Let's see Paul Allen's rule 63 design.
”Do you like Vampanon?”
”He’s…ok.”
”His early work was a little too monogamous for my taste. But when Cuckquean of Time came out in 00:56, I think he really came into his own--commercially and artistically.”
”The whole fic has a clear consistent tone and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that gives the fic a big boost!”
”He’s been compared to Sekkusu, but I think Vamp has far more kinky and arousing fetishes.”
”Hey anon, why are there a bunch of compressed kroniis all over the thread? Do you have a folder? A little collection or something?”
”No, kronie.”
”Is that a VPN?”
”Yes it is!”
”In 01:39, Vamp released this--Omega Bitch--his most accomplished fic series. I think his undisputed masterpiece is ‘Part 5.5.’ A fic so fappable to most anons don’t pay attention to the plot. But they should, because its not just about the pleasures of anal masturbation and the dangers of overindulgence, its also a personal statement about the moral degradation the titular character undergoes. Hey Paul!”
Cleaves his skull in two with an axe
”TRY ASKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN MEMBERS STREAMS NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID GREYFAG!”
“New r63 tan, whaddya think?”
”Wa-hoh, very nice. Look at that.”
”I picked it up from MXC yesterday.”
”Good choice.”
”It's Vamp. And the weapons are something called Kamas.”
”That’s very cool anon, but that's nothing. Look at this.”
”That is really nice.”
”Namerys with nephilim horns. Whaddya think?”
”Nice…”
”Jesus…that is really super--how’d nitwit like you get so tasteful?”
’I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s tan to mine.’
”But wait, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Fluffanon, comfy sweater, skirt with leggings.”
”Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s r63 design.”
’Look at that subtle indication of submissiveness. The tasteful smelliness of her. Oh my god, she even has a dick.’
”Is something wrong Anon? You have a boner.”
”My name is Anon. I am 27 years old. I believe in supporting my oshi, in superchatting her stream, and in posting in the thread. In the morning, if my dick is a little stiff, I’ll masturbate while I do my vod reps. I can watch a thousand now. After I finish fapping, I use an anti-chafing lotion. In the thread, I’ll post an image of Kronii and say ‘I LOVE KRONII.’ Then I’ll reply to myself and say ‘I HATE KRONII.’ And on the fanfics, I’ll post an exaggerated reaction image.”
”Then I post an inflammatory comment which gathers (You)s while I continue to work on other posts. I always stay anonymous, with little to no similarities in between posts, because namefagging reveals other posts you’ve made and makes you look gay. Then I shitpost, then activate my anti-schizo filters, followed by a final depressing Gosling post. “
”There is an idea of an Anon. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my horny gaze and you can reply to my post and see text responding to yours and maybe you can even sense our mental well-being is probably comparable, I simply am not there.”