Exposing the /gig/ cuckschizo

(aka the POVposter, "so lucky..." poster; Kleepedo)

FAQ

Who is the /gig/ cuckschizo?

An autist who spends the better part of his time replying to every post featuring a female character with "[male character] is so lucky", "[male character] POV", occasionally posting fanart.

Is he the only cuckposter?

Obviously not, but some are more prolific than others.

Does he only cuckpost?

No, he has a whole array of obscure pet peeves, as you'll see.

Are you an archiveschizo?

Yes. This is an exercise in archiveschizoing.

What is your method?

• We'll start by searching the archive for deleted posts that undoubtedly belong to him. Quite easy, because while he changes his MD5s with every post, he circles through a fairly small folder and the archive allows for searching by image dimensions:
  https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/deleted/deleted/width/864/height/1200/
  https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/459408873/#459416684
• If the thread contains more than one cuckpost with the same deletion timestamp, then we'll include it here.
  https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/tnum/459408873/deleted/deleted/order/asc/
• We'll look at all deleted posts sharing that timestamp, categorizing them in broad themes based on similarities in content.
  The themes I picked up are as follows:
  • Cuckposting (obviously)
  • Anti-hebe posting. Includes the following:
    • General hebe hate, or claiming that another model type is superior
    • Affixing the names of hebe characters with "slop" or other derogative terms
    • Using the term "hebeslop" (it comes up quite often)
    • Disparaging events or quests that focus on hebe characters
    • Attacking hebefags and promoting the idea that they are pedophiles
  • Yanfei "dogstabber" posting. It technically could fall under the above, but it comes up often enough that I chose to give it its own category.
  • Anti-hag posting. Same criteria as anti-hebe posting, but for hags.
  • Anti-Raiden posting. Much like the forced Yanfei dogstabber meme, it comes up often enough that it warrants its own category.
    • Notably includes posts blaming Raidenfags for gore and scat posting, or claiming to be a Raidenfag and taking credit for such posts.
    • Will also include posts bitching about Inazuma or the 2.x patch cycle.
  • Reddit posting. Includes:
    • Posts arguing that a character possesses some quality that makes reddit users more likely to like them
    • Posts mentioning reddit in any way or form
  • Pro-lolicon posts:
    • Positive posts about one or several loli characters
    • Posts praising lolicons or pedophilia in any way or form
• We'll repeat this for several threads until we have a clear profile. Conclusions will be drawn at the end.

Preliminary notes:

• My timezone at the time of writing is CEST (UTC+2). Deletion timestamps are in UTC+0, so there will be a 2-hour discrepancy between them and the posting times shown in the screenshots.
• If deleted posts fall under more than one category, they will be listed as part of both. If they don't fall under any category, they will still be included and the reader is free to derive his own conclusions from them.
• If a post only makes sense in context, it will receive a short annotation. The reader is invited to check it on the archive.

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Exhibit A

Target image:
Deleted posts in threads that fit the criteria: 1, 2, 3

Thread 1, December 27th 2023 Deletion timestamp:

N.B: All posts with this timestamp are at least 1m30 apart.

Cuckposts: 6

Anti-hebe posts: 7

Notes:

• First and third post are about the 4.3 Roses and Muskets event, which featured Ayaka, Chevreuse, Chiori, Furina and Yoimiya.
• Second post is about the 2.8 Summer Fantasia event.
• Fourth post is calling Fischl fans pedophiles.

Reddit posts: 7

Pro-lolicon posts: 2

Notes:

• First post is defending Nahida and Klee with regards to their ability to sell.
• Second post is about an NPC accused of pedophilia.

Anti-hag posts: 1

Anti-Raiden posts: 1

Unclassified: 2

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Thread 2, November 28th 2023 Deletion timestamp:

N.B.: Some of the posts sharing this timestamp aren't 1m30 apart, but they're always at least 45s apart, which is the cooldown for 4chan pass users.

Cuckposts: 7

Note: Fourth post is about Navia.

Anti-hebe posts: 6

Note: The last post is about Kosekimaru/Miitoboru from the 2.8 Summer Immersia event, which featured Fischl, Mona and Xinyan.

Yanfei "dogstabber" posts: 5

Pro-lolicon posts: 5

Notes:

• The first post links to a Yaoyao thread as image limit is reached. Both the post and the thread are deleted.
• The other posts are bitching about the deletion until the third post links to a new Yaoyao thread, waiting for bump limit this time. Both are deleted again.

Anti-hag posts: 6

Notes:

• Mostly OP-related seethe.
• Fourth post links to an OP where Yae Miko is impaled on a sword. Both are deleted.
• Fifth post may or may not be sarcasm, but is clearly posted in the context of this melty.

Anti-Raiden posts: 1

Unclassified: 8

Note: Not fond of archiveschizos.

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Thread 3, April 6th 2024 Deletion timestamp:

N.B.: At the height of the cum2play frenzy. Similar to the above, many posts sharing this timestamp aren't 1m30 apart, but they're always at least 45s apart, which is the cooldown for 4chan pass users.

Cuckposts: 6

Note: Fourth post is about Chongyun x Shenhe.

Anti-hebe posts: 36

Notes:

• Mostly seething about the 2.8 summer event and its cast, mainly Fischl.
• Also attacking fans of Fischl, Mona, Furina, Noelle, Faruzan and Hu Tao.
• Thread 2 had many Yaejanny mentions. Farujanny seems to have taken over as his target.
• Weird Elliot Gindi obsession.
• I probably missed some because there's so many.

Yanfei "dogstabber" posts: 3

Anti-Raiden posts: 10

Reddit posts: 6

Pro-lolicon posts: 21

Preliminary remark: Lots of Kleepedo accusations thrown in that thread. Posts with the relevant deletion timestamp are both denying that there is a shitposting Kleepedo, and accusing random posters of being Kleepedo (whereas many other posts containing this word weren't deleted). I will therefore add three different collages: one for "normal" loli posts, and two for the aforementioned behaviours.

Unclassified: 8

Notes:

• Some cum2play spam (he did cuckpost Nahida, a loli).
• A non-zero amount of Neuvillette seethe.

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Exhibit B

Target image:
Deleted posts in threads that fit the criteria: This one.
Thread 4, March 16th 2024 Deletion timestamp:

Cuckposts: 25

Notes:

• Unlike cum2play, ships Nahida with Alhaitham, not Wanderer. Might be why they're in opposition.
• Every deleted post in that thread is by him, save for four posts containing tranny NSFW at the end.

Yanfei "dogstabber" posts: 1

Note: Replying to an image of a dog.

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Exhibit C

Now that we've established a correlation between cuckposting and these other obsessions/types of shitposts, we will prove our hypothesis by targeting seemingly unrelated keywords instead of images used in cuckposting.
Target keywords: Yanfei+dogs
Deleted posts in threads that fit the criteria: This one
Thread 5, November 28th 2023 Deletion timestamp:

Cuckposts: 30

Notes:

• A rare genuine Nahida cuckpost. Goes back to shipping Wanderer with Mona pretty soon, though. Also defends Nahida later on.

Anti-hebe posts: 3

Notes:

• Piss poor falseflag at the end.

Yanfei "dogstabber" posts: 3

Anti-hag posts: 4

Anti-Raiden posts: 3

Notes: First post in reaction to a scat post.

Pro-lolicon posts: 3

Notes:

• First post replying to a Klee post.
• Last post reacting to Nahida fanart.

Reddit posts: 1

Unclassified: 12

Notes:

• Some pretty ironic accusations in there.
• Calling a shota Wriothesley poster a pedo.

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Exhibit D

It's starting to seem like this poster has so many deleted posts in the archive, we could go on forever. Let's conclude with something light.
Target keywords: Reddit+Shogun
Deleted posts in threads that fit the criteria: This one
-> Thread 6, May 26th 2023
Deletion timestamp

Cuckposts: 37

Notes:

• Not a single loli cuckposted.
• Pairs Alhaitham with Nilou unlike more recent threads where he is paired with Nahida.
• "Focalors is for the judge" Fontaine wasn't even released lmao

Anti-Raiden posts: 4

Anti-hebe posts: 3

Notes:

• First post about Kirara.
• Second post calling Charlottefag a pedo.

Reddit posts: 1

Pro-lolicon posts: 1

Conclusions

• Our cuckposter is a 4chan pass user.
• He uses a MD5 randomizer: cuckpost 1, cuckpost 2, cuckpost 3, cuckpost 4, dogstabber meme 1, dogstabber meme 2, dogstabber meme 3
  • Searching by image dimensions tells the whole story.
• Based on his active hours, he is probably from the Western Hemisphere. He seems to be a native speaker of American English, meaning he is likely from the US.
• Our cuckposter is a massive lolicon.
  • He never targets lolis except for Nahida, whom he began pairing with Alhaitham in March 2024 (Thread 4), so more than a year after his first cuckposts.
  • He is something of a loli supremacist. He harbours no love for the other models, as shown by his regular use and possible coining of the word "hebeslop".
  • His supremacism feeds into a sort of reddit obsession. He regards reddit as being extremely anti-loli, and will use it as a convenient scapegoat for his shitposts in general, as well as his vicious attacks on characters he deems "reddit"; mainly Fischl and Raiden, with a few posts targeting Hu Tao.
    • His hate for these characters extends to their respective regions and events: Inazuma, the 2.x patch cycle, the 2.8 GAA event... On the other hand, he is an avid 1.6 GAA, Sumeru, and 3.8 Bottleland defender. Go figure.
  • He regards pedophilia (3DPD) as separate from the lolita complex, yet he will regularly call pedophilia based.
    • He is obsessed with accusing hebefags of pedophilia. Affixing the name of a hebe with -pedo to denigrate her fans is one of his pastimes.
    • The moniker "Kleepedo" is not necessarily accurate. He seems to favour all the lolis, even NPCs like Changchang.
• He's not the only cuckposter, just the most prolific. Virtually all POV/lucky posting is by him.
  • Notably, he pairs Wanderer with Mona and not Nahida unlike the Scarahida poster(s).
  • He has taken to pairing Nahida with Alhaitham in recent weeks (since March 2024).
  • There is one example of him pairing Nahida with Wanderer, but it was in a thread where lolifags were accused of being behind the cuckposting due to people inevitably noticing that they weren't getting cuckposted quite as much as the other girls.
• When he's not outright attacking them, he is obsessed with redefining hebefags as simply pedophiles.
  • He is obsessed with Elliot Gindi.
• It's unclear why he's so obsessed with attacking Yanfei, who doesn't appear to be particularly popular on reddit. I'll just chalk that one up to autism (see below).
• He has many language quirks and tends to repeat himself a lot: POVposting, luckyposting, his tendency to affix names with -slop and -pedo, his excessive use of "hebeslop", etc. This is unironically a symptom of autism.
  • Just search "My favorite character is Raiden Shogun" on the archive.
  • Some more seemingly innocuous examples: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

That's about all. But have one last thread for the road. Lots of Yanfei dogstabber posting, but I didn't include it because it has no cuckposts (otherwise the Yanfei tally would be quite a bit higher). It's a fun read.