It's me, the true OG, Kumogakure's top MC,
The one and only, legendary shinobi D.
Give it up for the very best of the best,
As you watch me head down the path of eternal conquest.

Weaving together rhymes smoother than hand signs
Imitators incapable of matching its grand design
Spitting bars faster than lightning
Don't step up to me as you won't be capable of fighting

Blade in hand and wit in tow
When I start, you can't keep up with my flow
Fade from view in a flash
You'll only know the bite of my sword's slash.

Team 2:

Kichōna

A heart made of wood and missing a soul
Working through their daddy issues should be their biggest goal
Don't need to list all the ways this experiment could go awry
An explosion of anger or a pool of water and say goodbye.

Team 3:

Masukuda

Silent, and deadly, the result from a life of trial
Even now she's still in a fight for her own survival
The fruits of training are more bitter than sweet
I'll show you which one of us rose above it the next time we meet.

Ichika

The cheerful and bubbly kunoichi of blood
With an arsenal of curses waiting to be released like a flood
But if all she's bringing is some bad juju
It'll be easy to take her down with my shinobi virtue.

Team 4:

Remilia

The medicinal prodigy of the Inuzuka three
Lover of all things scaly
I hope they're prepared to get hurt
When she joins her friends slithering in the dirt.

Team 5:

Jin

The prodigious Hyuga with their precious pale eyes
Me against him won't be any surprise
Match my tomoes to his speed and its easy to see
That my win is an absolute guarantee.

Shinrō

Magnet controller with orbs as smooth as his head
When it comes to his brain the same can be said
Betting everything on his weapons made of Ink and Steel
It won't take much to make this monk kneel.

Team 6:

Ghidorah

... fuck that guy...
and his gator thing too.

Sen

Stuck between two dead weights and picking up the slack
Its a wonder how this kunoichi is going to make a comeback
Wasting her time trying to keep it all together
Let's see how she'll do under pressure

Team 7:

Fujiwara

A Samurai from some far away land
Experiencing the shinobi style firsthand
If he really is to claim the best swordsman medal
He'll have to prove against me his mettle.

Team 8:

Kuro

This kunoichi is more shadowy than most
With enough taijutsu and ninjutsu skills to boast
However the greater the shadow the brighter the light
Only chance against me is by using my own might.

Team 9:

Kitsumoto

Tragic assassin caught in a plot of revenge
But to be honest I find it all a bit cringe
Couldn't hack it out in the field
Seems like a coverup to keep his weakness concealed.

Eiken

What the fuck is that a living statue-

Team 11:

Rinka

An supposed angel in disguise, masquerading as a woman with masculine ties
Talking about divine energy of which their new form is comprised
If there's really someone who's blessed by a being in the skies
I think there's only one legendary shinobi to which that applies

Akaito

...I don't know who this is.