This is dedicated to the faggots of the /vr/ board and that one absolutely seething Alf poster. Fuck jannies.

It had been a slow sunday night at the /vr/ headquarters. The entire building appeared to be in a state of disrepair, with the scent of burning server hardware wafted through the air - Just business as usual. The rest of the anons were busy with the weekly shitshow, but one particular man was on high alert, one punchyouinthefaceman. The others didn't pick up on it, but a certain uneasy air filled the site. Something ominous was destined to happen, he was sure of it. He waited in the cold and empty entranceway, ready for action. The hum of fluorescent lights filled his ear drums. The silence was abruptly broken as the double doors swung open, letting the cold night breeze inside. Punchman set his sights on the doorway, and sees a familiar shadowy figure emerge from the darkness, stepping into the lobby. It possess a familiar frame... it's MacGuffin, the slithering snake of a kike responsible for all ills within the /vr/ community. Thinking quickly, Punchman decides to use lies and deception in order to outjew the jew. "Mac! It's been so long!" he shouts excitedly, greeting him like an old friend. Before Mac can respond, Punchman preys on his inner faggot instincts and seduces the jew. Successfully playing on Mac's repressed homosexuality, the two proceed to the nearest bedroom, while Punchman discretely taps a button on his phone, sounding a silent alarm throughout the HQ. Once inside, the hidden cameras begin rolling, recording the entire event yet to come. Punchman drops his pants, revealing an enormous corkscrew penis, accounting for nearly half of his bodyweight. "Come, Mac. I need you to pleasure my knob..." Punchman says teasingly. MacGuffin, suspiciously quiet, complies, and walks forward to his cock, ready to suck. Little did he realize he had walked head first into a trap. The oversized spaghetti noodle of a corkscrew penis grows erect instantaneously, pushing MacGuffin away from him, slamming him into the wall. Punchman shouts "CRUMBLE!!!" and shoots maple syrup from his dick, locking Mac in place. "Let's start it up!" he shouts, and he then proceeds to turn around, unleashing a high-pressure hose of diarrhea.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
The on looking anons watch in horror through the cameras as punchman's mass of molasses makes their way into Mac's mug.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
"YES MACGUFFIN, COME FORTH, MWAHAHAHAH" Punchman insanely bellowed as his bowels blasted forward
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
The anons cheer as the demonic kike that has tormented them for so long is served justice by their leader.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Eventually, the gas tank runs out, and he pulls up his pants and shouts "DID YOU TRULY BELIEVE I WOULD BESTOW EVEN A CRUMB OF MY HOLY COCK UPON YOU, YOU HUNCHBACKED, HOOKNOSED KIKE? YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN, RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD, YOU DID 9/11, THE MY-LAI MASSACRE, HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, AND CRUCIFIED JESUS CHRIST! YOU ARE BUT A WORM, A WORTHLESS KIKE!"
The HQ erupted into thunderous applause at Punchman's rebuke of the demonic MacJew. However, Punchman realized why "Mac" was being so quiet the entire time. It was merely a flesh automaton stitched together by the real MacGuffin's vile jew sorcery.... loaded to the brink with military grade explosives and horse semen. The last thing Punchman saw before the entire building was leveled was a flash of white and a sticky sensation all over his body. The end.