The Horny Council
In the middle of a mysterious city, above all other places, is where the horny council sits. Representatives from ringo, feet, hag, ag, horni, and uoh sit in a circle as they "welcome" their latest council member.
"How did you get appointed here?" asked the AG representative "Who thought you were worthy of this council with those mearsurements!"
"The people and the Senate! I am the horniest of them all they say!" said the Squirrel.
"The horniest? bah, I didn't know talking about it the most made you the horniest." scoffed the Ringo representative, other members nod their head in agreement.
"No one in the world is as horny as us risuners, we have the most sex and produce the most children! We also have the biggest cocks too!" stomps the Squirrel.
They all laugh at him before the feet representative speaks up "hahahaha none of that is true, indeed our studies show that you have the smallest cocks in the world based on your feet size and have sex about as much as a standard nation. Vanilla Squirrels."
"If you produced the most children... we would know about it ToT." exclaimed the uoh rep, who is in a constant state of crying.
"Sadly, there is not enough hags in your lands for you to be truly cultured squirrel. Sorry."
"Enough!" shouted the Horniest of them all, the horni representative. "Squirrel"
"Yes!"
"I grant you a place on this council, but do not grant you the rank of Horny."
The squirrel enters a rage "This is not fair! How can you be on the Horny Council but not be horny!"
"Silence, young Squirrel. Anyways back on topic."
The horny council talks about horny things for 30 minutes before this happens
"AHHH THATS ENOUGH, I AM OUT OF HERE!" says the Squirrel who runs off after hearing the perversions.
The members all laugh and continue with business as usual.