific... Am i that predictable....? (I found you noticing this like flattering in a way /p)
We really need to fix our attention span better dude... This (always updated) 296hr streak call exists because we kept calling for 8 hours when we're supposed to watch UU together twin...
You saying the beat(?) to roommates by Malcolm Todd reminded you of us made me smile!! Im like obsessed with that song and so you saying that had me very joyous (. ❛ ▿ ❛.) (ilovemalcomtoddsmusic)
Us matching wallpapers as cloneship is also so #adorbs! And you putting my initial too!!
Well uhm except the part beam and xian was like hardcore shipping us while we were taking the photos (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;))) (no hard feelings though! I know beams a good guy and means well i just found it funny he joined and did that)
You said we're gonna do a trio one with spyder so ill be waiting for that... OH WAIT WE COULD DO KWW FOR THAT OHMYGOD
And how we first met!! The moments in depth spelunking and westwood always live in my head and im glad i agreed to play that day and the way we clicked while playing that bro
And then wemmbu posted that same day and our imperial fire competition in fucking cortisol obby bro where your ass PUSHED ME. HONOR MY FUCKING ASS!! YOU PUSHED ME TWICE!!!
1/4/26
Im half sorry for traumatizing you by playing wifies coded songs okay stop drawing wemmbu like that i will cry like how you cried three times when i showed you odyssey duo merch
3/4/26
I bought the wifies cosplay i talked about in the earlier log and traumatized kuro in ftf with it... Made me happy but i feel a little bad for it. Worth the vc suspension tho
I legit went around the map just screaming 'parrot come back' 'why are you leaving me' 'i wont hurt you parrot' 'just let me be near you' and a classic 'come on parrot, smile. You're safe.' THE WAY YOU WERE SCREAMING IN CALL MADE ME GIDDY IN A WAY LIKE HEAHHFAH THIS IS PAYBACK FOR WHEN YOU KEPT PLAYING REJOICES DEATH ON ME WITH THAT SOUNDBOARD HOW DOES IT FEEL NOWWW you holding your manic little odyssey duo geek giggles i see you bro you
I chased you around for like 5 minutes straight of the round and genuinely avoided everyone and kept only getting you sorry for everyone who had to hear my screaming and you stir fuck you for trying to save kuro i wanted to be odyssey you PIECE OF GARBAGE oh and sorry for hitting your rejoice duo stir i didn't mean that also i love their cosplay okay hope they didnt mind my manic rant about rejoice
Also screw you stir my fat fucking coat was seeable through the locker.
oh! and xan posted a vid of this gameplay actually whoevers reading this if you gaf heres the vid you could actually see me chase kuro near the end hehehefhea. yes im aware how much of a bum i look there leave me alone we were very uncoordinated and the call was genuine chaos. everyone was screaming. and half of us werent in one vc. i mean if youre in cynikkas server youd know..
Love odyssey duo! Even if my cosplay isnt directorfies yet its still fun to traumatize you a bit (✿◠ᴗ◠) even if its dumb and stupid okay bro and shut up i am cooking something trust me.
Lets be opposite au odyssey next time okay? Okay!
few hours later after that log update we made DaD instead
DaD odyssey... ohh how you hurt me with your veiled parrot...
and that small convo we had while making the cosplays! idk but that just made me happy ♪(´▽｀)
I adore your voice okay? Literally the second i joined the call when we first met and heard you i was genuinely so enamored by you, so much that i literally was so happy i could keep up a decent conversation with you during that whole call... i loved listening to your voice and i still do!!!
Yap all you want brodyochacho, i will listen!! Even if i don't get some of the things you're yapping about i still like listening to you (this sounds hella fucking gay. bro like, bro? Im not gay.)
5/4/26
FUCK YOU MEAN YOURE PUTTING ME IN PARAGON AND TORTURE ME WITH REJOICES DEATH AND THEN GIVE ME STOCKHOLM?? WHAT KIND OF BOUNDARY BREAKING SHIT YOU PLANNING ON ME BRUH "SAIHA X KURO BOUNDARY BREAKING STOCKHOLM (DONT LIKE DONT READ, SCROLL IF UNCOMFORTABLE) HURT/NO COMFORT summary: "stop, ngh, teasing me, bro."" AND WHY IS SPYDER THE FUCKING GUARD
Your google doc is my suicide note. I HATE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BIG BLACK EMO HEART Sorry kyou tibby and viz for witnessing that NIGHTMARE.
And again kyou this is why you shouldn't eavesdrop tsk tsk
Your moefies is so cute okay? Yes give that man more ruffles, make him more now. NOW! GIVE HIM MORE RUFFLES!!! We moefies and moebu alright? Alrighty
Yes sweetboy by Malcolm Todd is us and i forgot what else was us but yes kuronyan!! Everything is us!!!!
Lettuce: kay
7/4/26
You cheated on me with agustus....? M-my classmate... In front of everyone...? I... I can't fucking believe you.
This is why saiharo is DEAD. SCREW YOU AND YOUR PARAGON!!! IM GONNA FROLICK THROUGH THE FIELDS WITH XAV INSTEAD. WE'RE FULL OF WHIMSY AND FLUFF AND ALL COMFORT
AND FUCK YOU KYOU YOU TWO FACED CUNT
(Sorry spyder for dragging you into this shipping discourse mess💔💔)
Also hihi kuro im updating this again and i knows you sees this
Keep yapping to me about your hc's okay? I love listening to them yes i agree and love ur hc of uu wifies being clonefies when joining unstable after being saved by daybreak from evilfies then learning emotions from parrot when he joins #odyssey (PLATONIC FUCKING OBVIOUSLY) sure lets call daybreak bums because theyre only escapists (joke dont come at me daybreakduo fans) and yes i agree on long hair eggy and being short when in his human form (im listing them out because yes and i was deeply invested on the clonefies escape) i forgot what else than those two except the cloneship hc's, which are fucking sick btw you're sickly sweet you're sweetly sick okay sorry had to sing peak listen to newdad
Hope you didn't yap to a sleeping saiha last night because if you did boy you better repeat that shit to awake saiha
8/4/26
evilsaiha made kuro an odyssey rentry...ehahaheae. then carsicksaiha found kuronyan dead. if the body twitches it means parrot uploaded. if I dide then that means wemmbu uploaded. wait. how did i kill you twice. i dindone just made you this rentry bruh. hey dont die a second time before i even properly decorated this. and you cried yes yay hooray thank you for letting me know you cried yes okay i saiha am happy you cried because i cried whenever you send me your drawings of dovestar and you draw me lots of dovestar so this is me paying you back.
dovestar with matching buns😭😭😭 i fucking😭😭 love your rejoice design😭 never stop😭 drawing😭😭you said i killed you with the odyssey rentry boy fuck NO YOU DONE KILLEd ME WITH ALL THE DOVESTAR YOU GIVE YOU DRAW ME THEM SO MUCH IVE SAID IT MULTIPLE TIMESIN SO MANY LOGS AND THIS IS MY ONE TIME PAYING YOU BACK BRUH!!! LEMME GIVE YOU SHIIITTTT
i meant to log this last night oh mygod myehad husrts
9/4/26
You writing painful hc's of wifies is optional btw you did this to yourself btw parrot im wifies btw its all yours btw it was never meant to be btw (who tf invited eret?)
saiharo abusive situationship in every universe where kuro keeps trying to boundary break me😭😭 papa stop it papa please
Also you lowkey sung me to sleep alan walker style last night thanks for that bro i slept well okay yes did you sleep well too
11/4/26
im sorry for beingso fucking awkward at conversing bro im disgustingly nervous with newpoeple🥹
wifies, i am parrot. i. am the director. this is payback screw you for always abusing me oh and this reminded me of when i asked about what your thoughts on reverse odyssey, always yap. please. i really like listening to your hc since theyre genuinely so thought out and in depth, i think i say this a lot sorry for repeating myself bro
also DaD WIFIES IS ALIVE FUCKEYAHEHAHAAA HE WAS LIKE. LOWKEY KINDA NICE TO THEM THIS SESSION 4c keeps fucking haunting this narrative god fuck. his bum ass been dead for 5 sessions and he cant stop haunting like rejoice 😂😂uhm rip spidey too i guess bruh😂😂 she done got infected😂
13/4/26
"Congratulations!" Az dont congratulate my abusive marriage with kuro. Im being actively abused. Name one moment you've been nice to me... And no kuro im not the abuser i never even hit you... The most ive done is gently stroke your hair... Im the kindest and sweetest and sweetest and chillest person ever...like bro dude bro....
15/4/26
My birthday!! Im unc... IM UNC...!!! ANAK😭😭 IM PAMAN NOW NAKK... I spent a bunch of the time with kuroro, rinrin, az and sun today
Kuro wrote me a very lovely birthday message and i like. Started tearing up. Youre too sweet for your own good kuro youre gonna give this unc heart failure i swear to god oh and im listening to castle in Hollywood as im writing this ahhaha. NO BUT SERIOUSLY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TYE BIRTHDAY MESSAGE AND THE LOTS OF DRAWINGS🥹🥹 IM REALLY BAD WITH WORDS THAT SHOW APPRECIATION BUT YOU GENUINELY MADE ME GIDDY AND HAPPY THE WHOLE DAY
AND IN MIMIC!!! Ohhh we so cloneship... Im gonna be honest i was holding bavk my giggles when we started having a fake fight when i came back... "I chose the bathroom over you" "you didnt even bother letting me know...?" And then rinrin tellin az and sun "this is why we're called the marriage council, im their counselor. And i dont get paid" RINRIN IMSORRYYY😭😭😭 we'll pay you in.... In. In um. Kuro what can we pay him in. AND THEN WHEN WE WERE IN THE LOBBY TO GET TO A NEW CHAPTER you turned into biblically accurate parrot and i started aww ing at you (how do you even say aw ing? Aweing? What is english.) then i think it was az saying like "im cant tell if theyre fighting or flirting" and rinrin telling them its normal as i start spewing at how disgustingly ugly you are💜💜 THEN SPYDER JOINED ASKING WHY YOU WERE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE PARROT AND THEN YOU TWO STARTED FIGHTING!!! ETERNAL DUO IS TOXIC. ATTENTION DUO IS ABUSIVE. GLUTTONY DUO ARE FULL OF WHIMSY AND JOY SCREW YOU!! (Theo ref👀)
Odyssey carried that whole mimic session.. WE'RE SO PROOO oh my GODD NO FUCKING WAY TOO LITTLE TOO LATE IS PLAYING AS I WROTE THIS SPECIFIC LINE WHAT THE FUCK KURO K THINK WIIFES WENT FROM HAUNTING YOU TO HAUNTING ME. IT SHOULD BE ME WHO YOURE ENGAGED TOOOO
Parrot posting on my birthday too.... Wifies, i. Am parrot. I loved when you started crashing out over saps being in UU, yeeesssss that white boy everywhere 😂😂😂 just wait for flux to appear i swear on my momma bro😂😂✌️ i really am not beating the theo allegations am i and parrots a fucking bum. He and spoke are so fucking selfish goddamn you havoc duo i hate this arc
Oh and i also find out i share a birthday with PrinceZam... Dude i love her and to find this out lowkey just🥹🥹
Oh my god this is one hell of an entry. I haven't even written the one for the previous day. I need to reread what happened on the 14th
17/4/26
i lowkey dont even remember but today was fun i made me and kuroro odyssey pfps :3 i think she likes them hmm... im not sure... Here the pin follow me and maybe comm me👀👀
we made dovestar duo cosplays again yes again i really like dovestar okay and kuro likes when i dovestar and kuro likes odyssey and i like when kuro odyssey dalright mutual uhm mutual yes! kuronyan your ls bu is so freakin cute i keep saying that idc im spitting facts im in love with that cosplay okay? okay! us when we find odyssey and dovestar sleeping bags😂😂today was very odyssey and dovestar if you really think about it dude bro like bro OH AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME DO A LITTLE RANT ON MY HC FOR WEMMBU IM GONNA BE HONEST I NEVER REALLY HAD THAT MUCH HC FOR HIM BUT NOW BECAUSE OF YOU ALWAYS YAPPING ABOUT WIFIES I REALLY LIKE LIKE. THINKING OF HC BRO also mugm and wemmbu👀👀 a niche duo we made up👀👀 what would these idiots duo name be... leave a comment down bellow and dont forget to not like and subscribe
i know you like buying cosplays but like bro. when you buy cosplays buy for the sake of yourself anak... im get really happy when you do buy them for my sake but brodyochacho i feel bad where the fuck is that tear up emoji god i hate laptop
19/4/26
Oiuhghh uhmm i dont remember elelelle i love listening to your hc and i will yap more about my own okay? Ill always indulge in whatever you do same with spyder alright bro? I love you two okay? And you guys love me too yes yes okay yes hallways our trio
I love when you go in-depth about your hc some may find it uncomfortable or weird but that'll never be with me alright bro
20/4/26
Yes kuronyan i will hug you okay you yearning boy i yearn for you back alright wait should we be renamed to yearner duo that shit lowkey tuff? Dude i need to start logging at the same time as shit is happening im gonna reread what happened today and yesterday god fuck
23/4/26
Kuronyan has been gone for the whole day and im yearning idk i just wanted to log this
i keep hearing your voice calling out my name. this is my 3rd time saying im yearning and ive told 2 of those times to xav please slime me out i take back what i said i dont want you back xav i want my wife kuronyan
Kuro why is attentionduo you fell first and i fell harder trope i dont like this twin
Also once you do read this lmk if im like going too far with these marriage jokes, you mentioned you didn't really have boundaries iirc but i don't want to make you uncomfortable and i would kill myself if i did something you didn't like so tell me okay twin? Okay. Okay! and you've said you missed me a couple of times and that made me happy to know that you missed me and i miss you too often times, i don't show it because i dont know. And i didn't log the times you did but they live in my head okay
You're gone just for one day am i lowkenuinely cooked?
24/4/26
Hey listen okay. First things first, i did NOT want to be the house in encanto. What impression did i give you guys to think id be good for a house. Second. what the FUCK DO YOU MEAN CONFETTI IS ABUELO AND KUROS ABUELA. CONFETTI HASNTE EVN BEEN ACTIVE FOR DAYS AND AHUT UP XAV I DIDNT WANT TO BE ABUELO JUST BECAUSE I WNATED TO BE KUROS LOVER AND YIU SHUT UP TOO AZ IM NOT OBSESSED NOR A YANDERE WHATYEHUFIFK okay sorry for the sudden crash out on call okay i genuinely yelled to so many people im sorry for your eardrums xan melo az sun rinrin kyou and uhm i forgit who else
and thank you kuro for not misunderstanding my intention on that, im really just committed to the bit and im very thankful your perception of me is still the same that was very reassuring and comforting okay yes thank you lets tongue to head head to tongue
This log is basically just like my appreciation for understanding you are
And also welcome our son dovestar into the world yes i birthed him or you did or neither of us did he's still our son though
19/5/26
Thank you for being patient and understanding with me, ill try to remember taking my meds more and communicate my triggers better
You're the first ever person i was ever vulnerable with, i was shaking baldy and really scared
Im not gonna log much here but if you're seeing this kuroro ill probably send you my full appreciation and how much im greatful for you in dms later...
Anyway we so friendship goals...everyone and they momma shipping us... Classic Attention duo W! Also az stop trying to bring hallwaytrio vc back i dont think its coming back unc😭😭
Kuro: sainya lets go make out in vc 1
Saiha: okay!
Kuro: yay!
Kyou: is this normal between these 2
Nax: yes
Kyou: im kinda scared
Xav: surfboards kyou
I FORGOT TGE REASON WE CALLED WAS TO WATCH BU AND PARROT WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO 1 MINUTE BEFORE WE STARTED RANTING ABOUT HOW OOC ODYSSEY DUO AND SAPS? WERE. This is like how we met all over sgain oh my goddd
Speaking of, the talk about how you wanted a reason to talk with me after playing westwood and me actually being active for once in the server made us talk to each other like bro like we were connected before we even knew we were... Like 1 minute apart from eachother too is this platonic soulmates? Okay sorry im going crazy
But its genuinely crazy how if i didnt send that in the server we wouldn't have talked again probably. Wait no knowing you you'd probably text me hesitantly asking if we could watch together UU brought us together specifically bu eternally greatful for wemmbu, wemmbu youre the reason how i met my wife okay sorry again anyway lets call later once ive studied for like at least 3 hours okay? Oh i almost forgot im decorating another rentry uhmm i promise ill finish them and the other 3 okay... Or was it 2... I forgot... Uhmm scratches head.
31/5/26
ATTENTION DUO GOT MINECRAFT LETS FUCKING GO IM MC PILELD
We dovestar... Dovestar dovestar... Wait why is there an odyssey duo reference here? Get that poppy away.
We'll find jungle and get you a parrot okay? Okay! Also ignore how i told you to get cacao beans i forgot if they were poisonous or not uhmm moe moe! We fishing saiharo is fishing and then suddenly kuroro gets puffer fish and saiha gets salmon
Saiha: wanna twade
Kuro: throws pufferfish to DROWN and hears sainya late
Saiha: NOO jumps in to save pufferfish
Kuro: why'd you fetch for it like a dog
Saiha: nyyaaa
1/6/26
The amount of meticulous planning i did for that set up has me so giddy, i adored today and this'll be a core memory like westwood
I may have taken advantage of your behaviors and knowing you'd be oblivious to just about anything i do but thats what i like about you (. ❛ ▿ ❛.)
Okay i need to calm down dude i was on a high last night i need to stop being mcyt
Im still mad about my scroll wheel fucking me up and how i couldve easily avoided it if i had just went to a different inv slot
Okay ill write what fully happened before it slips from my mind even though i have a recording of it
Kuronyan asked to recreate the odyssey duo scene and was sad i didnt find any amethyst which i lied about and i did find but i had wanted to keep it a surprise until xav came because i made 3 for all of us but he was re8 fetus pilled or whatever BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE WINTERSBERG okay back on track. I changed into wifies and then there was a DaD spidey and wifies esque leading situation because kuroro tried to run away so i fishing rod her! And then we walk and talk back to the plates and uhhh more talking yes. Then scroll wheel fucked me up and i accidentally held out the spyglass as i was standing on my side of the plates and kuronyan was talking about uhm fuck i forgot what it was but you were crouching and looking at my hand and i was hoping you wouldn't notice. Really unfortunate miscalculation. Then you asked where i had gotten spyglass if i didnt find amethyst and i tell you i lied then i say why the fuck do you think i was on mc for 6 hours yesterday and it all clicked and then i explained more to kuronyan how i had planted a secret chest and where it was because i was scared that she would be able to see it in my inventory and how ironic it was because when you first spawned in and and saw our open base you could see the underground chest so clearly in vision. I really relied on your obliviousness on that. And the flowers. They were a distraction that isn't a bluff, mid placing flowers i thought about how rejoice's amongus looked lonely and far away so i placed the sunflowers beside it so it looked purposeful and it worked, same with the yellow and white flowers, they were a pop of color because if i left it bland you would've noticed a small spec of more brown under the chest so i cluttered everything, i started rapid confessing bro i even told you how i wanted to make it actually accurate and even got tnt for it all. I mean it was only 3 but still i took into consideration where i got my sand from, i specifically took it from that side because you never go there but you also have eggychan render distance but its okay, oh i didnt tell you but like how i got lava was from when i was stalking you through the meadow when you were horse hunting, when you asked if i wanted a bell i had gotten scared because i thought you noticed i was following you through the locator bar and how even with how far you went my locator was still big, and also i raided the village you stole the bell from moe moe. And when you said you were coming back i was trying to build a nether portal in a secret cave i dug out in a protruding hill to make an invis pot so i could stalk you better but then i realized i didnt even have the right mats to make an invis. So i gave up and lied saying i had been digging for coal in the villages mines, i was actually so scared at that part when you said to just take coal from the furnace, okay but the part where i didnt want to take that was half real okay. Thats furnace coal i need different coal for torches alright. And the red wool block was purposefully put too, and that goddamn creeper. god i was so fucking scared my plan was gonna get exposed because of that. Thankfully it didnt and you even didnt question me moving the smoker! Which i even had a good reason to because the smoker was too far away and that im a butcher and always cook food so i moved it so it was closer. What if i told you my habit of killing a lot of animals was also planted? I made you get used to me killing so i have too much food and always cook it just so me moving the smoker wouldn't seem suspicious? Okay no this ones a bluff i just thought it would be funny to add on while im writing this, anyways uhmm what then. Oh yeah! We swap!odyssey duod it! I stuttered a bit during swap wifies line but it okay we joy! Also i really need a mic i sound really bad omg- okay sorry uhh what else then oh yeah you book about how i wifies irl and you died dide and dode and said are you really wifies if im your duo dude that got me giggling because i only know wifies behavior off of YOU. I NEVER EVEN WATCHED AN OUNCE OF PARROT POV IM THE NO.1 WEMMBU POV LOVER
And then we continue trying to breed minecrafts fasts horse... I forgot about the null horn we found stop blowing on that shit im gonna play c418 - 13 disc on you if you keep doing that AND GET OFF THAT HORSE YOURE NOT FUCKING LETUUCEK THATS SUPPOSED TO BE MEEE
Lettuce: k
Jaden: man
Kuro: HE SAID THE LINE
Jaden!Saiha: burger
Kuro: yo that sounds really good wait no i ate burger 2 days ago
Jaden!Saiha: whatever you're thinking, ive already thunk it.
Kuro: yeah go bang the caves or whatever
I probably made you more cautious of what i do now, watch out kuronyan! Ill pull more references on you! Everything in this serveris scripted jumperwho truman show style. also throw back to when we first met and you noticing my sleeping schedule, and this is now me paying you back! Its me noticing every single behavior and habit of yours so i can orchestrate this almost perfect plan of surprising you with odyssey duo and my miscalculation was my scroll wheel while wifies was that parrot still cared get it get it ahheah wait no dont go stop hey im sorry come back MAMA😭😭😭
Idc that my paying you back is like. 10x more than you noticing my sleeping schedule. Its still me paying you back! Moe moe kyunn (. ❛ ▿ ❛.)
You said something. About me and wifies thats all i remember i have no clue what you said but you ssid something. You better tell me when you wake up after i finish writing this entry
Okay thats all i remember this is the longest entry ever. Even longer than my bday entry. Xav i wish you joined but i hope you had fun in re8 and me and kuronyan will join you next time now i have finished my plan of torture
I was gonna write more but the memories slipped away from my head! What the hell!
Spyder/Xav my gluttonyduo!! thank you for making that clay rejoicin head and when i said i held in a scream when you made that for me i meant it... It was like almost 1 am? and my mum was mad LOL OH AND KUROS DUMB PARROT DOODLE THAT YOU TURNED INTO CLAY AS WELL PLEASE IM SO PARENTAL TOWARDS IT SQUISH IT NOW
I like how its always us two who end up as beasts when we play ftf 10p... Like hello!! Yes thats my duo thank you game!!
Our duo name came from us being fat fucks in ftf when i camped you so you could eat ice cream while i ate my wafer rolls... #gluttonyduo
The way kuro and shan kept trying to save you dude like bro (why am i flamefrags) made me laugh a lot like let gluttonyduo be gluttonous PLEASE!!!
Thank you for being very sooo nice to me and being mean to kuro okay okay yes i saiha love you that do yes and i rock pet saiha yes kill kuro yes cookie monster dough
We got matching laptop conditions bruh wth😂😂
1/4/26
And like dude idk but when you call out to me it makes me happy cause in my head we haven't bonded as close as i had with kuro so you paying some attention to me instead of solely just kuro because youve known her for longer makes me happy like yes hi hello hi spyder yes spyder thankyou i love you for that🥹
Im too used to being ignored bruh thank god i got better friends (aka you two💜)
3/4/26
Your eggychan is adorbs okay bro? Okay idc if you dont like it i love it alright cosplays are insanely good like kuros like bro also who cares if its gonna rot in your saves... continue it when you want to bro!!
Also thank you for saving my bum ass like 30 times in tft earlier
Also your duo with bubbles are peak alright bro alright bubbles seems like a cool guy just wanted to glaze a bit okay? okay
5/4/26
Thanks for staying with me while i made my theo cosplay dude love you too okay? /p (≧▽≦)
Just leave re0 remake for later okay bro...? Take a break... Its been.... 7 hours...
Dude i love ur music tastes a lot that shit was such a vibe
This was with kuro as well but i genuinely dont fucking remember how it went and as im writing this its 1am and im watching the new DaD stream with kuro with a very overheated laptop
7/4/26
Brodychacho skip re0 and lets go to re1 okay...? You dont have to play that ragebait simulator... you lowkey brought my interest to re back after i left it for like. 2 years. And thank you for giving me your playlist okay...? Okay... I found the song i was yearning for from the last play... You were right it was someday by two door cinema and i forgot to log for yesterday so ill just put it in this one thank you for drawing dovestar at a tea party i fucking love that bro theyre so cute🥹🥹
"Do you like the tea rejoice?
•w•
Yes rejoice I'm glad you noticed!
•w•
Hmm yes maybe we should mace everyone together after tea
•w•
Daawww"
ill finish that spyder art okay...? How many okays have i said in this one log... Oh my nya i need to stop saying okay...
8/4/26
AHJSAHFSA BANGBANGBANG AND GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU CLONESHIP!!! YOU MADE SOMCUH OF ME HOLYSHIT BRO WELOOK SO GOODD!!! GOD FUCK!!!! LOOK AT US BRORO WE SO MOE
dude we lowkey accidentally did a double whammy on kuro today. i made an odyssey rentry for kuro and you made us all animations.... kuros dead... you're next probably.... im killing hallwaytrio one by one.... and then killing myself.... wait no you two already killed me with dovestar... yabadabaa.....
9/4/26
What kind of fucking rentry is this, xav?
Yes holy crossover and a peak one at that. We are leon and bu.
And goddamn freaking... K*ro. how dare she call you a two faced cunt and a parasite? ???Tsk ts ktsk. Youre only two faced when it comes to HER. Never to lil ol me.... Yes let us frolick through the field of sunflowers and dandelions! I would say dovestar style but me and kuro are dovestar so. Uhh torchflower style! Yes just without the angst okay
You finally eviled your resident bro... I think you did. At least.
We don't have enough moments together dude... Im still a bit shy around you but i like you dude!! You're a fun guy!!
i might be misinterpreting our friendship a lil cause i sometimes see my frienships with people to be closer than they actually are so if you have a problem with anything i do give me a heads up okay?okay! (He saw this and said it was okay because i was chill and nice and chill im so chill i think thats a flamingo reference i forgot)
Hallwaytrio moments!!
30/3/26
Gluttonyduo coming into existence in ftf and just a fun time in ftf... And uh. What was that game that had spyder as baldi and i had to solve his math
1/4/26
Dude we were 10 minutes into dawtde and it turned into a fucking 5 hour call where we didnt even watch dawtde. We ended up doing a fucking room tour, showing our old laptops, look through mcyt merch and doom scrolled twt. Spyder we've affected your attention span im deeply sorry twin. There were so many certain moments in that call i remember laughing a lot but not what i laughed at. I'll write them fully once i remember.
2/4/26
whatever wifies and schpood yaoi that happened while i was zam in seishun... papa why would you like this guy papa 5 hour slowburn roleplay just for you to compliment a hair
9/4/26
spyder: It's really lonely... Westhelm doesn't feel like home anymore.
schpood probably: pulls up im bringing sexy back
I think owo6: japans birthrates are declining... Just like my will to live...
wemmbu: this is the unstable smp, and today, its my task to make it stable.
parrot: bro no, what? That's my job, im the king.
Newkids: what the fuck is UU doing here
Lettuce: k
Boosfer: ppppPEASANT
Saparata: who invited this guy?
Thomas5200: saps im in love with you
Fluixon: what the fuck im wemmbu?
Wemmbu: holy shit im flux.
Funneh: hey krewfam!
Saiha: holy shit is that itsfunneh
Kuro: no boundary breaks saiha
Xav: what the fuck
I think hallwaytrio has lost the plot. Was there even a plot. Could you tell which of us actually finished state.
This triangle situationship is so not... Anyway lets threeway kiss pocky style and then cannibalize kuro
Why the fuck was law trio detaining the whole krew? What universe is this.
And then Dovestar gluttonyduo gets haunted by disgusting mesh head eggychan kuro at 1 am (what happens next is SHOCKING. (Rejoice died.(Xav had to go😢😢))) so many brackets oh my god
Dude in the end we never picked a pfp to change to and a status to match are we cooked or grilled?
10/4/26
hallwaytrio ft. rinrin plays mimic.... also known as the polyfies (uufies clonefies and evilfies) and parrot...
my wifi was so ass there was no floor. i was mitski. the whole fucking like. 2 hours? ish. we played. while having my whole family bloodline in my living room. what the fuck.
i was raised in a broken and abusive parkinglot...
bitch. this tire is cold.
and then we all took like. 30 fucking quizzes? me and rinrin are all vampires... in every universe... and hes also flux in every universe hefha. its okay rinrin im sidefall
xav and rinrin being enemies to lovers is ironic as fuck you two hate enemies to lovers bruh😂😂
we did ts for like 2 hours straight
11/4/26
ON EVERYONES MOMMA HALLWAYTRIO IS HAVING A SKATEBOARD DATE ALRIGHT also no kuro we're not doing this skateboard asian style with xav on our heads. me and him are gonna be the only ones riding the skateboard and youre gonna be on a tiny little gerobak behind us okay?💜💜 and yes we're threeway kissing in shiptalk! Hallwaytrio (Video Blogging RPF) tag when
also no kuro i dont want a high tung tung toy for my birthday.
kuro: its okay spyder we're here for you
clone!saiha: yes nyader you will be okay yes? Yes
spyder: thank you sainya and kuronya...
carsicksaiha: yues we'er here foryou spyder see we're real
overheatedkuro: TRUE DAT!
also i really like how it started with kuronyan calling me by that nickname and spyder started as well like. its so fricking cute bro like yes! thats me! im sainya!! thats me!!!!
wait am i even saiha? i might just be theo. potato. dont sigh at me. im sorry. youre making me sad imgonna cry😢😢 ue ueufe ueueur uwauweu uueua uua😢😢😢
12/4/26
The creation of marriage counseling quartet. No its not a weird fucking name youre weird? Anyway made because me and kuro are a failing marriage and are maybe in the brink of divorce and rinrin and spyder are our marriage counselors and im having an affair with spyder
Whats the lore? Dont know it ran away like how kyou tibby xan and uhh i forgot who else ran from the family
AND TRADE PLACES WITH ME AND YMI I NEED TO GET TO ISLAND 1PLEASEE HALLWAYTRIO CANT BE SEPARATED LIKE THIS MELAN PELLALSE😭😭
13/4/26
Hallwaytrio date logs...
Skateboard date...ice cream after skateboarding date...me and spyder cafe date and kuro in the arctic date... Did i miss any.... Also can Breathe by Malcolm Todd be our theme song i always think of the lyric "i got two best friends in a hotel suite" a lot of us i dont know why plus i really love the beat to the song and we three listen to it and we love Malcolm Todd please papa please oh please papa yabadaba
16/4/26
hallwaytrio in cyns server.... died... our devices...are...shit.... in loving memory of... hallwaytrio... the hallway...became open... and was rowdy...
hallwaytrio... rebirth...
17/4/26
hey. wait. why are we dnf. wait. why is spyder sapnap? WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DREAMTEAM WHEN DID HALLWAYTRIO TURN INTO TS??? MELLO GET THIS FUCKING NAME HCANGES OFF OF US WHATF ETHFUCK
also us talking about how we imagine the call was when we're silent (i found it really adorable i need to add this okay)
i saw us under a tree shade leaning against each other on a sunny day making flower crowns with a swing hanging by a branch on the tree we're under
kuro and spyder seeing us as leaning our head against one anothers shoulders on a train ride while sharing earbuds
hallwaytrio is so fweakin cute and that specific part that spyder said about us just being around each other's presence in silent understanding made me smile a lot like yes spyder! That is us!
18/4/26
We played for 5 hours im writing in call on the 19th because im a bum and i dont remmeber ehat else other than geeking out over how dumb luther looked in one scene and markus and north kissing
I MET FREI WOOHOOOOO
Parrotx2: say abc if you're canadian
Frei: raises hand
Saiha: you're supposed to say abc
Frei: wait
Kuro: boiii whatchu say about wifies😂😂
Ririn: guys look, it's dovestar duo!
Saiha: hangs
Xav: locked in androids vs geeked out humans
Why the fuck are imperial fire directors and mane's i dont even know anymore what universe have we fallen to I'm too larped for this UU shit im OUT
19/4/26
We played avatar catalog for 10 hours. What the fuck is wrong with us? Are we sane? Are we alive? Okay but genuinely i had such a fun time i laughed way too fucking hard at that parrot and connor from fucking dbh duking it out oh my god eternal duo stop this sun az and rinrin think im dying and im surprised im not dying ibhate and love you guys for yhat you fucking fucks im jinja killing you
Abusive relationship part uhm 34? OHMYGOD WAIT I THEVOART WHERE I CALLED XAV MY KID BUT THEN I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS GUY IS MY GODDAMN MARRIAGE COUNSELOR ALONGSIDE RINRIN AND HES ALSO MY AFFAIR PARTNER KURO STOP NO THIS ISNT INCEST SPECIFICALLY CONNOR XAV IS MY KID AND NON CONNOR XAV IS MY AFFAIR PARTNER WAIT NO SCRATCH THAT I JUST ADMITTED IM HAVING AN AFFAIR WAIT THAT MEANS YOULL DIVORCE ME AND ILL BE FREE PLEASE DIVORCE ME OHMYGID RINRINN
Kuro: rinrin you hold my hand, spyder you hold my head, saiha you hold my body
Saiha: how the fuck do i do that
Kuro: my torso. Like that iceberg hug
Saiha: german suplex?
Saiha: oh wait you meant titanic
Kuro: WHAT THE FUCJ RINRIN HES ABUSING ME😭😭
20/4/26
We're never playing deadrails together ever again. Eternal duo is being toxic. Shan's dead. Rinrin is tired of taking care of us children. Im being forced to dance and dragged around by xan. This is a nightmare. Kuro stop playing with xavs dead body thatd necrophilia
Cynzora is so fucking toxic are we sure yoy guys are okay
What else happened uhh uhh uhhh I forgot
21/4/26
Kuro: Thank you for being the victim of my shallow frottage
Saiha: im logging this
Kuro: WIATNIFUCK
I am naawwtt rereading what happened on this day dawg #imabum😂✌️✌️
22/4/26
Hallwaytrio lore drop. Me and xav brooe up. Tears down my gluttony duo eyes. Kuro is dying and i need to stop dying so she can help menplan my revenge arc on xav so i can double suicide with him dazai osamu style im writing this lofe from catalog avatar
My throat hurts from laughing kuros throat is bleeding xav doesn't want anything to do with me anymore
Me and kuro cloneship make out and uhm whesker? I forgot who you were cosplaying xav. Sorry for being the victim of our shallow yaouri slop okay i need to stop
Anyway thank you for helping me choose what to buy for my eggy cosplay and being vey nice and kind to me im not gonna log what it is causewi wanna keep that private yes but i sehr happy!
We YES WE will be witnessing eggychan with makeup and blue lipstick just you wait OHNYGOD I FORGIT TO DECORATE MY COPYCATDUO ITABAG THAT WAS MY SEXOND REASON OF OPENING MY CAMERA IM ACTUALLY SO WASHED SLIME ME OUT
25/4/26
Tomodachi life... For...10 hours... Okay but can tomodachi stop trying to make parfies happen. Hey odyssey duo stop that. This is supposed to be cloneship parrot stop falling in love we're sliming you out
Daawww dovestar duo daaww theyre blowing bubbles with eachother daawww im gonna hang myself aawww look at rejoice sunbathing he so sunflower i need to buy a gun and shoot myself rejoice is so freakin cute and parrot in a durag... Uhm idk how i should feel about that. Anyway daww look at rejoice hes so joy hes modeling yes rejoice!!
26/4/26
Why the fuck are there over 1k messages on this day jesus okay uhm OH MY GOD THIS ISUTHE DAY WHERE I WOKE UP AND YOU GUYS STARTED FUCKING CALLING ME SUKUNA IM JINJA KILLING MYSELF I WANTED TO RIP OUT MY VOCAL CORDS SO BAD I HATE YOU GUYS SOKMUCH
Odyssey duo this kuro😂😂✌️
Xav: saiha are you available
Saiha: yes...okay that just sounds like im single and ready to mingle
Kuro: ...Are you?
I odnt think much happened i was busy trying to find out how to crimp my eggy wig and there was karaoke in the server but i was too locked in sorry guys
27/4/26
Cloneship and fortnite meet up....? Hey... Can dovestar come in too... Even though they duo... Please... And hank and connors there i guess xav dont slime me
Saiha: I really like how purple i am even though my favorite color is blue #isthisguycolorblind?
Kuro: You're so colorblind im falling deeper in love
Saiha: What does that have to do with colors
Xav: Can you taste colors? Can you hear colors?
Saiha: Can you fuck colors? Asking for a friend btw
Xav: ????????
Okay i just wrote like 5 logs at the same time m so behind bro
Also my crimper exploded uhm W saiha?
And i skipped my meds for 2 days because i need to get through wig crimping. ANOTHER SAIHA W😳😳
8/5/26
hallwaytrio reunion... i had been having horrible headaches back to back bro but its okay now cuz i got ibuprofen
we. uh. fuck what did we do again. think saiha think... THINK.... GOD FUCK...!!!
oh yeah we blocktales! ive been meaning to play it and we barely did shit lowk but its okay because i saw glorious mr mystery guy and kuro was cosplaying minemanner ououohhh minemanner🤤🤤 god i love you minemanner and driver was there too and chud eggychan i love being eggy have i ever logged on here that im making an eggy cosplay irl? youll probably find me on tt or twt if i do end up posting it. i usually dont like posting about myself but like i feel really pretty cs im pretty and pretty and i have a big ego and its the only thing motivating me for this cosplay oh and i wasted 100$ on merch or also known as 1.8m IDR in my currency (. ❛ ▿ ❛.) i heart money! wait this is supposed to be about hallwaytrio my bad i got carried away
anyway yes! blocktales happy wait no not happy why the fuck did they change the mech for dynamite and the calling cards? ON MY MOMMA YOU WILL NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER SEE ME CALL CRUEL KING AND GRIEFER BLACKROCK KING AND BRAD IVE BEEN IN THIS FUCKING FANDOM SINCE 2024 I REFUSE TO CONFORM TO THE NEW STANDARD FUCK YOU AND YOUR NEW NAMES IM DEADNAMING YOU TWO😂😂✌
17/5/26
Havent been able to update in a while since ive been busy with cf and my studies...
I almost spiralled today and kuronyan said that she saw a cat that reminded her of me because it kept pawing at her leg, that made me smile a lot and lifted up my mood greatly thank you again kuro
Kuro: This is life's most nonchalant bird, and today. Im going to be petting it.
Xav: chirp.
Saiha: nya
Okay but that bird is so nonchalant tho its so xavcore wait xav are you the nonchalant mafia xavshackleswagg? Oh my god.
Anyway thank you two for like listening to my somewhat rant? on my mental state last night, i dont talk about my disorders a lot but they do genuinely affect me a lot with how i act, im really conscious of what i do and why i do it
Thank you both for being so understanding, this is more of a appreciation entry but still it made me happy
24/5/26
Gluttonyduo screaming counter in re7: 4
Re7 1 Gluttony duo 0😢😢
Then we final that fantasy... Blue hair with pronouns...this action will have consequences nyader😂😂
Then we hc eachother as animals... Kuronyan is sehr kyute cat or bunny.. i dont care if youre gonna blind me if i hold you over the shoulder ill let you do it because its you, nyader would aurafarm on the shoulder lowkey. Im. A ferret apparently? Guys give me more hc also kuroro why did you say arctic monkey instead of red butt monkey...? You truly break my heart.. OH WAIT I FORGIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ THAT JAPANESE THING IN A MEOWBAH VOICE OHMYGOD AND YOU SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT ME NOT BEING DERAPCHU? I DONT EVEN REMMEBER WHAT I SAID TO MAKE YOU RESPOND WITH THAT.
IM NOT LOVEBOMBING YOU NO YOURE GUILT TRIPPING ME STOP THAT I DONT WANNA DO THAT MAMA YOURE GUILTTIEPOING STOP SYAING IM LOVEBOMBINGSTO JESUS ILL FUCKING DO IT LATER OKAY. STOP GUILTIRPOING ME MY LOVE IS REAL I PROMISE DUO PINKY PROMISE PROMISE IT IS PLEASE STOP AYAING THIS YOURE HURTING ME
and then... We.. dating sim...saihasona was born... Im blonde? And tan? Am i ymi genderbend? WAIT NO IM HVYROTATION NOT YMI WHY DIDNT WE THINK OF HIM I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE ROTATION
I fell asleep at nyaders part of the dating sim. Gulp. Im sowwy nyader...nyavier... actually no screw that im not sorry you didnt want to shit and hold hands together in our totally real and built bloxburg house with me and kuronyan in our narrow hallway FUCK YOU
Saiha: asking cs if u didnt want 2 shit w us idk if u wanna die w us ykwim ://
Kuro:...i loathe you.
Saiha: whatever go bang your m/s:6-7
Kuro: TYOURUE DEAD YTORUE DEAD YORUE DEAD YTOURE DEADS
Xav: ????
Kuro: ^ I need to poopie
Saiha: am i transgender enough
We genuinely need to write a quote book. I love joking around with you guys smiles warmly okay im writing this at 8 before my pe exam i need to lock the fuck in??
27/5/26
We watched the spoke vid a tad bit late because. We all busy. Anyway kuronyan needed to cope and started playing kicau mania and dude the fucking beat drop when devious duos started fighting. GODDAMN TIKI TIKI AND WHATEVER THAT PHONK SONG WAS THEN TSUNDERE??? ALL OF THEM WERE SO FITTING AND WE DIDNT EVEN FOCUS ON THE VIDEO AND JUST STARTED FUCKING DYING OVER THE FACT THE CROWN WAS JUMPING ON BEAT WITH KICAU MANIA 😭😭
Wait wracks my head to remember what else happened... OH YEAH i forgot i was supposed to log doll hallwaytrio anyway dollfies dollshambo amd dollcin (wifies, ro, and rejoice) we are so adorable omg- look at my natural aegyo-
Kuro: aegyos
Saiha: whats the japanese version of aegyo
Kuro: ..moe.
Saiha: im killing mysef im a fake moemaxxer
I forgot what else.... Hmm... We catalog avatar for like... 3 hours just making fits me thinks... Me and kuronyan being paralysis duo... Dude tsftlt actually is so peak i wish i watched that sooner yes kuroro we are paralysis duo we are every duo your planet is so adorable OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED YOU LYING TO XIAN STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH NOW BECAUSE I CANT TALK YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIEIEEE XIAN DONT BEKIEVE HER SHES LYING😭😭😭 THIS IS ABUSIVE YOURE GASLIGHTING ME AND XIAN AND THAT DEADBEAT TEENAGER IN TGE SIDELINES SORRY NOT MUCH SO SORRY FOR THE STRAY KAZU
Your planet gives me hella cuteness aggression... Boii stop being so moe im jinja killing you
Then corrupt coming in and giving me dovestar duo short stories... Mama hold my hand mama i can't handle this anyway i did not end up having a mental breakdowm about rejoice last night so i guess youre safe for now corrupt. You still are my 2nd reason. Kuronyan is my first. You always gotta be no 1 in everything kuroro... fucking bitch...
Then small attention duo rant about ooc stuff... I think? Dude i love whenever we both rant on shit idk being with you is always fun, same with you nyader but you were asleep... You so bebeh OH YEAH I FORGOT TO QUOTE THIS
I just looked at chat this was at 17/5/26 am i actually turning old chat do i have dementia im. Okay whatever. Ill log this here.
Xav: iIT AY
Kuro: baby's first toothing❤️❤️❤️❤️
Saiha: grew his first tooth💜💜
Kuro: his first career is to be a rapper❤️❤️❤️ love his little "AY"
Xav: thuro👶
Kuro: HE SAID MY NAME HE SAID MY NAME DIRST IM MAMA
Xav: thaiha👶
Saiha: never say my name until youre able to pronounce your es'es your thaiha made me think of tai and i hate tai dni until youre at least 3 years old and can pronounce your es'es
Kuro: IMCIRNE
I might not be the biggest fan of tai guys idk. And then last night i was strengthrejoicemaxxing at corrupt when he kept saying joys last words
More quotes i really like quoting im not sorry
Kuro: lowkey we can like sacrifice imperial fire to eid al adha
Saiha: but they're both demons? Not goats?
Kuro: lie to the ustad and say they're goats then.
OH MAMA AND LIKE 2 DAYS BEFORE THIS WHEN YOU CALLED ME A CREATURE oouhh you make me feel so much loovvee💜💜💜💜 yes im an alien that gains sentience everyday and get you invested in everyday💜💜💜 yes you can discet me to figure out how this brain of mine works💜💜💜 yes kuronyan whatever you say kuronyan💜💜💜💜
Anyway i loved today like every other day even though i was mostly silent sorry mama and papa my hwead was huwting
I also really need to note down key moments i always do these logs after the day has ended and i end up forgetting what even happened and have to edit this 3 times when i do remember #saihamightbedementic
I UPDATE WHEN SOMETHING FUN HAPPENS!! OR JUST LIKE MOMENTS THAT MADE ME HAPPY!!!!! I LIKE LOGGING STUFF BECAUSE MY MEMORY SUCKS GENUINE ASS!!!