Hello, my dear reader. You might be wondering what you are doing here. Well, let me tell you a story.
A story of how the smallest things can cause huge terrible consequences.
It all happened 3 months ago. My best online friend Carlos came to my house since his family had just moved out to my neighborhood, and we had never met IRL. His parents went out for dinner for their anniversary and my parents went to my aunt’s country.
I ordered some food since I wasn’t feeling in the mood for cooking. Carlos brought his computer to show me his games and videos. He had a small channel with 400 subs where he uploaded gameplays and movie reviews.
When the food arrived, we sat in the living room and Carlos put a movie on his computer to watch. We were discussing a lot of things. He had met a girl recently but didn’t have the guts to ask her out for a date. I wasn't much into dating so I didn't knew of any advice to give him.
After dinner, he went to Twitter and scrolled through several accounts, until he came across something that pissed him off.
It was fanart of MX, a creature from a game called Mario 85, holding a Palestine flagpole.
“Can you believe this shit, Rebecca?” he told me showing the tweet
“It’s just some art dude, I don’t see the big deal” I said.
“Bro, why would the MONSTER TRYING TO KILL A KID support KIDS THAT ARE DYING? Fuck these dumbfucks, i’m going to make something funny real quick.” he said, as he grabbed his laptop and ran to my bedroom, closing the door. I just laid on the sofa, waiting for whatever he was doing.
After some time, I got a notification on my phone. It was Carlos, and he had retweeted that post from earlier with something… rather offensive...
I could hear Carlos in his room, laughing. I honestly didn’t find this funny and thought he could get in trouble if he kept doing it, but I didn’t give enough of a shit to say something to him.
He got out of the room, still laughing, when someone called him. When he was speaking, his expression changed. He looked horrified. After that, he fell on the floor and started crying.
He told me his parents were caught up in an explosion while they were eating in a McDonalds.
I felt bad for him at that moment. I wanted to comfort him, but he shut himself in the bedroom again.
I knocked the door, trying to get in, but he shouted at me and told me to leave him alone, and so I did.
I was walking around in circles in the living room, thinking on what to do, but nothing came to my mind, when I heard a loud scream. It was Carlos, and that almost gave me a heart attack.
I ran upstairs and tried to open the door, but it was still locked. My only choice was brute force, so I barged into the door multiple times, until I broke it down and got into the room.
I looked around for clues, when I saw the door open.
“Wait… If someone aside from Carlos was here… how did they got through the window from outside?” I questioned myself when I smelled something weird, and looked down.
To my horror, they were blood stains.
I quickly went out of the room and called the police, when I heard another scream, this time from outside. I got out of my house and saw some smoke.
I ran in that direction and what I saw horrified me.
Carlos' house was on fire.
I couldn't believe all of this was happening. I tried to call the firefighters but someone knocked me in the head and I passed out.
I woke up in a strange room. The tiles were black with a shade of red, and there were only two doors. I tried opening one but it was locked, so I opened the second one, and it led me to a hallway.
I wondered where I was when I tried looking for my phone, but it was gone. After a while I reached another hallway, and there was a window, where I could see multiple people working on computers and… Drawing pads?
Some of them looked exhausted, others looked like they hadn’t slept for days. I knocked on the glass, but no one noticed me. I also tried opening up the door, but it needed a card. I could only go straight, until I reached a door with a strange symbol. I opened it and what I saw marked me for life.
Carlos was chained to a wall, with bruises on his face, and his legs were cut off.
“Carlos… What happened to you?” I said as I ran to him, trying to set him free from the chains.
“Rebecca, you must get away before they-” He couldn’t finish that sentence, because someone entered the room. Two people actually.
One was a fat teenager, with a Mario T-shirt and greasy pants, the other was an ugly fuck with alot of makeup, a girl’s wig and a cyan dress.
“Look what we have here, a pair of very bad kids” said the fat guy.
“Who are you and what do you want from us?” I demanded.
“Oh, isn’t it obvious? You should know by now what you have done…” the “clown” said.
“Stop being so vague and tell us already!” Carlos began to shout.
“If you insist…” the fat guy said. “Before any introductions… You really thought THOSE edits were funny?”
“What edits? What do you mean?” said Carlos, confused.
“Oh don’t play dumb, we saw how you edited that fanart with your TWISTED ideas” he shouted.
“Oh, you mean that MX shit? Heh, I don’t get why you should be mad abo- Oh shit, don’t tell me you are…
“Indeed… I am FrazzDude” said the fat guy.
“And I’m Razz, but you can call me Scarlet” said the clown. “It’s honestly sad that you thought that was funny. MX may be a cruel monster, but he would NEVER be against the allies or the poor children”
“You should be ASHAMED of yourself…” said Frazz, as he pulled out a bag from McDonalds and began eating some fries.
“Wait… is that.. Food from McDonalds? Seriously?” I said, shocked. “Weren’t you guys against it since they funded Palestine’s genocide?”
“Oh please, don’t get me wrong, I could care less of what happens to those sandniggers, but at the same time I NEED to keep my reputation intact, so they can’t see me purchase there. However, I can’t resist a good Big Mac, so I have to resort to… extreme measures…" Frazz said, as he shoved more fries into his fat mouth.
“What do you mean by that?” Carlos asked.
“Have you heard of… “The McSnatchers”?” asked Razz.
“The McWhat?” I said, confused.
“Oh, my father told me about them. They have been stealing food and orders from McDonalds’ establishments since December. He has tried to catch them several times, but he never succeeded. Seems that we found his leader today” he said, looking angrily at FrazzDude.
“Bingo! I couldn’t sneak into the establishments myself, because of my… perfect body…, so I set several of my slav- I mean friends to go steal in the establishments. We got an explosive jackpot this night, killing two birds with one stone” he said, laughing…
“Oh god… IT WAS YOU!” Carlos screamed in fury.
“You got it right again! After we saw what you did, we knew justice had to be taken, so what other choice but to make YOU suffer? We discovered your parents were going to eat at that ZIONIST restaurant, so we poured gasoline without everyone noticing, stole everything we could and set that place on fire! It was a barbecue of screams and agony!” Razz said, laughing like a psychopath.
I looked at Carlos, tears running through his face. I was going to say something when he broke down.
“YOU FUCKING SELFISH FAGGOTS, I’LL NEVER FORGIVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE! YOU, FRAZZDUDE, I HOPE ONE DAY DIABETES GETS YOU AND NO ONE HAVE TO STAND YOUR STENCH! AND YOU RAZZ, YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MUTILATE YOUR GENITALS! GHRAAHHHHHHHHHHH”
There was silence after that. I didn’t know what to say, and the other two were perplexed.
Razz broke the silence, laughing like a maniac.
“YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, UGLY TROON?!” Carlos screamed at him.
“Oh my dear Carlos, you were right about one singular thing. As much as it is hard to admit it, any mutilation to my body won’t make me a true woman. That's why we got YOU!” he said, pointing at me.
“Her? What does she have anything to do with all of this? I’m the guy whose life you ruined!” demanded Carlos.
“Don’t you see? She has all I need. A fresh, pure vagina and some pair of good tits. After our highest score, we went to kidnap you, and found out YOU also were with him as well, and since I couldn’t waste my chance to obtain true beauty, I decided to take you with us…” Razz explained.
“No.. There's more… Tell me… TELL ME THE REAL REASON!” I demanded both.
“Alright… guess that you deserve the truth… Have you wondered why we had been remaking 1-1 for several years?” Frazz asked
“Clout?” Carlos said
“Lack of skills?” I said
“Both are wrong… You see, when I was young, no one cared for me. Even if I tried my best, my work went unrecognized. That’s when I found out about the Vs Sonic.exe announcement, and remembered how many exe games I used to play. So I had the idea of making my own! That’s how MX was born… My perfect creation… Over the past weeks, people praised it, even more after his appearance in other Fnf mods… You can guess what happened then… But I realized… If I finished the game, then, all the popularity, the recognition… It would fade away… Also, I couldn’t carry on for longer… So that’s why I decided that there would be no more progress anymore, and now the game would focus solely on 1-1, and who better to take the mantle than Razz herself? I trust her and know she will keep the legacy as long as she lives!” Frazzdude explained.
“That was fucking retarded, aside from your gay ass backstory, why would anyone wait several years for 1-1 again?” asked Carlos.
“Who said it only had to be 1-1? We can bribe those idiots with new music, new mechanics, new everything! After all, they would eat up anything we pull like some bunch of piggies! WE WILL TAKE DOWN ANYONE THAT TRY TO BE BETTER THAN US! HILLHOPPER PRODUCTIONS SHALL REIGN ABOVE ALL!” exclaimed Razz.
“Not if I have anything to say about it!” I said, running into Scarlet, but Frazz got in the way and blocked my punch with his belly.
I was trying to pull it out but it was stuck, it felt like I was being sucked into his fat mass of a blob. He suddenly pushed me out, grabbed my arm and slammed me into the floor. Before I could get up, he sat on me, crushing my body with his fat ass…
“Be sure not to kill her, I need her alive for the next experiment” Razz said, walking into Carlos. “As for you, you are going to pay for what you’ve done”
Razz pulled out a gun, pointing at his head.
“I just need to pull the trigger, and your brains will be history” said the monster.
“N-no please s-stop…” I was trying to speak, but AssDude was making it hard.
“Don’t worry about him, he will be joining his family soon :)” Razz said, and as he was about to pull the trigger…
Someone went crashing down the ceiling. That thing pushed Razz away, and somehow healed Carlos, while breaking his chains.
Frazzdude got up, surprised by what happened.
“Who the fuck are you?” he said, looking at the strange figure.
“Don’t you recognize me? It’s me…” it said, and as it turned around, it was none other than…
Sarah Henderson, from the Needlemouse series.
“What the hell? How is this happening?” Razz said, confused.
“There’s no time for explanations, we need to take you down before you can harm anyone else!” Sarah proclaimed.
“Oh, you think just because it’s 3v2 you’ll have the victory guaranteed? HAHAHA” Frazz laughed, clapping his hands, which made several people with Mario masks enter the room.
“Make sure not to break many bones, I need the girl in the best state possible” Razz said, pointing at me.
“Huh, guess it’s the 3 of us against you all right?” Carlos said.
“Indeed it is, my dear friend. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!” I said, and we ran into the henchmen.
The battle started. Carlos was kicking them around, while I sliced them with my swiss blade. Sarah turned into her needlemouse form, brutally killing them. I was trying to reach Frazz and Razz, but the henchmen kept standing in my way.
“Why don’t you ask a surgeon for a fake pussy and a pair of meat sacks? You don’t even have a medic license!” said Carlos to Razz.
“Nigga, are you retarded? The doctors won’t be able to cure THIS!” he said, lifting up the dress, revealing a rotten, mutilated dick. There still was dried blood on that shit.
I puked out at the sight of that and I didn’t notice a henchman shooting at me. Luckily Sarah pushed me away and spindashed that fucker, splitting him in half.
“See now? That’s what I need your body, I will never be a real woman no matter the changes I do to my body. But if I change it with you, my dream will come true!” Razz proclaimed.
“That will never happen, as long as we stand still!” said Carlos.
“Oh, you guys think you can beat us all?” said Frazz, mockingly.
“Well, we already defeated your army, so you don’t have a chance” I said.
They looked around and saw a pile of dead henchmen, and got an angry expression on their faces.
“It doesn’t matter, I’ll fucking kill you, kid!” Razz said, running into Carlos.
“Bring it on, cunt!” Carlos said in response, and the two began fighting.
They were equal in power, but Razz was way stronger.
Carlos was struggling with the fight when we heard a voice talk to us, but we looked around and no one was talking.
"It's me, Sarah! I'm talking through telepathy" she explained. "I'm going to charge my special attack, I just need you guys to hold on a moment and when I give the signal, Carlos will grab Razz and I'll strike him!"
"Alright!" Carlos and I said. Razz and Frazz noticed Sarah putting her hand on her back, so they tried to stop her, but we stood on the way.
I couldn't deal any damage tn Frazz, so when he got distracted, I put my foot on his, making him trip and fall into the floor. He tried to get up, but due to his fat ass it was impossible. I sat on him to be sure.
"DO IT NOW!" Sarah screamed, as Carlos grabbed Razz by the arms. Frazz was trying to get up, but I stomped on his hands, making him scream of pain.
Razz punched Carlos on the stomach with his elbow, but it was too late.
Sarah blasted something at Razz, which turned out to be a rope. It went around Razz's neck, and he was trying to take it off. As it was making pressure on him, he screamed like a zombie, walking into us. Just before he got close, the rope attached itself into the ceiling, forming a noose, which dragged Razz up.
"-ACK!" That was the last thing Razz said, as he lost oxygen. He was now a corpse hanging from the noose, with his tongue out and his eyes looking up.
"NOOOOO" Frazz said, suddenly getting up and running into the corpse.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" he said, throwing a punch in our direction, but Sarah blocked it easily.
"You should've run when you got the chance..." Sarah said, releasing him and pulling a strange thing, which she ate.
Suddenly, her body started to change. She was gaining... Weight? What the fuck?
This took 20 seconds, until Sarah fully transformed. She was now chubbier than before.
"What... What did you do?! This is so disgusting..." Frazz said, with a green look on his face, as he puked. "This can't be... My only weakness... I feel so weak..."
"Don't worry, I'll make it quick..." Sarah said, as he walked towards him. He was going backwards, trying to escape from her, but he tripped over a dead henchman, falling into the floor once again.
"This ends NOW!" Sarah said, jumping very high, aiming her knee at Frazz's neck, and when she crashed into him...
A loud crack was heard. Frazz's head dropped dead. Finally, he was dealt with.
Sarah changed into her normal form and turned her head around, giving a thumbs up. We smiled in response, when suddenly...
"BANG!"
A bullet went straight through Sarah's head, sending chunks of brains flying away. Sarah fell into the floor.
"This will be your grave..." It was Frazz with a gun, and a broken vial next to him.
His eyes turned black and his body started to grow. We were paralyzed in fear, not knowing what to do.
Finally, his transformation was complete. He had turned into MX.
"Y-you must run..." Sarah said, as MX jumped high and stomped her, leaving a pool of blood and organs.
We tried to run into the exit, but MX grabbed me and threw me at the wall, breaking some of my bones.
I fell into the floor. I couldn't feel any of my limbs. I could only see how that monster grabbed Carlos and ripped him in half.
"WAHOOO" MX said, throwing his rests at me. With my last strength, I grabbed his cold, dead hand, bracing myself for the inevitable, when out of nowhere....
A familiar melody was heard. I saw how a green pipe emerged from the floor, and from it came...
Bowser, King of the Koopas.
"Bwah hah hah! Seems like you chumps are in need of some help!" he said, throwing several green mushrooms at me, Sarah and Carlos, which healed and revived us.
MX was roaring, as he tried to stomp Bowser, but with his fire breath he burned his foot.
"You don't expect me to do all the hard work, don't you?" he said, pulling 3 fire flowers, which we used and gave us fire powers.
Carlos immediately started blasting fireballs at MX, but it didn't make any effect. We attacked as well, but it was no use.
"If we want to get rid of this monster we need to attack all together!" Sarah sand, and we all charged a huge attack, blasting it at the same time, which set MX on fire.
He was screaming of pain, rolling on the floor, as he tried to set off the fire, but it was no use. He was burning like this for minutes until all that was left was a huge pile of ashes, which Carlos blew away.
"My parents have been avenged now" he said, with a serious look.
After that, everyone went back to their homes. No one ever found out about the big complot that was Hillhoper Productions, only us had that in our memories...
A few days later, a funeral was held for Carlos' parents. Everyone was devastated for this, but they didn't knew the reason of their death was way darker than they thought.
A week passed. Carlos had moved out to my house since he didn't had any parents nor a house to reside in. He was scrolling through Twitter when something scared him.
FrazzDude and RazzDazzleDoo were tweeting like nothing happened.