Seeking Change in his Life

anon has finally recovered from his daily pelvis crushing with his hippo wife
he decides to take a shower to clean all the accumalted filth and to recover some energy from the whole ordeal
the images of his flabby wife slamming on him still haunt his battered mind, the smell from the crevices encrusted with dry shit still linger
he decides to pop his secret porn stash that featured aryan male humans and female german shepherds
he only manages to shoot out pathetic blanks as he damns his wife for dosing him with 50 gms of viagra in order to keep him from going soft on her ugly ass
"fuck this shit, i'm not taking this crap any longer"
anon grabs a backpack and fills it with with bottles of water and consumables with long shelf life
Doritos, Hershey's Puke Bars, Dr Pisser and other tasteless goyslop that the his lardball of a wife calls food
he decides to leave his house and his wife behind, never to return
normally anthros seeing a lone human out on the streets would arouse suspicion, but the locals knew him and figured that he was just on his weekly food run for his retarded bed-ridden wife
his first destination was the bus stop
while waiting, anon caught the whiff of musk and cheap booze
he turns to look and spots a 7 foot hyena, giving him an ugly grin filled with razor sharp, yellowish fangs filled with cavities and bits of rancid meat stuck between the canines
"ay baybee, wachoo' doin out 'ere all by yer lonesum"
deciding to ignore the yigger, anon stares off into the streets hoping the bus shows up
the yeen being persistent, decides to grab anon's shoulder and flash her mock-penis
"i got me sum foodstamps, wadya say yoos and i do a trade and we finna get freaky behind dat dumpsta"
unable to tolerate the insult, stench, and gibberish this bitch was spouting, anon pulls out his glock-19 and mag dumps her in the pseudo-cock
finally the bus arrives at the stop, the passengers leaving whilst ignoring the shrieking hyena as they've had better things to worry about than some shitfur cradling her severed clitoris
he enters to bus, now empty and asks to stop by the local synagogue
anon enters the jewish temple and catches the attention of the congregation
among the jews there were other non-human species inside such as goats, rats, snakes and vampire bats
they all started hissing and squeaking at him, shouting yiddish drivel at him and giving him ugly looks
soon enough, anon was surrounded by evil creatures and enacted the next phase of his plan
he took out his backpack and the jews gazed in awe as he pulled out a big jar of pennies
anon flung the jar away from him and it smashed against the wall, jews seeing all those pennies scattered on the floor made them lose their collective shit
they all sprinted towards the coins, catching pennies as fast as their greedy little inbred hands could
the pennies buying anon the distraction he needed to look for the secret passage inside the synagogue
he noticed an odd feature on one of the pews, he quickly moved it and discovered a hole leading to a tunnel
anon entered the tunnel, ignoring the shit stained mattresses and human children undergoing bloodletting
he reached the final room where he encountered a rabbi, his beard covered in leftover adrenochrome as he finished sucking the blood from a baby's mutilated wiener
anon and the rabbi make eye contact, the rabbi's beady eyes staring daggers at him
"Oy vey! What is a goy doing in our temple?!"
"I seek the means to summon a passage out of this realm"
the rabbi hisses at anon and grabs a sacrificial dagger, promising a painful death as he thrusts foward
anon side-steps the attack and grabs the kike by his schnozz, he then brings a scalpel over his head and cleaves the rabbi's nose right off
the jew lets out a blood-curling scream as his flesh shrivels up and loses color right before anon's eyes, eventually the rabbi curls his limbs like a dead spider and goes silent
anon picks up the severed nose, overflowing with black magic, and draws a bloody symbol of Tzeentch, the chaos god of change and sorcery
the ground quakes and as anon begins to fear, a fucking portal crackling with blue and pink energy appears before his very eyes
and out steps a mistress of change, a tall feathered daemon anthro with a killer rack and thighs
"You seek an audience, mortal?" she asked as she took a peck out of the cursed nose
"I seek a pact. I desire to leave this dimension by any means available and i am willing to serve"
After a few minutes, they've come to an agreement, anon will move to the modern world set in the jewish era where he will perform his new task
Anon will unleash hordes of pink and blue horrors on Creative Assembly's headquarters in Bongland for refusing to fix TWW 3 and then he will perform cunnilingus to his new bird wife