3. März 2021ㅤich liebe dich ​
ok hi i've been Landa's boyfriend since 2021, where i still hold a record of many rewatches to this very day. do NOT play with me. i am THE inglourious fan EVER. i will defend that movie and my man to the end. he would never do anything.ㅤ (jokes)

this will be a general lovemail/rant section of my selfship!!!ㅤ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝
these aren't proof-read and probably won't be unless i decide so

10. December 2025 — personal 'headcanons' have been moved to a private doc instead.
10. Jan 2026 — layout redesigned.
25. Jan 2026 — associated songs added.
12. Feb 2026 — website returned.
20. Feb 2026 — relationship tropes added.

warning; all contents are fictional, any relations to a real being/scenario/etc are purely coincidental.

Relationship tropesㅤ<3 ​
Pitbull Dates Puppy
౨ৎㅤyes i'm the pitbull in this situation. sorry not sorry.

Closet Key
౨ৎㅤlanda would definitely have the realisation... or the crisis over it.

Normie Dates A Celebrity
౨ৎㅤwhat do you mean some jewish civilian got with a high-status ss-colonel?!

Star-Crossed Lovers
౨ৎㅤlaws of the reich be damned, those two are trying!

Opposites Attract
౨ৎㅤcrude and civilised, contradicting ideologies... take a hint.

May-December Romance
౨ৎㅤyou're telling me that man is in his fifties?!

Songs I associate with usㅤ<3 ​
Runes and Men
౨ৎㅤWith your hair of flaming blooms, and your eyes of saintly dusk ...
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Blue Monday
౨ৎㅤBut if it wasn't for your misfortune—I'd be a heavenly person today ...
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Auf Wiederseh'n Sweetheart
౨ৎㅤAuf wiedersehen, auf wiedersehen; we'll meet again, sweetheart ...
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Take This Bottle
౨ৎㅤFar away, I'll treat you better, better than down here ...
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