Southpaw’s 1-D Relationship Chart

Koroma Kajō

Koroma-chan. It’s a shame, she’s so cute. It makes me want to pinch her little cheeks and feel how they squish and pull. Supple skin like hers’, I think she would be fresh and moist without being too greasy or fatty. But she’s the forbidden fruit, her Quirk would save her from anything I could do to her. Imagine the look on Sandy-sama’s face if I could deliver her to him, though. Aya~

Reiji Kawano

Soft boy who thinks he’s hard. I bet I could make him do what I wanted if I tried. If I threatened to have daddy look a little more closely into his internet history, maybe? I don’t really know much about computers. I wonder if he could teach me about the dark web.

Ichigo Sanizawa

If only I had her Quirk, I could taste my own flesh again and again without losing anything in the process. Just so long as I’m gentle. I could do the same for her… no, she is much too ‘normal’ and ‘adjusted’ for that. If I have a chance, I wouldn’t mind making something out of those legs. Thick, powerful muscles and a lovely texture to the skin. I bet she would taste gamey.

Yamasaki Yuudai

There’s just something about the smell of his sweat. Like fast food beef, so loaded with chemicals it doesn’t smell like real meat anymore. I suspect he may be doping. Possible blackmail material? Not sure what he would have to offer me, though.

Nowaru Kimi

Have to be careful who I ‘bring home’ with her around the dorms. It’s such a shame, I was looking forward to more freedom for… extracurricular activities, once I got to school. Maybe if I target her first? I just need to find a way to make it look like an accident, or get her alone. Would she be interested in a graveyard date?

Lixdite Aquila

I always heard snake tastes like chicken. For him, it is more likely than not. Not a very exciting flavor profile though, is it? I’m more interested in his human flesh. Fed as he is on Italian cuisine, he must have a unique taste compared to my Japanese classmates.
Besides, I don’t think I could take him.

Akuba Kaedabi Ohene

Another taste off foreign culture. Those eyes are so intense though, so much fire behind them. I would rather not get on his bad side.

Kotoko Takata

I hate octopuses. Disgusting, rubbery creatures. I will never try Takoyaki, I swear it.

Gyoyu Kamiya

Too oily for my tastes, but maybe he would be good fried. He does have a tendency to wander off to secluded areas when he should be in class, which would provide ample opportunity.

Higana Hanasaki

Something is a little off about her. She puts on a goodie-two-shoes façade, but I feel a kindred spirit in her. Oh yes, she is a freak deep down. We should find somewhere more private for girl talk.

Isao Mitarai

Ew, he must taste soapy. Worse, he’s such a stickler for the rules. I don’t need someone like him watching over my shoulder. I would sooner just dump him in a ditch somewhere.

Iniko Koru

I would break my teeth on her. I guess having for a roommate isn’t so bad. The roommate would be an automatic suspect, so I would sooner it be someone I have no interest in. All the better if she minds her own business.

Kirisuto Hiro

Adversary-kun is a good friend of mine. I have to make sure Kirisuto-kun is safe and sound until we can bring him around to our way of seeing things.

Shinohara Katsuryoku

Too spicy for me.

Romero Ketsueki

What is this… feeling? I feel myself getting hot. Maybe with his Quirk, we could… without anybody… and then-
He could fix me.
N-no, I have to remain loyal to Sandy-sama! I mustn’t be a two-timing harlot.

Iwata Yasu

I hate the way he ogles me in class. And with those eyes he could easily see something he shouldn’t. Going to have to put him high on the list. I wonder if his eyes taste any different from someone else’s?

Freya Frigid

Such a sweet girl, and a good friend. Refrigerated or not, I don’t think I’d sample meat that old, even if she doesn’t need it anymore. It would be freezer burnt and dried out, not worth the effort.

Fukuchi Arai

Nice, supple skin for a boy. Slim, but I bet he could make some good bacon. I wonder what he would pair well with. Bacon-wrapped sushi? Oh, yes. I think I’d like to give him a try sometime.