Edward Palon Relationship Chart for Wormlando

This chart is halfassed and proud

Teacher

I tried to get a merchandise deal with her but the Protectorate said Utahraptor mounts weren't kosher.

The Hopeman

Everybody loves Hopeman. He's just like Thor and The Sentry! See them in Thor: Love and Thunderbolts, coming out 2013!
Evil Inner Monologue: Heheheh... with The Hopeman's dna, the Hopesaurus will be unbeatable! And then no one can stop me from achieving my TRUE plan... ominous music plays

Endfucker

FUN FACTS WITH MR PALON: The average male Argentinosaurus actually has a bigger penis.
Evil Inner Monologue: The Endbringers are nothing compared to the hidden power of dinosaurs... ominous music plays

Salamander

Disney said I couldn't make firebreathing flying dinosaurs or else they'd rather market them as dragons. They said ones that spit acid are fine, though. They also said ones that spit combustible acid are fine.

The Immortality Machine

Uhhhh Disney said it would be cool if they owned that weird strange place device thing. I guess I agree.
Evil Inner Monologue: The only truly immortal things... are dinosaurs... ominous music plays

Paradox

Time, huh? Disney really likes time travel stories, I think they're going out of fashion. Like dinosaurs.
Evil Inner Monologue: Dinosaurs... are from the past... yet timeless... ominous music plays

Hindsight

What a nice young lady!
Evil Inner Monologue: I think this little slut doxxed me. Better watch out for any ERECT dinosaurs. ominous music plays

Ryan Palmer

Disney is not a fan of bigots and chuds. And neither am I! Old-fashioned views like those should go the way of the dinosaur! Get your limited time PRIDE docile declawed pet velociraptor for only $2099.99!

Aurora

She ruined Frozen for little girls. Thankfully, ice dinosaurs should fix that.
Evil Inner Monologue: We all know they won't... yet... ominous music plays

Nightmare

I didn't read the rundown of this guy yet. He seems kinda cringe though. Disney's gonna sue him for using Wonderland though, we were gonna make a sequel with Johnny Depp.
Evil Inner Monologue: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ominous music plays

Bahram

I've been trying to focus on the Middle Eastern audience with oil themed dinosaurs but Disney said that was a bad idea. I wonder what he thinks about oil dinosaurs:

Jolt

Good thing he isn't named Bolt, or we would have sued his pants off. Speaking of, I've been making dog-esque dinosaurs. Very marketable.
Evil Inner Monologue: There won't be a use for dogs after my GOAL is achieved... ominous music plays

Dreadnought

He looks like that one Marvel guy. I can't keep track of all of them until I have to make dinosaurs themed after them for the MCU's marketing.
Evil Inner Monologue: Metal dinosaurs... why didn't I think of that sooner... ominous music plays

Lanna Vayne

She reminds me of Kathleen Kennedy.
Evil Inner Monologue: Dinosaurs... are not to be controlled by mere humans... ominous music plays

Shukuchi

I keep telling Disney to branch out into anime but they aren't listening to me. Anime dinosaurs are pretty cool, even if they're not as cool as regular dinosaurs.

Stalcka

That's a dumb name. Even the stupidest tax write-off st Disney has a better name. Should have been... Stegocka. Yeah, that's good.

Tribune

My dinosaurs can do anything he does but cooler bevause they're dinosaurs.

Gary

I have no knowledge of this individual.
Evil Inner Monologue: A guy who looked like this gave me a blowie behind an Arby's once. ominous music plays

Me

Evil Inner Monologue: No one knows that I have... a... PLAN... ominous music plays

Rapunzel

She's a valued coworker. Making dinosaurs that shoot lasers is a just a bonus to working with her!
Evil Inner Monologue: She will not be spared. ominous music plays

Nyquist

Disney promised me they'd sue anyone who copied my dinosaurs.
Evil Inner Monologue: She thinks she can copy my dinosaurs, can she? Hehehehe... she'll get MORE than she bargained for... ominous music plays

Mook

Uhhh who?
Evil Inner Monologue: You can't undo dinosaur rape. ominous music plays

Seer

Path To Victory? There is no Path To Victory without dinosaurs.
Evil Inner Monologue: Factchecked by real dinosaur patriots. ominous music plays