Kawaii Destroys Everything ch1

Who is the savior that has descended upon the ruined class...?

Quit screwing around, you bitch!!
Wah!
Woah!?
...Oh, it's just Class C.
Another day of lively classroom chaos~

Speaking of which, I hear the transfer student arriving today is in Class C.
So there's gonna be more crazy people!?
Probably.
But what if...

the transfer student was a reliable delinquent boss characcter... Wouldn't that be swell?
Eh?
"Mystery transfer student destroys the wild class' status quo!"
Something like that?
Seriously?

Sensei!
Listen to me practice my self-introduction!
Erm...
Hello, everyone in Class C!

My favorite food is apple jelly.
My favorite drink is warm tea.
I'm Hinakawa Hiyo!
Nice to meet you!
Looks like it's the transfer student who'll be getting destroyed.

That girl's gonna get shot right away, isn't she!?
They haven't gone that low...
I think...

Hey, new girl!
Feel free to come to our class to hang out any time!

E-Everyone, I have a transfer student to introduce to you.
Come on in, Hinakawa-san.
Okay!
Gotta be bright and cheerful!
Ah, but if this is one of those serious classes, that might be taking things too
light...ly...

Oh good! It has a freedom vibe going on!

Hello, everyone in Class C!
I'm Hinakawa Hiyo!
It's nice to meet you!!

...Ah!
My favorite food is apple jelly!
My favorite drink is warm tea!

...
Hi-
Hinakawa-sa...

I said it without biting my tongue.
Phew~
Howawa

Sensei!
Is my seat ready!?
Y-Yes, of course.
Yay!

Your seat is next to Yamakado-san...
Yamakado-san.
Where's Yamakado-san?

Yamakado-san~
Um... It's at the far back by the window...
Yamakado-san~

Yamakado-san~
Yamakado-san~
Yamakado-san~

Hey! Quit sqwauking people's names on repeat!
!?

I'll kill you.

I-I'm sorry...
Dying is bad...
...

...So, where's Yamakado-san...?

I'm Yamakado!!
Yamakado Yanagi!!
Eeh??

Don't eeh me! You should've figured it out from the context!
There was context!?
But I'm glad I found you, Yamakado-san.

Let's get along, neighbor...!

WHY!?

I was told my seat was next to you, Yamakado-san...
Pft.
You're like her mommy bird, Yanagi-chan.
Make sure to look after her like a good mommy, okay~?

Shut it,
Yuuki Yuyu.
You're so cute, Jiyo-chan~<3

Erm... Yuuki... Yuyu...san?
Just Yuyu is fine~
Aha<3
You're so small and cute~<3

Yuyu-san, you're...
like a granny.
Hm?

HM?
...A-Ah, no... That just slipped out!
What slipped out~?
Erm, erm, well y'see...

I've had a weak body since birth...
and was in hospital until just the other day.
For my last year, I moved from the pediatric ward
to a normal hospital.
There...

were a lot of grannies
who kept calling me cute every day for a whole year.
Hiyo-chan is our granddaughter<3
You reminded me of that... and it made me feel so relieved...
So it slipped out...

I was nervous since it's my first time going to school, so... I'm sorry...!
We're sorry that the school life you were waiting for ended up being in this class...

H-Hmm, I see.
Is that how you're able to pull off that kind of character even in a place like this?
Fweh?

Y'know... That~ whole~ thing~
You put it on, right?

Seriously, this woman...
...Put it on...

? Yes! I did put on this sweater!
The grannies all knitted it for me!

I'm surprised you noticed.
Incidentally, this hankie was made by everyone in the pediatric ward...
Alright already! That's enough!

...Claws! I've never seen real ones before!
You mean my nails?
Are these handmade too?
Handmade...
W-Well, these are self-made by yours truly...

The strawberry decoration is nice.
...Feigning interest in flashing stuff
is the most annoying thing of all...
Fufu

It's so sparkly and cute.
It makes me wanna eat it.

...Ah.

I-
I'm not really gonna eat it, though!!

Eh?
Eh?
What's wrong, Yuyu?
...ll...
What was that?

Eat your fill!
Eh!?

Did I do something wrong...?
Yuyu's broken!!
Don't come back here!

My seat is here!
Which means!
Your seat is here!

So you have a desk and a chair, Yamakado-san?
You bitch~
Yanagi-san!
Put the fist down!

I was sure it was that type of seat...
That type (the floor)
This classroom doesn't have a table or tatami system!

How did you not even know something so...
I've been sick all this time...
It's my first time going to school...
...

...Even if that's true, it should be obvious... Shit.

Yamakado-san is actually sitting on a chair...!?

The only times she ever sits on her chair is during disaster drills.
Yamakado-san... Get under your desk... Um... Yamakado-sa...
Is this really Yamakado-san...!?

What's with this vibe...?
Did I do something bad after all...?

Hey! Sit your ass down already!
Your seat's next to mine, ain't it!?
I need to...

I need to lighten the mood!
Huh?

Oh dear~ I got the wrong seat!

A face full of smiles
and a burst of laughter...

...!?
...!?
Huh?

But this was one of my best gags back in the pediatric playroom...
Kyah~
Why is she pulling a gag now...?

...Onto the next one...
Don't continue...

Erm... uuh... I can't think of anything...
Just... get off me.
I can't believe I'm ending on a dud... I'm sorry...

P-Please forget about this...

Yanagi-sama looks like she's been on the electric chair...!
It's no good... She's fainted...!

p10

I'm sorry for all the distrubance.
Please go ahead and begin homeroom!
Eh?
Ah.
Right.

W-Well then, everyone, let's get homeroom started...
Eh? Ah. Right...

Is this... what they call a high school debut failure...?
I'm such a clutz! A dunce! A total blockhead!

God! Savior! Marvelous!
Everyone's in their seats! They're all quiet! Their hands have stopped moving!

Hinakawa Hiyo-san, you are...

Prayer.

Sensei's making a gesture of some sort towards me?

...A bamboo shoot?

Could that cuteness of hers
Gaaah!

be what changes this class...!?
S-Sensei!?

According to Kirara MAX, "cute" means "the strongest"!

Warning